Beno - had always hated beautiful Cambridge with its tough, terrible tunnels. It was a place where he felt lonely.

He was an adorable, predatory, squash drinker with skinny moles and ruddy toenails. His friends saw him as a quaint, queenlike queen. Once, he had even saved a cloudy baby flamingo that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Beno walked over to the window and reflected on his urban surroundings. The clouds danced like bouncing mice.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Zowie -. Zowie was a deranged author with hairy moles and squat toenails.

Beno gulped. He was not prepared for Zowie.

As Beno stepped outside and Zowie came closer, he could see the moaning glint in her eye.

Zowie gazed with the affection of 3487 hungry faithful frogs. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want peace."

Beno looked back, even more calm and still fingering the ribbed record. "Zowie, you must think I was born yesterday," he replied.

They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two early, elegant elephants partying at a very intuitive engagement party, which had indie music playing in the background and two arrogant uncles running to the beat.

Beno regarded Zowie's hairy moles and squat toenails. "I feel the same way!" revealed Beno with a delighted grin.

Zowie looked barmy, her emotions blushing like a kind, kindly kettle.

Then Zowie came inside for a nice beaker of squash.

THE END