Harry and Marv come back that night and sit out front of McAllister's house.

"Did they come back?"

"From Paris?"

The McAllister's house is full of life and Kivin is dancing with a bunch of mannequins and cardboard cutouts. Kevin is laughing his head off " god im good" he sings with joy " now for my peace to resistance" he pulls out his stick and waves at one of the mannequins sending it flying at the window.

"We'll come back tomorrow. Maybe they'll be gone by then. Holy shit, We better get out of here before somebody sees us."Kevin looks out the window smiling next to the mannequin.


The McAllister family is watching a show in French and Frank enters the room full of goodies.

"Attencion! Attencion! Look what I found in the kitchen."

Georgette, Peter's sister sighs "Frank, those are for later. Frank? "Frank ignores Georgette and hands out shrimp to kids.

"Mes petits enfants, do you want a little shrimp, huh?"

Peter is in the other room on the phone "Do you speak English? Parlez Anglais? Well, is there... Did you get anybody? I am looking for my son! Do you know where he is?! Peter sighs as Frank enters the room and looks almost hopeful at Peter '' No, I can't find anybody. They're all shopping. Nobody's home for the holidays `` he slams down the phone in frustration.

Megan sighs from the other room with Buzz next to her on the couch "This is so pointless."

"What?"

"We're here rotting in this apartment. Kevin's at home. Mom's at the airport."

"So?"

"You're not at all worried about Kevin?"

"Why should I be? He's acted like a jerk one too many times and this time he caught it in the butt."

"He's so little and helpless. Don't you think he's flipped out?"

"The little trout can use a couple of days in the real world."

"You're not at all worried something might happen to him?"

"No. For three reasons: A. I'm not that lucky, 2: We have smoke detectors, and D: We live in the most boring street in the United States of American, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period."


The pizza boy slams on the breaks hitting the statue in front of the McAllister house. The boy sighs and gets out and picks up the statue. He sees a letter on the front door where it says "back door please" he nods and jogs around the back and knocks on the door.

Kevin is sitting there with Remote for the tv as the movie sits paused.

Kevin unpauses it

"Who is it?" Johnny says

"It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza."

"Leave it on the doorstep and get out of here."

"Okay. But what about the money?"

"What money?"

"Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir."

"Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"

"That'll be $11.80, sir." Kevin sneaks $12 from the bottom of the door.

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

"Cheapskate."

"Hey. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10. " Gunshot soundbytes and Johnny laughing scaring the Pizza Boy; Pizza Boy crashes into garbage cans and runs away frantically and drives off; Kevin opens the door, picks up the pizza and smells it.

"A lovely cheese pizza, just for me." Kevin closes the door.


Kate is talking to a lovely old woman "So we have the $500, the pocket translator, the two first-class seats; that's an upgrade from your coach…"

"Is that a real Rolex?"

"Do you think it is?"

"No."

"But who can tell? I also have a ring."

"Oh, that is beautiful!"

The old woman's partner tugs on her shirt "Come on, Irene. They're boarding."

"This gal has offered us two first-class tickets if we go Friday, plus a ring, a watch, a pocket translator, $500 and…"

"The earrings. You love the earrings"

The old man huffs "She's got her own earrings. A whole shoebox full of them. Dangly ones. Come on."

"No, but…" They are about to leave when Kate almost bursts into tears.

"I'm desperate. I'm begging you. From a mother to a mother. Please!"

"Oh, Ed."

"Please!"

"Oh, all right."

Kate boards a flight to Dallas


Kevin is sitting on the bed watching the Johnny Carson show.

"Dear Santa, I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some Clay-Doh." Kevin looks at a family portrait and sighs.

"I didn't mean it. If you come back, I'll never be a pain in the butt again. I promise. Good night." Kevin kisses the portrait and puts it under his pillow along with his magic stick.

Kevin is in the bathroom after a goodnight rest singing "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know

Where those treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow The snow"

Kevin puts on the aftershave, and screams in agony... again.

Kevin wheels his trolley around in the grocery store, Kevin arrives at the counter and puts his items on the counter.

"Are those microwave dinners good?"

The woman looks at him oddly then replies back "I don't know."

"I'll give them a whirl." Kelly holds up Attack Force action figures "For the kids." Kevin laughs. Kelly scans an orange juice" Hold on, I got a coupon for that." Kevin hands Kelly the coupon "It was in the paper this morning."

"$19.83."

"Okay. " Kevin reaches in his pocket and gives her money.

"Are you here all by yourself?"

