585"NEXT UP WE HAVE THE BOY WHO IS THE BANE OF AIZAWA'S EXISTENCE, THE REASON SEVERAL HEROS ARE IN THERAPY, GIVE IT UP FOR IZUKU THE MIME!"
"I'M DEDICATING THIS FIGHT TO MY WIFE, TO MY MOM AND FINALLY TO KACCHANS-
The crowd couldn't help but aww at the fact the mime boy was dedicating the fight to his best friend. They truly had a strong bond to be able to do something like th-
" MOM! YOU'RE THE MILF OF ALL MILFS MRS. BAKUGOU" Izuku shouted to the crowd.
For several minutes the stadium went silent, no sound was made until an explosion sounded out and a cackling was heard.
"I'M GONNA KILL THE FUCKER JUST YOU WAIT!"
"AHAHAHAAHAH INKO YOUR SON'S HILARIOUS" Mitsuki laughed, she knew Izuku was kidding but still the kid really knew how to get under Bakugos skin.
Meanwhile with the 1-B kids, Itsuka was doing breathing exercises in order to not jump out of her seat and strangle her boyfriend. She truly did not understand what she saw in him, yet somehow, she couldn't see herself breaking up with the nerd.
"Damn charming mime."
"AND ON THE OTHER SIDE WE HAVE THE 24/7 ICE MAKER, THE PORTABLE HEATER! SHOTO TODOROKI!"
Shouto glared at his English teacher with so much hatred, even Aizawa was slightly scared for the man's life.
"Maybe cool it with the creative introductions and just say their names," the pro said.
"Yeah , good idea." Present Mic said.
"Alright , we-
"We waited long enough, on the count of three let the fight begin...THREE!" Present Mic interrupted.
Izuku stared at the candy cane student in front of him, he knew this was more important to him than it was to Izuku, but at the end of the day there was two people counting on him to take this seriously.
"I'm stronger than you."
Like a record scratching in his head Izuku's inner monologue about how he should handle this was halted at the words from the boy in front of him.
At first the crowd was confused as they watched the mime boy begin to chuckle, then slowly transition into a full-on belly laugh, eventually falling to the floor rolling around on the ground.
"Oh, oh that's funny." Izuku laughed, as he slowly got back up, not at all thinking that the scarred boy was actually serious.
When he saw Todoroki was not joining in his laughter, he realized that he was being serious in his statement.
"Oh, you're not joking? You think you're stronger than me?"
"Yes."
Izuku stared at Todoroki blankly, purposely ignoring the fact time was clicking away on the clock for their battle. He couldn't believe the audacity of this guy.
"Ahem, Todoroki. Need I remind you; I saved not only YOUR ass from a ton of villains at the USJ but also 2 pro heroes, the entirety of 1-A and 1-B, escaped 6 Pro heroes without even trying AND blocked over 500 wannabe UA students from the physical portion of the entry exam."
At every word said from the mimeboy, Todoroki couldn't help getting angrier. The ridiculous mime was right. In every sense he was stronger than him and HAD achieved far more feats. However, he still needed to prove that even with all those accolades he could defeat him. He didn't go through all his father's abuse just to be beat by a boy pretending to be a mime.
"PRETENDING! PRETENDING! DID YOU SAY I'M PRETENDING TO BE A MIME!"
"Did Midoriya just read my mind?" Todoroki wondered.
"NO ASS WIPE YOU SAID THAT OUTLOUD!" Izuku yelled.
"You're kids a lil dense huh?" Present Mic whispered.
"They all are" Aizawa sighed.
"Oh shit"
"What?" Kaminari asked Bakugou when hearing him mutter those two words.
Bakugo shook his head at the blonde boy, frowning. "Izuku's..worked hard to be acknowledged for his mimery so hearing someone say he's just pretending is def a blow to his pride. I don't expect half and half to survive this fight" he sighed.
"I'll have you know POP STEP, that's right THE Pop Step acknowledged my miming! Also, I have an official spot to perform now with a permit and everything! You think that's me pretending to mime? Huh? Huh? If anyone's pretending to be anything it's you being a hero.
The crowd was silent as they listened to the mimeboy rant. No one dared make a sound as he continued to tear into the half and half student.
"Not to mention, I'm definitely stronger than YOU. I have a better understanding of my power, I'm not holding back when I fight, I know when to shut up" Izuku hissed, insulted this wanna be icy hot asshole would even think he was stronger than him of all people.
