You know? Izuku's life has been some crazy shit no matter the timeline and no matter the universe. Like, holy shit, crazy shits like Dio, guitar bullshit, overpowered clowns, and all the other stuff happens in his life. Even the most normal ones got weirdness affecting Izuku somehow. In this timeline, he ain't fucking around. Okay, most of the time he might as well be fucking around. He inherited his mother's quirk but since quirk genetics are fucked, instead of attraction of small objects, he gets telekinetic control over small objects. Of course, it's more powerful than his mother's quirk. Yeah sure, I mean, any other quirk could be more powerful than his but he's got what others lack: creativity. Oh and he's got siblings.
Chapter 1:
"-Since all of you wanted to be heroes…" And then the teacher threw all the papers into the air as quirks fly around everywhere like it's Christmas morning. Midoriya wasn't really the type to show off and just decided to just play with a coin using his quirk. Not much if his peak level of manipulation was an object the size of the head. The smallest he can control are molecules which aren't that bad. He's been training with his quirk for years in secret since there's really no point in showing off. His max range was three meters and-
*BAM*
He instantly flew out of his seat as he narrowly avoids his bully's quirk. "Only one of us are going to enroll to UA and that's going to be me, you useless-piece-of-shit Deku," Right, this here's Bakugou Katsuki, his former childhood friend and present bully. "The only time you're ever gonna enter UA is when All Might finally loses; and he NEVER loses."
"Whatever you say…" Bakugou grabbed his collar with his left hand and lighting a mini explosion with his right. "FUCK DID YOU SAY, YOU USELESS NERD? ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON ME?!"
"I literally said 'Whatever you say' how is that even looking down on someone?"
"YOU'RE DEAD!"
"No point in arguing with someone very unreasonable. Definitely not another burn mark in my body. Either way, I'm going to UA whether he likes it or not." Class went on as normal for the entire day. The class finished up their work and started packing up with others planning to go to the mall or sing at the karaoke. Midoriya in particular was just planning to go home which is quickly ruined by Bakugou swiping his notebook. "We ain't done here, Deku."
"Bakugou, give it back." He never puts in a lot of effort when it comes to Bakugou. He knew it was a lost cause. "Hero Analysis for my future #13? You're way over your fucking mind as always."
"How did you even say '#' out loud?" He ponders. How the hell did he even say that? Even I don't know.
"SHUT UP!" Bakugou proceeded to blow up the notebook and threw it out the window. "Well shit."
"Shut the fuck up before I shut you up. I'm the only one who's gonna be a hero in this shitty fucking school. My perfect origin needs me to be the only student here to make it to UA, you hear? What can I say? I'm a perfectionist."
"Because doing that is exactly what a hero does." Midoriya replied but Bakugou pretended not to hear and just grabbed his shoulder. He lets out a little spark. Not enough to leave a mark but enough to hurt all the same. The green-haired student just stood there with a stoic face and took it without a care in the world. Not when he can shut down his pain receptors like that. After dealing with him, Katsuki left for the door and turned towards the green-haired student. "If you really wanted to be a hero, go take a swan dive off the roof and hope for a better quirk in your next life."
"Buddha's fat fucking chin, do you even know what the hell are you even saying, Bakugou?"
"Yeah, what?" More sparks came out of his hands. "Yeah, this." He reveals a video camera which he hid in the bag. Bakugou's face paled before propelling himself to try and snatch it away but it was too late as it disappeared from his hand. "WHERE IS IT?!"
"I dispersed it into the atmosphere. Even if you beat the shit out of me, it wouldn't actually reassemble. You're gonna have to kill me before I could put it back for you. But hey, my quirk's useless so what the hell, am I right?" He explains as he keeps dodging the explosions. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IF THIS RUINS MY CHANCES OF-"
"I'm nothing like you. I don't crush other people's dreams. I definitely don't hurt people just cause I can and then call myself the future number one hero. I'm not gonna show this at UA; at least not yet. I just want to see your mother's face after I sent that video to her. Toodles!" He ran away as fast as he can until he knows Katsuki wouldn't reach him. He grabbed his notebook on the way out.