"Ma'am, I'm 8 years old. You think I'd be here alone? I don't think so."

"Where's your mom?"

"My mom's in the car."

"Where's your father?"

"He's at work."

"What about your brothers and your sisters?

Kevin looks at her funny " how did you know i had brothers and sisters"

The woman looks pale " i didn't mean anything Mr McAllister, they told me to watch you"

"What, how did you know i was a McAllister and who told you what"

"Woops, i should've not told you that "

Kevin looks at her stangly as a man approaches them and takes her away. "Kevin, keep your wand close" she shrieked out as the man dragged her away.

"My Wand, Adults are weird" he mumbles to himself picking up his groceries.

Kevin is walking home, whistling merrily when his groceries bags burst and everything falls out. " god damn it. Why me" he mutters starting to pick up everything. Kevin starts thinking about the woman at the store…"my wand, did she mean my magic stick" he stands slowly pulling out his stick " A wand, which means i'm a wizard. I wonder…..Up" he points his wand at the objects on the ground and they all rise.

"Woah"

"I'm a wizard"

Kevin makes it home and puts all his stuff he brought away. Like the proper Wizard he is, he does his own laundry and makes his way down to the basement….the furnace screams and Kevin smirks "Shut up!" He points his wand at the furnace turning it off.

It's the next morning and Harry and Marv are sitting outside the McAllister house in their van.

"I don't get it. Right now, it looks like there's nobody home. Last night the place was jumping. Something ain't right. Go check it out. " Marv looks at him confused, while Harry waits for Marv to check it out.

"Now?"

"No, tomorrow, egghead! Now! Go ahead.

Marv exits the van and stands there waiting

"Now." Harry shouts as Marv takes off towards the back door

Marv kicks open the cat flap and loses his shoe, Kevin is doing the dishes with his wand sitting on the kitchen table.

"Shit!" Marv says while picking up his shoe from inside the house; Kevin stops what he's doing and plays "Angels with Filthy Souls"

"Get the hell out of here."

"All right, Johnny. But what about my money? " Marv listens closely" Acey Said you had some dough for me."

"Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"

"Acey Said ten percent."

"Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more."

"What do you mean?" Kevin takes a pot from the kitchen and puts it near the door opening.

"He's upstairs, taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes." Kevin takes firecrackers and grabs his wand.

Marv is scared shitless "Snakes?"

"I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead."

"All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going."

"1, 2, 10." Gunshot soundbytes and Kevin holds his wand at the firecrackers and whispers "boom"

Two things happen, the firecrackers light and Kevin is sent flying back. The noises scare Marv; jumps over the garbage cans, ducks, then frantically runs to the van; Kevin mouths off the next words from the holding his wand to his lips " Keep the change, you filthy animal." Blowing away fake smoke.

Harry watches Marv running towards the van "What happened?"

"I don't know who, but somebody just got blown away."

"Huh?"

"Somebody beat us to the job, they're in there. 2 of them. There was arguing. One blew the other one away."

"Who?"

"I don't know. I thought I recognized one of their voices. And I know I heard that name "Snakes" before."

"Snakes? Snakes. Snakes. I don't know no Snakes".

"Snakes! Let's get out of here. " Marv mutters terrified. Harry is about to start the car.

"Hold it. Hold it. Let's wait and see who it is. We work this neighborhood, too. Supposing the cops finger us for a job, and they start asking us questions about a murder in the area. Wouldn't it be nice to have a face to go with their questions?"

"That's a good idea."

"Of course it's a good idea. Snakes!"

"He sounded like a snake."


Kate is stuck at another airport, talking to the receptionist.

"Everything's full."

"Everything's full?"

"I'm very sorry, but it is Christmas Eve."

"What about another airline?"

"Nothing available. May I help you get a hotel room in the city? Tomorrow afternoon, we can get you a flight to Chicago."

"I can't wait that long."

"I'm terribly sorry, ma'am, but we're doing absolutely everything we can." The man signals the next person in line to come to the counter.

"Go ahead. Wait, I'm sorry. Excuse me. You've got places to go, people to see. You've got a ticket there. That's good. Excuse me. Look, I have been awake for almost 60 hours.I'm tired and I'm dirty. I have been from Chicago to Paris, to Dallas, to... Where the hell am I?"

"Scranton."

"I am trying to get home to my 8-year-old son. And now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless?"

"I'm sorry."

"No. No, no, no, no way. This is Christmas! The season of perpetual hope."

"Ma'am if…"

"And I don't care if I have to get on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the Devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."

"Ma'am, if there was anything at all I could do…"

"Do it. Do anything."

