("Bad" by Michael Jackson plays. Clips of the scene where Jakku is under siege are shown.)
Narrator: "Kabob Ren...the newest Sith Lord to terrorize the Galaxy..."
(Clip of Kabob chopping Lor Ba
Logna with his saber. Ba Logna screams.)
Narrator: "His methods of torture
(Clip of Kabob trying to read Rey's
mind is shown. Rey (an older Laura Carrot) slaps him away.)
Narrator: "He's a bit clingy.."
(Clip where Kabob is holding Rey hostage. Rey has just squeaked a plea for help.)
Kabob: "(squeals) Oh, your accent is so cute and prim and proper and...British-y!"
(Rey raises an eyebrow.)
Narrator: "He is best friends with the leading Imperial Officer..."
(Scene of Kabob and Chux eating at the base unveiling is shown, along with the two dancing and "fist-bumping".)
Narrator: "And he is...a tomato."
(Finn laughs at the top of his lungs. Kabob chokes him. Clip where all the Stormtroopers are laughing is shown. Kabob throws him to the ground.)
Kabob: "(enraged) ANYONE ELSE WANNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME?!"
Narrator: "And in order for him to be defeated..."
(Clips of Rey are shown.)
Narrator: "She'll have to find some old friends..."
(Clip of when Bob meets Rey and Finn is shown. Bob hilariously screams.)
Bob and Rey: "Who are you?"
Narrator: "And some new ones.."
(Clips of Finn and GG-8 are shown. Clip of Poe Dameron 'winking' is shown. There's a sparkle when he winks.)
VEGGIETALES STAR WARS:
The Lite Vinaigrette Awakens
"The bad guys won't know what hit em..."