("Jump" by Kriss Kross plays. Clips of the Resistance and the First Order are seen.)
Cuke: "(voiceover) Now, this, my friend, will be quite possibly the
weirdest thing you will ever do, so
(Clip of Rey tightening her hair buns is shown, along with short clips of Chewie, Poe, and Finn.)
Cuke: "(voiceover) We, must build you up to become quite possibly the best gosh dang Jedi in all the universe...besides me of course..."
(A clip of Rey boldly wielding the blue lightsaber is shown.)
Cuke: "(voiceover) So get yo' butt ready..."
(Clip of Rey being thrown into the air is shown. She screams. Clip of Cuke finishing his sentence is shown.)
Cuke: "...Cause saving the world ain't no Sunday stroll."
(He stands, dramatically. Rey looks at him.)
Rey: "...uh...yeah, so...when can we start all that?"
(Scenes are shown of various fights throughout the galaxy. Kabob Ren glares at Rey, who glares at him, while Chux simply stares while eating a donut. The scene cuts to Kabob Ren on a comlink.)
Kabob: "(on comlink) Don't you worry about a thing-my best friend has infiltrated the base; he's a master of disguise I tell ya!"
(Scene: Chux walks, disguised as a female Rebel pilot in front of Rebellion members is shown. All members of the Rebellion gaze at "her". "I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan plays.)
Rebellion Officer: "(wolf-whistles) Need me a freak like that.."
Narrator: "This Christmas, comes the movie that will have you going-"
(Cut to various clips)
(Ghost) Bob: "WhAAAAT TH-"
Rey: "(unamused)...so what's that supposed to mean.."
Veggietales Star Wars: The Last Jedi
"Feel the force of the farce."
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
CELEBRATING 40 YEARS OF STAR WARS
Cuke: "NOW GO TO YOUR...er, WHEREVER THE HECK YOU SLEEP!"