"I am not holding ba-
Izuku couldn't help the yell of frustration at the boys' words in front of him. While he can admit he would much rather focus on choosing who would be his next assistant at his next show, Todoroki's words still irked him.
"Todoroki, anyone with eyes could tell you have another attribute attached to your power but if you won't use that second one then I don't really care. I'm here today to fight Kacchan and the woman of my dreams."
Todoroki stared at Izuku confused as to what he was getting at.
"What are you talking about?"
It took all of one second for Izuku to toss Shoto Todoroki outside of the arena's boundaries with his mime powers.
"You coulda used your flames to propel yourself up and dodge my mime wall, you could use flames to even push me back, I wasn't even using full power, but NO. You wanna lose and be weak by not appreciating what god has given you." Izuku spat.
Todoroki stared in awe at Izuku as the boy continued to talk, tearing into him in front of all of Japan.
"You wanna be a hero and yet you won't even use your full potential. No wonder you couldn't save anyone during the USJ. You suck."
"Damn..Shouta, that's your kid."
"Wha? He is not my kid! And jeez that was harsh even for me. But he spoke facts. Todoroki needs to understand that he can't be a hero by half ass-ing things. If he wants to continue down this road he can do it in gen-ed. Otherwise, listen to that damn mime and start going Plus Ultra".
Todoroki stared at the flame in his hand with distaste. He hated seeing this power be used but only because of who it reminded him of. Then again, Midoriya was right, how could he call himself a hero when he wasn't using his full power. He deserved the embarrassment he received, and moving forward he will no longer hold back.
"Just watch mimedoriya, I will beat you and I will do it with my full power" Todoroki mumbled as he walked down the hall to his class. However, before he could get to his seat he was stopped by the bane of his existence. The man who was the cause of all his inner turmoil.
The #2 hero in all of Japan, Endeavor.
"Shoto, that fight was an utter disgrace! How could you let a boy who calls himself a mime beat you!"
Shoto could feel copper running down his throat as he bit his tongue. He couldn't help but swallow any curses he had for the man in front of him and instead apologized.
"I'm sorry father, I'll train more so I can beat him in the future."
"I know you will, I am upping your training from now on. You will not disgrace this family by getting beat by that mime. I did not have you just to be a loser, Shoto"
Shoto could almost feel the vein popping from his neck as he held back his words of hatred. He knew he would never love this man but this solidified his hatred.
"Your mother birth 3 children until I got you, the perfect mix of our quirks, do not make all her work be in vain" Endeavor scoffed.
"Babe, that's why Todoroki is so angsty!" Izuku gasped as he looked between Endeavor and Todoroki with wide eyes.
Endeavor gawked at the two annoying children who was patting his son on the back in apology. This kid now knows all about the quirk marriage he had as well as forcing his wife to have several children until he had the perfect child.
"Well, I guess this explains why Todoroki is such an ass, but doesn't excuse his behavior" Kendo shrugged.
"It kinda does, I mean his dad the number 2 hero is an abusive ass, wouldn't' that make you all rude and angsty. And who knows-
"Will you stop talking about us like we're not here?" Todoroki grounded out.
Izuku and Kendo both looked at eachother before shaking their head. "You guys have a lot of issues, have you considered therapy?" Izuku offered. "Or if you'd like you can be my assistant. That helps people relax I've heard."
Endeavor could only stare at the teen incredulously. What in the hell was this kid talking about?
"Babe stop lying, they need real therapy" Kendo sighed.
"But performing can be so freeing, I promise it'll help those-
"Leave now" Endeavor ordered annoyed.
Izuku sighed, he didn't want to have to do this but he had no choice. "I'll tell everyone about the quirk marriage and abuse if you don't become my assistant for my next show" Izuku state flatly.
In seconds the air turned suffocating, Endeavor did not take well to being blackmailed. However, as usual Izuku did not care at all.
"You dare blackmail ME, the number 2 hero in all of Japan!" Endeavor roared, flames beginning to erupt around him.
Izuku, known to not be a fan of heat, created a box around him and his fiancée protecting them from the heat blast.
"I indeed dare" Izuku smiled, sticking his tongue out at the flaming hero.
Todoroki could not believe what was happening right now. His self-proclaimed rival was blackmailing his father into being his assistant for his stupid side gig, not only that but he didn't even seem phased his father looked like he was going to kill him any second.
