The plan was that they would all escape by using the Millenium Falcon. Just as Finn neared the

Millennium Falcon, he saw a familiar

face.

"REY?!" He exclaimed.

There she was, just as he last saw her-tall, slender, and absolutely beautiful. She smiled, and he ran to her. She picked him up, the two giggling.

"The road is

long

There are

mountains in our

way

But we climb a

step every day"

"You changed your hair.." Finn giggled.

"Mm-hmm.." Rey smiled.

"I like it." Finn pulled her closer.

The leek and carrot pulled each other close, until they started a slow kiss.

"Love lift us up

where we belong

Where the eagles

cry

On a mountain

high

Love lift us up

where we belong

Far from the world

below

Up where the

clear winds

blow"

And there they stayed, two people absolutely in love with each other, not even noticing the First Order's ships blowing up one by one. They had no idea, but almost every Resistance member was watching.

"Aw Finn.." Leia smiled. "I'm so proud of you.."

"...IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME!" Exclaimed Admiral Ackbar.

"What?! ACKBAR! GUYS!" Leia pushed the Resistance members back in the Falcon. "SHOO! MOVE IT! THEY JUST SAVED THE WORLD, GIVE THE CRAZY KIDS SOME SPACE!"

Finn and Rey looked back.

When Finn and Rey's kiss broke, Rey opened her eyes to discover that there was some spit on her lip, connecting with Finn's lips. Finn

stared at this, then giggled sheepishly.

"Wow." He said. "I guess I should practice kissing more."

"We should probably go.." Rey replied.

"Okay." Finn

smiled.

Just then, Rose's

cot had reached

the Millenium

Falcon. Poe saw

her, he walked up,

and with his usual

charm said;

"Hey girl.." said

Poe. "Name's Poe

Dameron...best

pilot there is."

Rose smiled.

"I'm Rose.." she

said.

Suddenly, Rey felt Cuke within her

mind.

"Thank you, Rey..." Cuke sighed.

"Thank you...for giving me a reason

to believe in the Jedi...and making

me feel like a kid again.."

He lightly punched her in the shoulder, she chuckled.

"You're welcome." Rey replied.

"You done good, kid." Cuke smiled. "You're now the Last Jedi."

"Wait.." Rey paused. "What do you mean?"

"Jedi, sweetie, not The Last Starfighter!" He called.

Cuke started to walk up the

mountain, humming as he went.

"Where are you going?" Asked Rey.

"I'm dying." Said Cuke, casually. "Yoga's got a card game goin' on up in the sky."

"OH NO NOT AGAIN!" Exclaimed Rey. "Get back here! IM' NOT GONNA GO THOUGH THAT A SECOND TIME-DON'T YOU DIE ON ME NOW, I NEED YOU!"

"I'm the one that started this crazy adventure, kiddo." Said Cuke. "I had my moment in the sun-well, twice, thanks to you, and now I'm gonna end it. No, that's not right-this isn't the end, it's just the beginning! I'm not scared of dying, and neither should you be."

Rey smiled, but big, fat tears started to streak down her face.

"I will always be with you." Said Cuke.

And with that, he completely vanished right before Rey's eyes, leaving only his robes. The carrot picked them up, and put them on. She looked up at the sky with longing, and uttered;

"...tell Bob I said hi."

End.

God Bless Carrie Fisher.

Within the musky stables of the horse racing arena on Canto Bight,

two boys and a girl are playing. One boy holds up a corn-husk doll and

makes it move about, while the others are entranced by the

intricate tale he weaves.

"Sha'njota, wea'kaimnga Cuke Skywalker!"

"BAAAAACK TO WOOOORK!" Booms the overseer.

One boy groans and starts to walk outside. Next to him, is a broom. He

sighs. The boy reaches out, and pulls the broom closer in a telepathic embrace.

Suddenly, the stable boy notices a shooting star. He does a double-take and smiles at the sky, realizing that that is a Resistance ship.