"I can get you a hotel room... " A man approaches Kate from behind.

"What?!"

"Excuse me. Can you excuse us for a second please? Can I see you for a second, please? Excuse us. I couldn't help but hear you got a little bit of a dilemma there. We had a crisis ourselves." The woman laughs "Don't you remember me Kate. How are you? " Kate almost faints getting a better look at the woman she used to call a friend.

"Mary is that you" Kate whispers collapsing onto a chair.

"Yes. Kate, i've been watching you and your family for a long time"

Kate paled with horror " no, we swore we wouldn't do magic again after what happened at MACUSA"

"I know Kate, I was there. I wasn't watching you and your family for them. I had heard rumours and magic had been used by one of your family. You can imagine it was a big stir up for them"

"Kevin'' Kate whispered frantically "there was always something about Kevin. He inherited my grandfather's abilities, my other children were born squibs and i was so thankful " she sighed, rubbing her eyes.

"Its okay Kate, i know. When you married Peter you wanted nothing to do with your father's last name. you've forgotten a lot haven't you. You're like them, the no magi. Its quite sad, i've missed you alot"

Kate whipped away a loose tear " i know Mary, but it was that or be experimented on. Mary, i've missed you too. I just can't comprehend how you've found me. Ah, I'm so tired and I just want to get my baby. Can you help me"

Mary sighed and hugged Kate " i thought you'd never ask"


Kevin casually walks outside with his wand holding the ladder in front of him and drops it next to a tree and picks up the saw and starts cutting. Marv and Harry are asleep in the Van. A brunch falls to the ground awakeing Harry.

"Hey, Marv. Marv, Marv!"

"Wha...?"

"Look at this." Kevin saws off the top part of the tree "I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner."

Kevin takes the tree inside and starts putting up ornaments. Harry is spying on and Kevin spots him in the reflection of one of the ornaments.

"Dad, can you come here and help me?" Kevin shouts walking off and Harry smiles as he heads back to the van.

"Remember that kid we saw the other day? He lives here."

Marv shrugs as he gets out of the van "If the kid's here, the parents got to be." Harry shakes his head.

"He's home alone. "

Marv giggles and Looks at how serious Harry's expression is "What? You want to come back tonight?"

"Uh-huh."

"Even with the kid here?"

"Uh-huh."

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"Look, that house is the only reason why we started working this block in the first place. Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it. So let's take it one step at a time." Kevin overhears them as he opens up a window.

"We'll unload the van, get a bite to eat, we'll come back about 9 o'clock."

"9 o'clock."

"This way it's dark then."

"Yeah, kids are scared of the dark."

"You're afraid of the dark too, Marv. You know you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"Not, not, not."

"You are so."

Kevin looks on horrified "Mom, where are you?"

Kevin leaves the house with his jacket and beanie and his wand stuck between his trousers. On his way to church he sees an elf.

"Excuse me."

"Yeah?" Kevin looks down

"Hey, nice shoes."

"Oh, thanks."

"Is he still here? It's really important that I see him."

"Well, he's getting in his car. If you hurry, you can catch him."

Kevin starts running towards Santa trying to catch him before he leaves.

"Damn! How low can you get giving Chris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

"Santa, hold on." Santa puts out his cigarette "Can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Make it quick. Santa's got a little get-together he's late for."

"Okay, I know you're not the real Santa Claus."

"What makes you say that? Just out of curiosity." he tries fixing his beard

"I'm old enough to know how it works."

"All right."

"But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message."

"Shoot."

"I'm Kevin McCallister, 671 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?"

"No, that's all right."

"Okay, this is extremely important. Would you please tell him that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?"

"Okay. I'll see what I can do."

"Thanks." Kevin turns around

"Wait. My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend."

"That's okay."

"No, don't be silly. Everybody who sees Santa has got to get something. Here, hold out your little paw there." Santa gives Kevin 3 tic-tacs "There you go. Don't spoil your dinner."

"I won't. Thanks." Santa starts his car and starts to drive off, but he gets stuck.

"Son of a...!"

Kevin makes it to the church and listens to the choir sing as he enters, he finds a seat to sit down on. Kevin sighs and looks up and sees Old Man Marley, the old man looks at him and stands up heading his way; Kevin grips his wand and has a frightened look on his face.

The old man approaches Kevin "I've been waiting for you Kevin McAllister, now let go of wand before you hurt somebody "

AN/- Sorry this hasn't been edited much as id like, im trying to get to the end where i can expand the story further then head into Home Alone 2