It was all going well until he got attacked by a fucking slime though. "Is this how I die? To a slimy monster? Gross." He was afraid to die but his will to live outweighed his acceptance of death. With a single thought, he kept opening holes on the slime villain to buy himself more time until a hero arrives.
"HAVE NO FEAR, FOR I AM HERE!" It was All Might, his idol. He was already verge of passing out just as the Symbol of Peace came into the scene. The wind blast didn't do much help either. He woke up feeling some slight slapping on his cheeks. "Holy shit. It's really you!" All Might gave out an almighty laugh. "It's good to know you're okay, kid! I already signed your notebook so you don't have to worry about my autograph. Anyways, I need to send this villain to the nearest police station. Until next time, young man!"
"W-wait!" Midoriya wasn't the type of guy to make the best life decisions. Hell, who would cling onto All Might's leg while high up in the sky? Only him of course. "H-hey kid! Let go!"
"If I let go, I'll die."
"OH RIGHT! THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!" They landed safely on top of a building. "You need to be more careful next time, young man."
"Careful? What's that?" Midoriya asks. All Might gave him an awkward smile. He didn't notice the steam coming out of the hero. "Right. Sorry. I wanted to ask you a question."
"Ask away, young man; and be sure to hurry." There's more steam coming out of All Might. "HOLY SHIT I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"
"Since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a hero but I have a very weak quirk. I just called it Telekinesis since there's no other way I can describe it. Basically speaking, I can manipulate any small objects with the max size being a human head in a range of three meters. The smallest size I can manipulate are the size of molecules. The number of things I can manipulate nor the combined weight doesn't really matter as long as I'm within range and as long as it's in the size that I can. Do you think I… could… huh?" Midoriya is now staring in disbelief at a very thin man surrounded by steam.
"WHAT THE F- WHAT THE HECK?! WHERE'S ALL MIGHT?! Y-you? ARE YOU AN IMPOSTER?!"
"Calm down kid. I am All Might. Try to imagine a guy at a pool puffing up his chest to look muscular. That's basically me." All Might explains. Midoriya deadpanned at the lame explanation. "Kid, your quirk doesn't matter. As long as you know what to do and as long as you have what it takes to save, you can be a hero. I just wouldn't recommend it on anyone."
All Might raised his shirt to reveal a scary-looking scar on his chest. "I got this from a fight about five years ago."
"Toxic Chainsaw?"
"No, not him. He wouldn't even be able to get near me. It's some other guy I fought that wasn't revealed to the public at my request. If you have what it takes, you can be a hero. If not, then there's no shame about being a police officer. You got me?" The emaciated hero was surprisingly stern with this one but Midoriya thought that he had a point.
"Loud and clear, All Might. I guess I just have to work on my technique."
"Good, and I almost forgot to mention. My true form is a secret that only a few people know. I'd very much prefer it if you don't go around saying it."
"I'm good at keeping secrets. Do you want me to, uh, walk with you to the police station?"
"Well since I got the time, I guess you can come with… me…" All Might reached into his pocket only to find out that the bottle imprisoning the villain was gone. Midoriya realized it too as an explosion sounded off in the distance.
Bakugou was pissed right now. Not only did that Deku get away from him, but he's gotten away with something that would ruin his chances of ever entering UA. His posse is a lot more useless right now with their shitty apologies and condolences. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Come on, dude. I'm pretty sure you went too far with what you said. I hate to say this but-"
"Hate to say what?" He lets out sparks from his quirk. That easily intimidated his 'friends'. "Goddamn right you should stay quiet when I'm ranting." He kicked a bottle that looks like it contains some kind of vomit and knocks the lid off in the process. "FUCK!"
"D-dude."
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT?!"
"Behind you." Bakugou looked behind him to discover a recently escaped slime villain. "Ooh, a vessel with a good quirk? Very, very nice."
The explosions came from down that street. He knew it was. This is all his fault. If he hadn't hung onto All Might maybe the hero would have never dropped it. He looked at the scene to see pure chaos. The heroes couldn't get near the villain since it's shooting off explosions.
"My attacks won't work on something liquid. I'll leave this to another hero." Death Arms tried to make up an excuse. "I have a bad relationship with fire." He at least understands Kamui's reason.