Like Cuke Skywalker, he too

is a farm boy, and also like Cuke, this child believes he can do amazing things in this war-strained time.

Imperial March III

Intro:

Girl...we been

around for so long,

And...It all

started...

Cause I wanna know where that

base is...

But you never

really did tell me...

Cause you fight for

a better cause than

me...

For hope...for

love...for the

future...

So let's do this just

once more...

For old time's

sake...

(Uh...yeah...aw yeah..)

(Word up!)

(Yyyeah, cʼmon

girl...)

Now see here you

little royal pain,

I be droppin'

Imperial Beats on

yo' thought train!

Yeah, I'm the

baddest dude that

you'll ever meet,

covered in black

from head to my

non-existent feet!

Wha'sa' matta,

Princess, you think

this is unnerving?

Tell ya what: I find

your lack of faith

dis-tur-bing!

An Ev'ry body say

"Da da da da-da-

da, da-da-da..."

(Da da da da-da-

da, da-da-da!)

(Beatboxing

instrumental)

(That's Lord Verdura to ya

baby...)

So sit back, chillax,

let the hate flow

thru ya,

And I shall proceed

to school ya!

(Rap fades out,

then comes back)

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

Slave Leia, Hoth

Leia, Brick layaʼ

imma playa!

When it come to the day,

Son, imma gonna

slay-a,

Some fly hons,

Witʼ (whole wheat)

buns,

I be lookinʼ as fresh

anʼ as bright as the

sun!

I live foʼ a dolla,

It really make me

holla,

Balla!

MC ainʼt gonʼ be

livinʼ up in no

squalor!

Now don't you dare flip this,

Y'all,

Or try to rip this,

Cause babe

tonight we BE

GETTIN' DOWN

WIT' THEY

SICKNESS!

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

We got styles and

styles upon styles,

Of miles,

We gots supa strong lady guns,

No feminine wiles,

Child,

We gots the pep-

uh,

To make you—

make you pep up!

Uh, donʼt yʼall be

bugginʼ

Or donʼt start

slugginʼ,

At that Imperial

baseball game,

Donʼt be a

waterboy,

Jugginʼ!

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

(Intergalactic...Get

intergalactic!)

We outta here,

yʼall.

His name was

Cuke:

Ai'ight gentlemen!

(Uh!)

Get it now!

(Wow!)

On the GOOOD

FOOT, now honey!

(Yeah man!)

His name was

Cuke, not puke,

No one is gonna

rebuke!

This way his father,

unnerving,

At his lack of faith

disturbing!

That guy tried to

rule the galaxy,

But a girl had his back!

She needed no

mister,

Or any plan with a

stupid list,

But, to Cuke this

chick,

she was his sis!

He was the

greatest Jedi,

To ever walk down

the streets!

Ain't nobody gonna

try and kill him,

This guy you can't

defeat!

He ain't gonna mess himself

round' wit the man,

He gots him a

master plan,

Coolest dude in the

Jedi land!

Oh mama,

donʼt you look

down on this guy

Cause you alʼays

said,

You catch more

honeys

by beinʼ fly,

But this left-

handless guy,

You canʼt deny...

AWWWWWW

YEAAAAH!

His name was

Cuke!

(Cuke, Cuke, this

boyʼs name was

Cuke)

Yeeees his name

was Cuke, now!

(Cuke, Cuke, this

boyʼs name was

Cuke)

Honey you donʼt

gotta be

super thirsty anʼ

partchʼin,

Cause ainʼt no

water cominʼ from

Imperial Marchinʼ!

All you get is that

wheat bread

startchinʼ

Cuke made shoʼ

that no oneʼs back

was a-archinʼ!

So donʼt go cryinʼ

blues because you

ainʼt choppinʼ

down that fir

larchinʼ!

AWWWWWW

YEAAAAH!

His name was Cuke!

(Cuke, Cuke, this

boyʼs name was

Cuke)

Yeeees his name

was Cuke, now!

(Cuke, Cuke, this

boyʼs name was

Cuke)

Woah woah woah

woah woah