This story inspired me Perseus12. I decided to write this comedy story where the mask faces and makes life impossible for Vault and his accomplices.

Warning: The Mask and Kuroinu dont belong me.

* Coff ** Coff *Well we are here. once Upon a time...

The book opened until a flash of shock.

BOOM.

That had already used. oh we're going to use that now

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"BOSS THEY ARE GOING TO DEMAND US FOR THE OWNER OF MUSIC !" shouts an alien voice. the director appears in front of the screen with green beret.

"I AM THE DIRECTOR, I do what I want!" The director shouts angrily.

THUMP.THUMP.

It was the noise from the door and knocked many times.

"We are the owners of the music I came with my lawyers !"

"Wait a minute, wait my children I have to talk to my friends with my hammer, helper put some cute videos for the children!" The director leaves the screen. the assistant changes the scene where a commander with a pointed hat appears.

"WELL, PAY ATTENTION, SMALL CHILDREN, THIS BATTLE WILL BE VERY CRUEL TO SHOW IT TO THE CHILDREN !"

Change the image to a cute pink koala eating leaves.

"BETTER LEAVE THIS LITTLE PICTURE UNTIL THE STRUGGLE IS FINISHED, HOLY OBJECT OF THE NICE MASK, YOU SHOULD SEE THESE LAWYERS AND AUTHORS FLYING INTO THE fight is over. well let's go back...

The image changes where the director hits a lawyer with a hammer in the face and the author of the music brought an ax and was going to decapitate him from behind.

SPLATCHANGE OF THE SCENE.

"MY MISTAKE, I CONFUNDED THE SIGNALS, I KNOWED A SINGLE TIMMY THAT WISHED THANOS TO DIAL BEFORE TONY STARK CLICKED THE FINGER ... WHAT? THE STRUGGLE ENDED, WELL CONTINUED.

Going back to the director.

The Director fixed his neck and his nose was covered by a cloth. but in the back of him. There was a person who was dragging a big black bag and a hand came out.

"Well, boys and girls, the Uncle Mask is here to tell a story about how he got married and how he had children."

"But if you do not have it now!" Another voice said in an annoyed tone. The mask puts on a smile and takes out the gun and points to the other side.

BANG.BANG.

"What You said?!" The cheerful mask said.

"You are the best and I love you so much!"

"Thank you" The mask looks at the spectators "Well let's start the epic."

OST: STAR WARS THEME INTRO.

THE MASK

CHAPTER 1.

THE MASK BEGAN TO MASK THE BLACK DOGS AND THEN TO MAKE LOVE WITH THE.

The mask hits the black screen up. "That's not stupid if this was used!"

OST: MICHAEL JACKSON: THRILLER.

"THIS IS NOT A ZOMBIES MOVIE!" Shout the angry mask.

OST: Caramelldansen.

behind the mask appears a group of Chinese women moving their hips and putting their arms up. The mask looks back at the women and looks back.

"I know it's tempting ... but I do not want this song to get sticky" The mask pulls out of his pocket pulling out a flamethrower and aims at the Japanese women.

FUUUUUUUUU.

"ANOTHER GOT DAMN !"

Changing another scene.

A grandfather is sitting in the red chair and opens a thick book.

"Well, boys and girls, I'll tell you a story that this young man rescued ..." The mask comes out of nowhere and overturns the red chair along with the grandfather.

"That's not idiots!" The mask looks in the other direction and approaches "Hey you give me that damn script !" Go back to the screen The green mask looks at the script and his eyes are bagged "WHO WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPT !" Shout to everything in the world.

"It was Wayne!" Scream everyone. until I hear a noise from the window.

CLACK

They hear some footsteps running up to the noise of the car leaving.

"Damn my damned rival Deadpool !" The Mask takes out another script and gives it to his assistant.

"Read it for me, I'm tired of this shit !" He said the mask and sits on the couch.

"Once upon a time, a little girl caressed a mask mushroom and put it on ..."

The mask snatches the script and see what he is reading and also reads the content that the eyes were expelled and destroys it with his hands and he eats the pieces of papers and looks at the spectators.

"Do not judge me!" The mask is defended "I hope the FBI does not catch me." He said in a whisper.

The mask sits on the chair tired.

"Camera turn on the light"

The camera turns on revealing a forbidden videos where a woman is making love.

"Oh yeah give me hard !"

"I will fill you like a peacock !"

"Red code !" The mask is removed by the screen and it goes down and looks back "fire someone!"

The mask sits in front of the camera and takes out a cigar.

"Fuck everything, I'll tell a story where I found this young man, everything started ...

The light off. The front of the mask veins a vein and an alien voice appears.

"Boss we forgot to pay the electricity bill !"

"SON OF...

The Mask Vs The black dogs

This was a prologue. in a week the first chapter begins. Leave comments and follow me.