"…you all don't understand suffering!" yelled Inari.

Everyone stared at Inari, before Naruto gave a snore, causing Inari to stomp off.

"Is his sleep a medical condition of some sort?" asked Tsunami.

"No," said Sakura. "He's just really lazy."

"All right," said Tsunami. "Next question: Is that a bunny on his head?"

"Yeah," said Sasuke.

"Actually," said Sakura, "I think it's technically a rabbit."

"I think that that hunter ninja… Naruto, wake up, this is important!"


Kakashi sighed, before realizing that this was his chance to get Naruto to actually do some work. "Time for some training!"

With Naruto having insanely large chakra reserves, the most difficult thing for him would probably be a chakra control exercise.

"This is easy," exclaimed Sakura.

"Right you are," said Naruto. "Kakashi-sensei, I can't believe you brought us all the way out here for this."

Kakashi stared at Naruto in shock.

I must've misjudged him. I suppose he has very low chakra reserves then, otherwise he wouldn't have such good chakra control.

"Lets see how long you can stay attached to the tree, then," said Kakashi.

Sakura ran out of chakra and fell off about two minutes in. Kakashi let Naruto leave when he began sleeping on the vertical surface.

"What happened?" Tazuna frantically asked one of his dying workers.

"A d-d-demon!" The worker flopped to the ground, dead.

Naruto narrowed his eyes, before summoning his emotional support rabbit.

The rabbit cracked its tail menacingly.

Zabuza began sweating.

Naruto handed the rabbit a kunai.

"Wait!" yelled Zabuza. "I surrender! This is too much!"

Zabuza ran off, sobbing, followed by a somewhat disturbed "hunter ninja".

"Haha, suckers!" yelled Gato, triumphantly. "I was just waiting for you and Zabuza to weaken each other before I killed both of you. Speaking of which, where is Zabuza? Never mind, I'll just have my thugs kill all of you."

Everyone looked expectantly at the rabbit on Naruto's head.

Tazuna struck a dramatic pose. "I hereby name this bridge the Great Naruto's Rabbit Bridge!"

The Hokage looked mildly amused. "Well, I suppose getting a bridge named after your pet rabbit is somewhat of an achievement."

Naruto shrugged. "I really don't care very much about that stuff."

The spectators were going wild. It was time for the epic showdown between Naruto and Neji.

Neji glared at Naruto. "You are always fated to loose against me!"

"That's true," started Naruto. "But who said I'm the one facing you?"

The rabbit jumped off of Naruto's head.

"Proctor, I forfeit."

"Naruto," said the Sandaime. "You fared well through your matches only thanks to your summon, and you slept through the entire invasion, even after the genjutsu was cancelled. Thus, you will not be promoted to Chunin."

Naruto nodded.

"Now, can you summon that rabbit of yours? Thank you. Mister, uh, bunny, for your superb performance in the Chunin exams, I am promoting you to Jounin."

Unfortunately, rabbits hated to be mixed up with bunnies, and Naruto's emotional support rabbit took its frustrations out on the Sandaime.

"Naruto, since the Sandaime was, uh, educated on the differences between bunnies and rabbits, we need a new Hokage. Want to come with me?"


"I'll teach you a new technique!"

"Still no. Feel free to teach it to my rabbit though."

"Naruto come with me right now, or I'll send you on missions to help rebuild Konoha."

"I'm coming."

"Uzumaki Naruto, you will come with us," said an odd, red-eyed man.

"Never!" said Naruto, from his place on the hotel bed.

"Lets chop off his legs-"

"Wait. I know how to deal with his kind. Naruto, we'll carry you there."


Naruto yawned.

The Akatsuki stared at him.

"I didn't think anyone could survive having their biju extracted."

"Tobi is a good boy!"

"If you're such a good boy," said Naruto, "can you help me fake my death?"

Tobi started sweating.

Naruto lay on the soft grass of the summon realm. This was great! He should've tried this ages ago.

Meanwhile: "We hereby declare Naruto's rabbit to be the sixth Hokage of Konoha!"

The rabbit was mostly buried in the enormous Hokage hat.

AN: Alright, I find myself facing a huge writer's block. I hope these little scenes will provide you with some closure. Feel free to adopt this story or something, because I hereby declare this story to be on hiatus. Might continue it later, though.