Lilo was stopping by the Watkins residents for a little chat, then she saw a rerun of a show featuring a crazy janitor, "Is this the channel you told me about?" Lilo asked.

"Yes, this is UHF" Zach answered.

"What is UHF" Lilo asked.

"It's like Comedy Central for kids." Zach explained,

"My favorite is Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" Ethan explained, "It's about a former janitor doing crazy things, they even have a guest star each week."

"Well here's my favorite part" Zach smiled, "Every hour they play the UHF theme song and the workers never get over it."

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside

Don't you know, that we control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think

All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF

Suddenly, Mr. and Mrs. Watkins come in, "Boys" shouted Mr. Watkins, "Take it easy"

"Sorry Mama" Zach replied, "But we're showing Lilo the wonders of UHF"

"Oh yes" Mrs. Watkins replied, "That little channel that's like Comedy Central for kids."

Shelby came in with her muddy hands on their Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse stuff, "Shelby!" shouted Ethan, "We're you and Mudpie going through our stuff with your muddy paws, again!"

"I am" Shelby answered, "And I just found this flier you got in the mail."

She showed a flier with mudprints all over it "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse reunion show."

"Yeah" Ethan said, "Stanley is having a reunion show this weekend."

"We should go." Lilo smiled, "RBTV would love an interview with Stanley."