Ehem. Before I would go on, I'd just like to say that this was a random idea on my head, so IDK. Read and give feedback if you like.
DISCLAIMER: MARIO BELONGS TO NINTENDO!
Never Ask Bowser To Help You Again
PART 1: KAMEK-KAZE
It was dinnertime in DarkLands. The Koopalings, Bowser Jr., and Kamek all helped in setting the table while Bowser was busy trimming his claws in his throne.
"Your lowness, are you going to help us here or what?" Kamek asked the king himself whilst setting plates on the table.
"Or what?" Bowser asked back, looking up to the senior magikoopa.
"Or just trimming your toeclaws, I guess..." Kamek muttered.
Bowser huffed a bit before approaching the dinnertable. Everyone else stood back for whatever Bowser would do.
"I'd rather just trim my toeclaws." Bowser said as he took a sip of vodka. "Thanks."
And for some odd reason, Bowser's big toe's claw sliced a part of a table leg as soon as he turned back to make his way back to his throne. The dinner table fell to the side where the table legs were uneven, and all the food, utensils, silverware, and whatnot landed on the side. Bowser, who was completely ignorant, went back to trimming his toeclaws while everyone else looked shocked.
Kamek ran back to the kitchen and hit his head with a pan.
PART 2: JUNIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT
"Hey dad, I need a help for a project at school." Bowser Jr. approached his dad. "Can you help me buy supplies in the store?"
"Sure, Junior!" Bowser replied happily and went with his son.
Later on, they were checking out the items that they were going to purchase at the Koopa School Supply Store.
"Hey Junior, I'll go buy some food. Here's the senior citizen discount." Bowser handed his son a card and ran home.
"Okay." Bowser Jr. replied enthusiastically.
BEEP! yelled the scanner which was scanning the price of a box of crayons.
"That'll be 500 gold coins for all these items, sir." the cashier, a female koopa troopa, informed.
Bowser Jr. handed the card to the cashier for the discount.
"Uh sir, this is a school ID from kindergarten." she said, handing him back the card.
"WHAT!" Junior exclaimed and snatched it from the cashier. He bolted to the parking lot, only to find out that the Koopa Clown Car was gone.
Junior got a towel and wrapped it on his forehead.
PART 3: LARRY'S LOBSTER
"KING DAAAAAAAAAD!" Laryy yelled from the corridors of the castle. "I NEED HELP!"
"Larry Jr's gone missing!"
Bowser rubbed his chin. "Your pet seahorse? That's impossible! He's in his fish bowl, how would he go away?"
"It's a lobster..." Larry rolled his eyes sarcastically.
"Oh, that!" Bowser had a lightbulb on his forehead and ran for the kitchen, bringing out a lobster platter for dinner.
"You're insane king dad..."
After five hours of looking, they gave up. Suddenly, Bowser sprung up and told Larry some good news,
"Good news is that I threw a lobster in the dump! He was running around and he pinched my shell so that's a good thing I threw him away."
Larry was devastated. He bolted to the dumpsite of the castle, only to find out that the garbage truck was seen heading for the dump center.
Larry dropped his knees to the ground as the taps song played.
PART 4: NO MORE-TON MICROPHONE
Morton was finding batteries for his toy mic.
"KING DAD! THERE'S NOT A SPECK OF BATTERY IN SIGHT! I WANT ONE FOR MY TALK SHOW! NO! I NEED ONE! I ALSO NEED HELP ON FINDING A GOOD PLACE TO HOST IT!"
"Oh son, I know th perfect place to host your talk show!" Bowser twirled like a ballerina and led him down the castle to the basement where it was dark.
"I set up stuff for the talk show and there's a camera over there. You can filmit using that." Bowser told him and left.
When Morton turned on the lights, he could see nothing but an old basement. He opened the door to get out but it was locked from the outside,
"Thanks king dad..." Morton grumbled sarcastically.
Phew got that done in a day... The last 5 parts shouldn't take long to write...
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