Chapter One - My Wife is a WHAT?

It all started on their wedding night. Marty had been holding onto some huge, tremendous secret. She insisted she wouldn't tell Todd her secret until the night that they were wed.

They had a quiet wedding with only a couple of close friends in attendance. Then they headed off toward their destination - a romantic bed and breakfast. As they were settling into their honeymoon suite, Todd started questioning his bride. "So, what's the secret?" he asked. "I want you to tell me now, because I am starving and after we eat, I'd like to get started on the sexy honeymoon fun, if you know what I mean."

Marty smiled at her husband. She knew him well... always hungry and often horny. They hadn't had sex much lately. She had been holding him off until the wedding night. She liked tormenting him a little now and then. He had no idea what was in store for him. In fact, she had more than one surprise.

"Marty, come on. What's the secret? Do you like women, too? Or maybe you used to be a man? Ohhh please tell me you didn't used to be a man. I don't know if I can handle it ..."

She let out a melodious little laugh. "No, Todd. I assure you; I didn't used to a be a man. In fact..."

She paused for a second as she gazed into his eyes. "... I am a witch."

"You're a WHAT?" asked Todd as he choked on the grape soda he had been drinking.

"I am a witch," she repeated.

"You mean like Halloween, casting spells, riding a broomstick type witch?"

"Uhhh yeah... mostly. I don't ride a broomstick though. I don't need it to fly."

"But you can't be a witch. Witches are ugly, with green skin, warts, and nasty complexions. Haven't you seen the Wizard of Oz? That's not you, Marty. You're beautiful and sexy. You are definitely NOT a witch."

"Not all witches are ugly... only the evil ones. Most of the witches I know look just like you and me."

"Ohhh come on, Marty. What's the real secret?"

"I guess I'll just have to show you."

Marty raised her arms into the air as she cast a spell. To Todd's shock and surprise, he was suddenly standing there in front of Marty stark naked. He looked around but the grape soda he had been sipping had disappeared.

"What ... what the hell did you just do?"

"I wanted to see you naked... AND I had to prove to you that I am a witch."

"I married a witch?"

Marty nodded. "I would have told you sooner, but..."

"What will the guys at the office say?"

"You can't tell anyone, Todd. I am not coming out yet."

"Damnit. Marty, you just can't spring a thing like this on a guy on his wedding night."

Marty twitched her nose and suddenly all of her clothing had disappeared, just as Todd's had. "Can we talk about this later? I was hoping we could consummate our marriage now," she said with a sexy grin.

"You want me to have sex with a witch?"

"Todd, I may be a witch, but I love you."

"I just thought you were a doctor. You never said anything about being a witch."

"Do you love me, Todd?"

"Yes, Marty. So much," he said as he pulled her into his arms. "I do love you."

"Then we'll get passed this. It will be okay."

"You won't put a spell on my penis, will you?"

Marty couldn't help it. She cracked up. "No. Why would you think that?"

"I was thinking you might like it to be larger... or harder..."

Marty was rubbing his throbbing arousal as he was speaking. "It already is hard and large."

Todd looked down and he saw the transformation. "You always have had that effect on me."

"Let's make love... then we'll have a delicious meal," Marty suggested.

"Okay, but I am weak from hunger, so this time you'll have to be on top."

Marty gave Todd a little push down on the bed as she climbed onto his lap. "Get ready for a wild ride then," she said as she lowered her lips to kiss him hungrily.