"I must get to this level of unbothered" Todoroki whispered.
Kendo could only sigh in resignation knowing she was on another pro heroes shit list. At this point Kendo wasn't even surprised her boyfriend would get himself into this type of mess though and just started to roll with it.
"No use crying over an idiot's antics" Kendo sighs.
"So, I'm performing next Tuesday in Kyoto so I'll be needing an assistant since this is kind of a big event. You're going to be the slapstick aspect, I'll be the performing, and Momo will be the sexy assistant introducing us."
Kendo and Todoroki's heads snapped so fast to where Izuku and Endeavor were now standing exchanging information. In the few minutes they had zoned out it seemed Izuku was able to convince the pro to become a mime assistant. Both were in awe of the messy haired boy's power.
That's when warning bells went off in Kendo's head. "Babe, why is Momo going to be your sexy assistant?"
Izuku shrugged at his girlfriend, "Well, you won't perform with me and I need someone to fulfill the sexy aspect of my show?"
Kendo grits her teeth at her idiot boyfriend, "Why, pray tell, do you even need a sexy aspect in your show?"
Izuku scratched his head in thought before answering, "Every good performer needs a sexy assistant."
The martial artist glared at her idiot boyfriend before stomping off, " I'm adding another year until you can marry me."
"Wha-but, that means I have to wait 7 years to marry you!" Izuku whined, reaching out to his future fiancée.
Shoto and Endeavor both shook their head in disappointment at the mime boy. "Shameful! You invite another woman to be a part of your show but not your fiancée?! Disgusting" Endeavor spat.
"Like you can talk, you forced your wife to have several babies until you had peppermint patty over there" Izuku retorted.
"...I'll see you next Monday to rehearse?" Endeavor coughed.
"Five o'clock on the dot." Izuku ordered before walking away.
"What the fuck just happened" Shoto asked.
"I underestimated that mime" Endeavor growled.
"But Kaaaaaachaaaan, Itsuka said she won't marry me for another 7 years, tell her that's not fair" Izuku whined.
"Manhands can make her own questionable decisions. If she added a year to your guy's marriage plans, she added a year. Deal with it, idiot" Bakugou spat.
"What's so bad about waiting an extra year to marry Kendo?" Kaminari asked.
"Nothing, but Itsuka Midoriya just has such a nice ring to it" Izuku bragged.
All of those in the 1-A booth stared at their resident mime baffled. All his moans and groans because he wanted Kendo to have his last name sooner.
Meanwhile 1-B couldn't help teasing their class pres over her wedding plans.
"Wow, so you're in it for the long haul with that weirdo huh?" Setsuna asked.
"We're invited to the wedding right?" Awase asked.
"We are officially the weird class" Monoma groaned.
Kendo did her best to hide her red face while everyone was teasing her, but even with her quirk the entire class was able to see her blushing.
OMAKE
"Wait Kacchan's up against who now?" Izuku asked nervously.
"Kendo. You're lover. Seems like she's won all her battles just like you and she's reached Bakubro next" Kirishima explained.
Izuku could only stare at the sports field in horror knowing what was to come. Those two going up against eachother was not what he had expected to happen. As a matter of fact, it shouldn't have, based on the brackets it should've been him vs kacchan and Itsuka vs Iida. Why is-who planned this?
"Are you sure this is a good idea, sir?" All Might asked.
Nezu stared at the area below where two-star students currently were glaring daggers at eachother. He knew they weren't supposed to go up each other but based off their relationship with the most wanted hero trainee in UA he just had to see how they would fair against eachother. Sue him if he meddled a little.
"Oh, trust me Yagi, this is a wonderful idea" Nezu cackled.
"I'm gonna kill you" Kendo and Bakugo both said at the same time.
Despite the two having an amicable relationship in due part to Izuku, they still considered eachother rivals, frenemies more like, mainly because Bakugou could not get over Izuku coming to UA because of a girl and Kendo despises Bakugos mime kink jokes.
" Mic?"
"Yeah Shouta?"
"Have recovery girl on standby."
"Got it."
AUTHORS NOTE:
WOOOOOOOO I SWEAR I THOUGHT THIS FIC WAS DEAD BUT SOMEHOW IM STILL ALIVE HAHAHA. 2 YEARS SINCE I POSTED HOPEFULLY I STILL HAVE SOME PEOPLE READING THIS please leave a comment like and please enjoy this chapter.