Confessionals will be bolded.
Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, 22 cartoon and anime character have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Cartoon Drama Island, for good. Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black Flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food! And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Cartoon Drama Island.
(Intro, but tell me if you want to see it)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Cartoon Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first campers from "Sgt. Frog" welcome Keroro, Natsumi, Fuyuki, and Dororo!
(The two little alien frogs and two humans walk on to the doc)
Keroro: Ah. It is so good to be on this show, mostly because I'm gonna win!
Natsumi: Yeah, right stupid frog, you're gonna be gone before me, no wait, you're gonna be gone before Dororo!
Dororo: You think I'll last longer than the sergeant?
Natsumi: I'm one hundred percent sure.
Fuyuki: Oh come on, I'm sure Serge is gonna last long.
Chris: Next, from "Futurama" is Bender, Fry, and Leela!
(The robot, mutant, and human walk on to the doc)
Bender: Cool, two balls for Bender to kick!
(Bender ran up and kick Dororo in the back of his head and sent him flying)
Leela: Bender! That wasn't a ball that was a little alien!
Bender: Even better!
(Bender then kick Keroro in the back of his sending him flying too)
Bender: I love hurting little and defenseless things!
Fry: Ha, ha. That was funny.
Chris: Next, from, "The Amazing World of Gumball" are Gumball, Penny (No shell), and Bobert!
(The cat, robot, and the ex-peanut girl walk on to the doc)
Gumball: I'm so glad to be here, especially with you here Penny.
Penny: I'm glad that you're here too.
Bobert: I'm just happy to be on the show.
(Bender walked up to Bobert)
Bender: Hello, fellow brobot!
Bobert: Hi? What's your name?
Bender: Benderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ha-ha!
Chris: Shut up! Next from, "Doraemon" are Doraemon and Nobita!
(The robot cat and failing student walk on to the doc)
Bender: Another robot, cool! But, not as cool as Bender.
Doraemon: Well, somebody's big headed!
Nobita: Oh snap!
Chris: Shut up, again! Next, from "Pokémon" are Ash, Pikachu, and Meowth!
(The boy, electric rat, and talking cat walk on to the doc)
Ash: Hey everybody! I'm Ash from pallet town!
Meowth: You really like to announce all about you twerp, huh.
Ash: Shut up, Meowth! Where's Jessie and James?
Meowth: The boss needed the two of them so I was the only one who could participate. But, I'm still gonna beat you and take that Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika, pika, Pikachu!
Bender: Did anybody know what that yellow thing said?
Meowth: He said "Meowth, you know that you're gonna fail badly!"
Chris: Next, from "Grojband" are Corey, Laney, and Trina!
(The blue hair guitarist, redhead bassist, and pink haired teen girl walk on to the doc)
Trina: From the look at these other losers, beside the robots, I'm the best and the one who's gonna win!
Corey: Trina, there's only four more people or creatures left to compete!
Trina: Still, everybody here is still a loser!
(Trina walks up to Pikachu)
Trina: Especially, this stupid chubby, yellow rat!
(Pikachu shocked Trina)
Laney: Haha, karma!
Chris: That kinda stuff will be great for ratings! Next, from "Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero" Penn and Sashi!
(The ginger and rage freak walk on to the doc)
Sashi: I'm going to dominate in this game! All of you are going down!
(Trina walks up to Sashi)
Trina: I like your attitude.
Penn: Oh, looks like you're gonna make a friend.
Chris: Still good for ratings! Next from "My Life as a Teenage Robot" is Jenny!
(The female robot walk on to the doc; Bobert, Bender, and Doraemon look at each other then back a Jenny; Bender pushes Bobert and Doraemon and walks up to Jenny)
Bender: Hello, baby! My name is-
(Doraemon puts two "N" stickers on Bender and Jenny, and holds on to Jenny, sending Bender flying)
Doraemon: Ignore him he's a jerk. And in case you're are wondering what I did was put two magnetic "N" stickers on you and Bender to send him flying, I guess for him opposites don't attract. Anyway, my name is-
(Bobert wrapped his arms around Bobert and throw him far away)
(Bobert walked up to Jenny, but he could only say robotic noises)
Bobert: Me! Bobert!
(Bobert backed away to Gumball)
Bobert: Was that a good introduction?
Gumball: From the words you said, and the way you talked, I'd say no.
Chris: Ooh fighting for love definably great for ratings! And our last contestant from "The Loud House" is Luna Loud!
(The rocker girl walk on to the doc)
Luna: What's up dudes and dudettes!
Chris: First things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock! *they walk there* Okay! One, two, three. *Snap* Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap. *click* Okay, hold that pose. One, two-. Oh, wait, cards full. Hang on.
Sashi/Trina: Will you just take the freaking picture!
Chris: Got it, okay. Everyone say "Wawanakwa!"
(The doc breaks from their weight)
Chris: Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10.
(At the campfire)
Chris: This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya, dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
(Bender went crazy; Bobert walked up to Jenny)
Bobert: I think that's a reason why you shouldn't date him.
(Bobert walked up to Gumball)
Bobert: Was that better?
Gumball: Well since you said actual words and not weird noises, yeah.
Doraemon: Um, excuse me, I have a question. What will the sleeping arrangements be?
Chris: Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other.
Trina: Really I have to share a room with all of the girls that are gonna be on my team!
Chris: Yes, and deal with it! Now here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Bender, Doraemon, Meowth, Penny, Ash, Leela, Penn, Fry, Natsumi, Nobita, and Luna. From this moment on, you are officially known as, the Screaming Gophers!
Bender: Aw come on! I'm not with Jenny!
Chris: Shut up! The rest of you over here. Keroro, Bobert, Dororo, Jenny, Pikachu, Gumball, Corey, Fuyuki, Laney, Trina, and Sashi. Move, chop, chop!
(The ones Chris called move)
Chris: You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass!
Trina/Sashi: What's killer about a bass! Wow, we really know what's on each other's minds. Aw! We did it again! And again!
Trina: Okay stop that now!
Chris: All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest. In the outhouse. And the mess hall is where all of you will be eating your meal prepared by Chef.
Trina: I feel that me and that Sashi girl are gonna be great friends.
Laney: Core, we got to watch out backs.
Corey: I know! With her on our team and maybe with a new friend that's equally at tough and mean as her!
Dororo: Now the only reason I'm here is to help my friends along the way, like Keroro, not to win. Wait, none of them can see or hear this? I TAKE IT BACK! I might not make it that far, but one thing is for sure Keroro is not gonna win on my watch! His ego doesn't need to get any bigger!
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west.
(Cuts to girl Bass in their cabins)
Trina: Okay I only want one special girl to share my bunk with and that's Sashi!
Laney: Trina, there are not that many girls here anyway.
Jenny: Yeah! What the heck writer?
Look I didn't think of what contestants I wanted from what shows okay, and have to think of some on the spot. But the next season I'll add two new characters that are girl okay?
(Cuts to everybody in the mess hall)
Chef: Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!
(Everybody gets some gross food and take a seat)
Chris: Your first challenge begins, in one hour!
Nobita: Man, I hope it's not dangerous.
Luna: Come on, dude, how dangerous could it be?
(Cuts to all of them in their swimwear on top of the cliff)
Chris: Next time on Total Cartoon Drama Island. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot high cliff into the lake.