Momonga sighed. It was almost time. The moment that the server would go down and he would be blissfully alone amongst his own thoughts once more. It was unthinkable really. To sink so much time into this glorious world and to have it slip through his fingers.

LUCKILY HIS FRIEND EDGE THE WEREWOLF WOULD STILL BE THERE RIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM!

"No, Timmy. We're not doing that."

Not even he would put up with him. Momonga raised a single bony finger and flicked it towards the spiky haired half-werewolf. There came a single sprinkle of unholy light before blood began to bubble in the throat of the boy. Swelling up like a balloon, the werewolf only had time to strike a cool pose before he 'popped' in a messy display of guts and death.

Neat. Free exp.

"Ah, right. Oom. Now where was I...?"

Oh. The server.

Good times. Goooood times...


Authors Note

Nobody cares about your OC fic. Stop filling this section with that trash. You know how horrifying it is to see authors jerking off in their own little worlds as they write about a "totally-not-insert-cool-guy-mc-cool" who is best buddies with Ainz and scores bitches? There are more stories about your characters than there are OF THE ACTUAL CHARACTERS.

Fucking sick of it. Nobody gives a shit about your OC. You've completely tainted this section with your garbage. We don't care how well they're written. We don't care what kind of excuse you've given for them. We. Just. Don't. Care. Many of us came here after watching the show end. We wanted to see more of Ainz and the crew.

We can't have that CAN WE? GOTTA BUST A NUT TO OUR OC INSTEAD. OOOH YEAH. SO MUCH STRONK THAN AINZ. SO MUCH ORIGINALITY.

Yes, it's for dumb fun. Yes, some people write it to escape reality, blablah-I don't fucking care. Mr. Random-Person-On-The-Internet, when I scroll down the Overlord section and see 90% of them are "ALLY/MEMBER/RANDOM/ADMIN" in your summary (YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN) all I can do is let loose a big fat "Ugh.."

Even worse are those writers who sneak in OC's to keep themselves interested in their own story. You fuckers know exactly what I mean.

So consider this me wagging my finger at the sheer amount of them. Just-...just stop. You're as bad as the Rosario+Vampire section. All I want is to read more than a COUPLE stories about Ainz and his crew hangin' out in the schoolyard, instead all I get is "WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT" and "NO FLAMES PLZ" when I so much as complain.

TLDR; You dun' wrote a OC main dude? Your story is trash automatically. Yes, that includes this one.