"A ONE-LANE STREET? MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" He always knew Mt. Lady was a thot. Okay, maybe that's an unfair opinion but still. Midoriya realized that the heroes aren't gonna do anything unless someone else does something. Too bad. He would've watched along with them until he saw the one who's being trapped inside the villain. It was his bully. "This is my fault… Should I save him even after everything he did to me? I don't even know if I should." Right then and there, he made eye contact with Bakugou. It looks like he's afraid. He needs help. That was the last thing he thought before running towards the villain.
"What the hell am I even doing? My legs are just moving on their own to save the guy that made my everyday life feel like hell. WHY? WHY?! WHY?! Fuck it. His eyes are the most vulnerable." He quickly grabbed his bag and threw it at the slime. It hits the villain perfectly at the eye and caused him to scream in pain. "About three meters. I'm in range. I'm not gonna like this but…" With a wave of his hand, both the villain's eye exploded. The villain cried out even more in pain. "YOU SHITTY BRAT!" He roars as he tries to hit him but every attack missed. Midoriya quickly used his quirk to take control of part of the slime's liquid body and opened it enough to let Bakugou's hands be freed.
"I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP, YOU SHITTY DEKU!"
"YEAH, YEAH, BLAST THAT GUY OFF OF YOU AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!" Midoriya replies as the villain got lucky and hit him at the torso. It didn't hurt since he managed to shut his pain receptor down but the damage is already done. That's definitely gonna leave a bruise. Bakugou acted quickly and blasted the slime off of them as Midoriya manages to pull him out. The villain's eye has now regenerated but from the looks of it, it's incomplete. "I SEE YOU NOW, YOU FUCKING BRAT!"
"Oh cool, he can regenerate."
"Are those seriously your last words, you useless fucking nerd?" The villain managed to send out slime tentacles to grab their legs and pin down Bakugou's hands. "Got anything better, you prick?" The villain raises his tendril as the heroes tried to run towards them as they finally have an opening. "WE CAN'T LET THAT KID DIE IN VAIN!" They all screamed.
"Yeah. I got something better," Bakugou clears his throat. "Fuck you, puke-face." The slime's tendril goes down like an axe as both the students closed their eyes. The hit never came. They opened their eyes to see All Might blocking the hit for them. "I THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I WOULD HAVE NEVER ACTED! YOU TRULY PROVED YOURSELF WORTHY OF BECOMING A HERO!"
"A-ALL MIGHT?! NO!"
"ALL MIGHT YES! DETROIT! SMASH!" All Might plunges his fist like an uppercut towards the villain. It completely obliterated the slime and let out a very strong blast of wind which was enough to knock both of the students unconscious. Izuku woke up and he's Lil' Dicky. Just kidding. No, that's just him hallucinating. He woke up to see that heroes were both complimenting and reprimanding him for what he did.
"That was real risky kid! You did a good job but next time, let the pros risk their lives, okay?" He nodded in response but he was busy staring back at Bakugou who was glaring holes at him while he's getting much more praise than he had. Even though he destroyed the street with his quirk. He nodded them goodbye before leaving his merry way. He was walking down the street when out of the corner of his eye he saw an angry thing approaching him.
"LISTEN YOU SHITTY LITTLE FUCK! I NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP! I'LL BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO, YOU HEAR ME?!" Midoriya internally groaned at this embarrassing display. He chose to walk away, which is a pretty bad idea. He heard explosions coming his way as he turned around to see All Might blocking an oncoming attack from Bakugou.
"A-ALL MIGHT?! G-GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET ME EXPLODE THIS USELESS FUCK!"
"I can't allow that, young man. Now, leave before someone gets hurt."
"NO, FUCK YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO GETS TO BE THE HERO, NOT HIM! I FUCKING DESERVE TO BE ONE!"
"Ok, that's it." Midoriya thought. He ain't having none of this. He was tired of all this bullshit. Anymore and he would have actually want to be a villain. "You know what? Screw you, Bakugou. You don't want me to go to UA? Fine. I'd rather take your advice than go to the school that values people like you."
