Welcome, welcome to...KOTLC on Broadway! If you have not read my other story "Diana or Bam?" go read it after this! Anyway, ENJOY! or else... REVIEWWWWWWWW!

And if you don't want to review, remember... my best friend is a black belt...

Prologue:

Sophie: LAFAYETTE!

Sophie: I'mtakingthishorsebythereignsmakingredcoatsredderwithbloodstains!

Keefe: Sophie?

Fitz: What are you doing?

Biana: Are you okay?

Linh: You can rap?

Tam: In a french accent?

Sophie: Oui oui.

Dex: What. The. Everblaze.

Sophie: Have you never heard of... HAMILTON!?

Keefe: No.

Sophie: Wicked?

Biana: Nope.

Sophie: Dear Evan Hansen?

Fitz: Who?

Sophie: *Almost crying* M-Mean Girls?

Linh: Stina?

Sophie: AND THEY SAY ELVES ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES! THEY DON'T HAVE BROADWAY! I MUST SPEAK TO THE COUNCILLORS ABOUT THIS! AT LEAST THEY KNOW I KNOW WHERE FRANCE IS!

Later, with the councillors:

Sophie: Elves have not yet discovered the wonder that is... BROADWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Bronte: Bronteway?

Sophie: No! Broadway! Musicals!

Bronte: *Panics* I don't... know what you're talking about...

Oralie: You're hiding something.

Bronte: What? No! I've never heard of Les Miserables!

Sophie: I never... mentioned... Les Mis- Bronte? What are you doing?

Bronte: Shh! Listen!

Sophie: Listen for what?

Bronte: Can you hear that?

Sophie: Hear what?

Bronte: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING!

Sophie: Oh my mallowmelt, Bronte is a Les Mis nerd!

Alina: A WHAT?

Sophie: You know, like he knows everything about Le Mis, and quotes it!

Bronte: I would never!

Sophie: YA SURE?

Bronte: I am done here. *Light Leaps*

Sophie: That went well...

Oralie: Don't worry Sophie, I am a...WiCkEd FaN!

Sophie: *Gasps* I KNEW IT! I need to go! *Jumps off a cliff to teleport* I THINK I'LL TRYYYYYYY DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAVITY!

Oralie: I'm flying hiiigggggggggghhhhhhhh defyyyyyyyyyyyying gravity!

Emery: And you can't pull meeeeeee down!

*Five hours later*

Oralie: Because I knew you I have been chaaaaaaanged for good...

THAT'S IT CHILDS! There will be more!