Rain: Hey all! Rain here and I am here with another Naruto Fanfic.

Naruto: Another one?! There is already me and Hellfire-Nii! Not to mention you have to bring back Legend of Dragoon: Dragoons of Konoha after some asshole flagged it for abuse!

Rain: I know, I know but let me explain. I know I have a ton of fanfics going on, which I personally like honestly. When I'm out of ideas for one, I can work on the many others plus this has been stewing in the back of my mind for months So…With that said, let's begin with United I Stand

Summary: Sarutobi thought he had seen it all but on the night of the Forbidden Scroll theft, instead of meeting with thieving prankster known as Uzumaki Naruto, he finds himself meeting with two blond boys and a blonde girl, each only having one whisker mark on each cheek. He doesn't know what's going on but he does know that he's getting too old for this. AU

Pairings: Naruto/Harem but with a twist

Rating: Rated M

Disclaimer (Naruto): LingeringSentimentInc does not own me aka Naruto. Enjoy the show!

United I Stand

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought he had seen it all.

He had been the student of the legendary Senju Hashirama, the Shodaime Hokage.

Survived the First Shinobi War and was sworn in as the new Hokage by the Nidaime Hokage, Senju Tobirama.

Survived the second Shinobi War which ushered in peace between all of the Shinobi Nations.

Survived the Kyūbi attack only to be sworn back in due to the Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato, being killed by the demon.

But this had taken the cake.

Sitting before him were three individuals.

Sitting in the middle was a blonde girl with long pigtails and also one whisker mark on each cheek while on the right and left of her respectfully were two boys with spiky short blond hair, both also having one whisker mark on each cheek but while the one on the right wore a hiate-ite, the one on the left looked bored.

"Naruto…" Sarutobi said.

The three looked at each other but the blond on the left rolled his eyes and said with a bored tone "I think he means you," to the boy on the far right.

"Oh! Thanks," The fair left blond boy said. "What's up Jii-san?"

"Nice start," The blonde girl said with a sigh. "Obviously he's in shock over this."

"Well excuse me for trying to make this normal as possible," the right blond grumbled out. "How was I supposed to guess this was going to happen?"

"By reading what the jutsu did moron," the left blond said with annoyed expression on his face. "Instead, you decided to go into headfirst and now look at us."

"I didn't hear any complaints before I did it," the right blond said.

"Its called having second thoughts. Y'know, that thing you ignore at every chance," The left blond replied.

"Oi! You take that back!" The right blond exclaimed.

"Guys!" The girl exclaimed, which caused the two blond boys to look at her. "Can we just calm down. No use arguing with each other…our selfs...This is confusing."

"Yeah, yeah," The left blond said as he leaned back on his chair. "Sorry old man. Continue with your questioning."

Sarutobi let out an exhausted sigh as he murmured "I'm too old for this," before he spoke up with "Tell me from the beginning, what happened?"

"Like…When we stole the scroll or the very, very start?" The hiate-ite wearing blond asked.

"How about the beginning of the day," Sarutobi said with a tired groan.

"I think we can handle that," the girl said with a cheerful expression on her face before she looked at the two boys and asked "Who wants to start?"

"How about I start," the blond on the left said with a raised hand. "Okay old man, this is how it started…"

Rain: And that is the prologue? Are you guys interested. If so, let me know in a review!

Mario: See you next time!