"What advice?" All Might asked, not liking where this is going.
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's the one where he said that I should take a ten out of ten three-sixty swan dive off the roof and hope for a better quirk in my next life." All Might instantly looked back at Bakugou as the explosive boy paled. How did All Might's smile give more fear than hope right now? "Is that so, young Midoriya?"
"I mean, I can show you if you want to see it."
"That was a rhetorical question. Young Bakugou, we shall talk about this in UA. For now, you're leaving this child alone, you hear me?"
"…Yes." He walked away without anymore than a few grumbles. When he was out of sight, All Might deflated. "What he did to you is… I should have known."
"Well, the truth hurts. Even you can't save everyone, right? That's why villains are made. Nobody was there to help them."
"Wise words, my successor." All Might pretended that he wasn't hurt about what he heard. He kept telling himself that it was true. He can't save everyone even if he wanted to which is why he saves as many lives as he can. Even some villains. "Successor? What are you talking about All Might?"
"Well, I was supposed to go to UA as a teacher to find a successor but it looks like I already found one. You saved someone who must have put you through a lot. Why?"
"I… have no idea. My legs…"
"Just moved on their own?" Izuku nodded. He had no idea why his legs moved to save his bully when it really wasn't any of his business to do so. "Young man, do you know what great heroes said when they realized that they wanted to be a hero?" At that point he realized what All Might was going to say. He can't help but let a single tear fall down his cheek. "They always say the same thing: 'Their legs moved on their own to save someone'. Young man, you too can be a hero."
"T-Thanks. I-I never really heard anyone tell that to me before." He wiped the tear of his cheek and smiled. A real smile that is. "You're worthy of inheriting my power."
Wait… what? "Huh?!"
"Jegus, kid. I said you can inherit my power. People usually mistake it for super strength or enhancement but it's far from that. For eight generations, this quirk has been passed down to stop the great evils from taking over this world. You, young Midoriya, will be the ninth successor."
"I-I c-can't!" All Might spit out blood when he heard that. "W-WHY?!"
"I just said that I'm not going to UA anymore. I'll just go to any other hero school that isn't UA," All Might laughed at what he heard. Midoriya gave him a confused look. "Did I say anything wrong?"
"N-No. That's it? I can simply adjust for you, young man. I still have a job as a teacher in UA but I can call in a favor from someone. Which school would you want to go to?" Midoriya thought about it for a while. Somewhere far away from UA as possible. Where it has the same quality of education as UA. He already knew what to say.
"Shiketsu."
*Ring Ring*
"Wait, uh, let me answer my phone." It was his older sister. "Oh shit." He answered it quickly.
"MIDORIYA JAMES IZUKU." James isn't even a part of his name. She just made it up. "O-oh, hey, Big Sis Tatsumaki!"
{- To Be Continued...
Well, shit. I've put myself in this position. Any of you got OC's I can use? I mean, I suck at writing them so gimme the worst OC you can give. Anyway, I've thought about making a story with Izuku actually getting One For All. Like you've seen, he's not going to UA. Also, Midoriya's quirk is more powerful than you think. Like I said, smarts and creativity can beat strength. If you combine strength with those two, well. Holy shit. I made another overpowered character. Or version. Just the way I like it.
Bakugou: Did you really have to make me act like a dick?
Because you weren't a dick in the OG universe, am I right?
Bakugou: Fair enough. Fuck me in this universe. Wish I could get there and pull his head out of his ass myself. Eh, roads not taken. Now, how the fuck are you gonna write Shiketsu anyway? KoVA was a shitfest back then. How do you expect to make a school?
I dunno. Maybe base it off my own school?
Bakugou: Your own school? Don't make me laugh.
Fine. Maybe I'll ask someone. I'm willing to take suggestions from anyone right now. Besides, this story is more of an experiment than anything. If it flunks, I'll try to find where I went wrong. Practice makes perfect. Except nothing is perfect. Which is why Midoriya is nothing.
Bakugou: Fuck you and your shitty jokes. And why the siblings anyway?
Felt like it. Let's see how irrelevant I can make them in this story. What are you gonna do? Chase me?
Bakugou: Maybe I fucking will.
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