Guess who crawled out of their hole in the ground to come back to this website? Yep, it is me. The one writing this. Been a pretty darn long time.

Part Three: The Third Chapter

Agent 3 glared at the Octoling girl, who was currently busy doing something on her phone and seemed to be ignoring him. He didn't know Octarians even had smartphones until just now, although it wasn't surprising considering how advanced their tech seemed to be. Tech such as the odd ropes that were still binding him. Yes, even after all she had already done to humiliate him, she still refused to let him go, and they were still in Octo Valley. He was beginning to worry about that thing she said... the part about keeping him. He shuddered at the thought of spending any more time with her; the way she acted towards him was humiliating and honest just very infuriating.

Though her eyes were averted, he didn't dare try to slip away. She was still paying attention to him, he could feel it. Maybe she wanted to see what he would do next? It didn't matter, really. He would just have to wait for another opportunity to escape. It was still quite irritating to know that he was trapped. Just looking at her made him more angry...

...But even so, he couldn't help but let his eyes wander over her. She was standing quite close and was bent down, leaning over a railing, giving him a very good view of her... more noticeable features. It was embarrassing, but his gaze kept shifting to look at her, and eventually he just gave in and stared. She was quite something, as much as he didn't want to admit it. Her hips were wide and curvy, and as she idly shifted her weight from one foot to the other, they moved in an almost hypnotic way. Her tight shorts proudly showed off her large, round, perky butt, and left her substantial, soft-looking thighs almost completely uncovered. He felt a bit odd, staring at the same ass that had just been smothering him, but it was only natural to want to look, right? Right.

Suddenly the Octoling turned her head and grinned at him. "Whatcha lookin at there, squid boy?" She giggled.

His face turned bright right almost immediately, and he struggled to look her in the eye. "I- I wasn't- you don't-" He managed to stutter out.

"What's wrong hmm? Embarrassed that I caught you looking?" She said. "That was quite naughty of you, staring at my ass like that. You shouldn't think about girls like that, squiddy." She stood up and turned around to face him, looking down at him with a smile.

Agent 3 felt quite a bit flustered, but he managed to pull himself together enough to respond. "Sure, keep pretending I was looking at you, if that makes you feel better about yourself." He glared at her. "And can't you come up with a better name than 'squiddy'?"

She laughed. "Well, do you have a name, squiddy?"

He thought for a moment about what to say in response. He didn't know if it was the best idea to give his actual name, or if it even mattered. "Three." He responded.

"Ooh, wow. Is that your secret agent number or something?" She smirked. "That's cool and all, but I think I'll stick with squiddy."

Three let out a sigh. "And would you happen to have a name as well?"

"Oh oh right! I forgot about that." She paused. "My name is Lilac. I probably should have told you that earlier, but you were busy being my seat." She giggled.

"Very funny." His face once again started to show hints of red. "Now, Lilac, would you mind getting these ropes off of me so I can go-"

"Mmm, no." She interrupted him. "You're not going anywhere. I caught you, fair and square, and now I get to do what I want with you. That's how it works, right?"

"Well, there's not really any written rules for what to do with prisoners of war, but-"

"No rules? Great! Better for me." She grinned. "Not that I would've really listened to them anyway."

"That's not what I-"

"Shush." Lilac simply responded. "You're being quite mouthy, aren't you? Maybe we need to fix that."

Three's eyes widened slightly. "There's no need for-"

"I said shush!" She commanded. "See, you're being so rude. I think you need to show me some proper respect." Her voice was stern but she looked very playful and amused. "Come closer."

He played along and did as she asked, scooting closer to her as best he could while wrapped up. He could sit up relatively easily with the rope around him, but he couldn't stand or move very well. "Happy?" He said, rolling his eyes.

Lilac giggled and turned herself around, moving her ass directly in front of his face. He felt a wave of nervousness wash over him, and his face began to redden as he looked at the beautiful round curves of her butt up close. He didn't know exactly what she was doing, but it couldn't be good.

"Now kiss it."

He groaned in disbelief. She wanted him to kiss her ass? How absolutely disgusting and humiliating. Did she really expect him to stoop so low? His pride was on the line! "You can't be serious."

"You heard me. Kiss it, squid boy." She looked over her shoulder at him and put a hand on her hip, smirking. She took a step back, moving her behind even closer to his face. He felt her ass brush against his cheek for a brief moment and his face flushed. But he still refused to budge. He wasn't going to do it.

Lilac sighed and grabbed his tentacles with one hand, and forced his face into her butt. He started to fidget around as his face sank into her soft, pillowy curves, which pressed firmly against his mouth and nose, making it hard to breathe. Her scent invaded his nose, a mixture of sweat and feminine smells, and the fabric of her shorts (which she had likely been wearing all day) rubbed against his face.

"Mmmpghn. Mmmph." He attempted to speak, but whatever sarcastic quips he made were muffled by her ass.

"Now now, don't talk with your mouth full." She teased, putting more pressure on his head and pushing his face deeper. "Now, kiss."

Three squirmed around in her grip, trying to pull his face away from her suffocating rear end. But his efforts were useless, and he realized that if he didn't want her ass in his face, he would have to do what she wanted. Reluctantly, he swallowed his pride, puckered his lips, and kissed her ass; at least, as best as he could while having his face pressed into it. The faint taste of her sweat lingered on his lips.

He had expected her to let go at this point, but to his dismay she kept her hold on his tentacles. She giggled. "Good squiddy. Does that taste good, huh?"

He mumbled a response, but her asscheeks muffled his words. She gripped his tentacles even tighter. "Oh? What's that you said? My ass does taste good? Why don't you give it a lick, hmm?"

He groaned, and, despite how humiliating it was, nervously stuck his tongue out and pressed it against her butt, making a long lick across the fabric of her shorts. The taste and smell of her ass assaulted his senses, and he began to feel lightheaded from lack of air.

Lilac simply laughed and finally let go of his tentacles. He pulled his face away and gasped, taking in the fresh air. Her taste and smell still lingered on his mouth and nose, but at the very least he could breathe well. "God damn-" he managed to say, in between breaths.

"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad." She teased. "Besides, you need to learn to respect me. I uhh, had to do that." She grinned at him.

"Sure, sure." He responded wearily. "I think you got the message across."

"You still don't seem to really understand," She replied. "But, there will be time for more fun later. Right now, we gotta focus on getting you home."

"H-home?" Three asked.

"Yes. Home. You know, the Octarian outpost you were planning to steal a zapfish from? I live there. And now... " She smiled at him. "So do you."

Aaand that's a wrap!

Pretty short, I know, but I wanted to get something out pretty quickly. Plus, I want feedback! Feel free to give suggestions about where I should take the story next. I'm having fun with these characters and I'd like to do more with them.

As always, have a nice day!

~Nobody