Hey Spn fandom! Nice to finally join you! So I wrote this poem a while back, and just never bothered to post it. It's made up of some of the best Supernatural quotes, and I'd love it if you would leave a review or favorite the story. And that means you. Yes, you. Do it. Please.

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural.


Hey, assbutt! You're bossy... and short!

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole, and apparently, clowns kill!

The whistle makes me their God, but he's not on any flatbread.

I found a liquor store. And I drank it. I'm Batman.

I'm an Aquarius. Bring me some pie.

You're not gonna poke her with a stick! I am an Angel of the Lord!

Low sodium freaks! This isn't funny, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

I lost my shoe. But you didn't shoot the deputy!

It was night, and now it's day. Eat it, Twilight!

Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you? Where's your moose?

Did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire? Bitch.

On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors! Thank you, Captain Obvious.

I'll shoot you so full of rock salt, you'll crap margaritas! Balls!

They ate my tailor! Jerk.

I'd like to purchase the alcohol, please. This is a very serious investigation.

You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance. Bollocks!

I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. I'm going to hang up now.


Haha I suck

It's sad that this of all things is my introduction into the Spn fandom but yknow, whatever works. I hope you didn't hate it (preferably you loved it, but you'd have to have pretty low standards for that) and thanks for reading it! Maybe check out some of my other stories and vote on the poll in my profile so I have motivation to write more often...