Next thing everybody knew was that the magic circle turned orange and spewed fire.
Then out of the fire came ANOTHER FUCKING BLONDIE
"OG GLYKI AGIOS MITERAS KAI O POLITIS MI DEN EINAI ALLOS GYMNASTIKOS" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
"What did you just say you filthy insignificant little second born devil worm?" Asked the new blonde headed dumbass.
"Your Riser Phoenix I presume." I say. "And I said. OH SWEET HOLY MOTHER AND FATHER OF ME NOT ANOTHER FUCKING BLONDIE!"
"Yes I am Riser. And Riser has come to collect his Rias for the weding ceremony." Riser replies.
"Well tough shit you damn fried chicken cause she aint going anywhere with your UGLY ASS." I tell him.
"Thats it your dead." He says whilst forming a fireball in his hand.
"Try me bitch." I say while summoning a sword I thought I'd never see again even if it was Kirito who wielded it. "Huh the Elucidator. Awwww SWEET."
"Thats enough." Greyfia said calmly while stepping inbetween Riser and myself.
"Fine then Riser I challenge thee to a duel. Winner gets to marry the ever so sweet and beautiful Rias. (This comment made her blush reder thean her hair.) And to make it more interesting if I win you give up your peerage and stop chasing Rias but if you win you can TRY to kill me. Do we have an accord?" I said with pure mallice and confidence.
"You've got yourself a deal little reincarnated trash." He replies.
After that the blonde fop named Riser left but not before saying that I can have ten days to train and Rias came to me and asked. "Why did you challenge him to a duel?"
"Because I dont like that blonde dumbass. And somebody's gotta teach him a lesson on how to treat a lady." I answer. "Now if you don't mind I need to train."
"Oh ok have fun." She told me.
"Oh I will. Believe me I will."
On my way to my training room I say "Watch out you damn fried chicken cause you got the God of War, Moon, and Hunt after your ass now."
I guess its a good thing I made my own version of the hyperbolic time chamber where one day outside is two years inside and you age at the rate you would out side the chamber. So like if you go in there for three days you would come out three days older than you were when you went in.
Once inside the HTC I started my ten days of training. In which I trained by fighting clones of me made by the Chamber and contiuned to do so for the next nine and a half days. For the the last twelve hours on the tenth day I rested.
Twelve hours later
There I was waiting for my teleportation circle from Greyfia when Rias came to say "Good luck Odysseus with your battle."
"Thank you my love but dont worry I wont lose to that fried chiken."
"Will the combatents please take thier positions?" Greyfia announced.
"You cant be serious? All 16 of us against one boy. Isnt that alittle overkill?" One of the firied chiken's servants said.
"OCH GIA TIN AGAPI TON THEON! TI EINAI ME OLA TA VAMIA!" I yelled.
"Eh?" Was thier response
"Oh uh what i said was *clears throught*. OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS! [Everyone winced at that.] WHATS WITH ALL THE BLONDES!" I expained.
(A/N: Im no good when it comes to wrighting fight scenes but the general idea is tat the fight is almost identical to Isse and Riser's fight in the show but with Riser's peerage added into it.)
By the end of the duel I had the Excaliber held to Riser's throught and asked " Do you yield Fried Chiken?"
"I.. I yield." Was all he said.
"Before we leave there's just one more thing you have to do and that is give up your peerage. I mean a deal's a deal right Greyfia." I say
"Right." She said
"But we need a king" The redhaired knight said.
"Then why not have Mister Olympic be your king?" Suggests Greyfia.
"Yyyyyyyeeah no I already have enough on my plate as it is. Why not let little miss blonde pig tails be there king instead since she is the fried chicken's sister." I said to said blonde looked offended.
"You know that a good idea. And my name is Ravel Phoenix." Replied the now named Ravel.
"FINALY A NAME FOR HADES SAKE!" I scream.
"Please stop screaming like that." Asked Ravel.
"Oh uh sorry Lady Ravel. Well I have a sertain crimson haired princess to get back too so so long, fairthy well, and good luck." I reply to her.
No later than three seconds after I said that Greyfia tellaported me back to Rias and the others. As soon as she saw me Rias tackled me to the ground planting a ferm and passionate kiss on my lips to which I gladly returned right infront of her family.
"STOP DOING THAT TO MY SWEET LITTLE RIA-TAN!" Yelled her brother making us break apart.
To wich I replied " Seriously Zexy boy. Did you have to spoil the moment? You damn sis-con."
"Yes yes I did." He answered.
"Well then DONT LOOK." I replied the turned to Rias' parents and asked. "Lord and Lady Gremory how are you two this fine evening?"
"We're fine thankyou for asking but could you stop kissing my daughter now." Lord Gremory asked.
"Come now dear I do beleave Rias will kiss him whether we want her to or not." Lady Gremory told her husband.
"Well that and the fact that she loves me and I love her in return also plays a key factor in the kissing." I told them and got a stunned silince in return.
"NO I FORBID YOU FROM CORRUPTING MY LITTLE RIA-TAN!" Sirzecks yelled.
"Hmmm. Nope sorry not gonna happen. I mean she is a devil can't corrupt a devil." I told him.
"Well Mister Olympic what do you plan on doing now that you have won my daughter's hand in marrage?" Lady Gremory asked.
"Im sorry my lady but i cant have you calling me mister as it is not my rightfull title after all as a lord i must be addressed as such."
"Oh my appologies but how are you a lord? Do you come from a long thought dead devil line or something?"
"No my lady think about this. My last name is ARTEMISON and I generally deal with the GODS of Olympis andy parents names are ARES and ARTEMIS OLYMPIC"
"Wait are you saying you are a GOD?!" Asked Riser, Ravel and her new perrage, Lord and Lady Gremory, Sirzecks, and Greyfia stunned at this revlation.
"Yeah. Were non of you able to work that out?" I stated.
"No although seeing your strength, skill, and deadly accouracy I should've made the conection especialy when you took 10 mutation peaces to reincarnate." Rias stated.
"10 MUTATION PEACES!" Exclamed the Pheonix and Gremory clans.
"Eeeyup" Rias and I said at the same time.
"Now if you'll excuse us we gotta get back for school tomorrow." Reminded Kiba.