Disclaimer: Rick wouldn't write fanfic about his own characters.

Yay, time for more Unspoken Rules! It's short but oh well. Sned me ideas. y'all XD

Never underestimate Annabeth

That was what most people did. Until they got wrecked by her and one of her genius plans in Capture the Flag.

Do make sure that the hellhound roaming Camp is an actual monster and not Mrs. O'Leary before you attempt to kill it.

There were a number of close calls that happened, mostly with new campers. Percy, for the most part, managed to keep his dog close by, though often it was one of the older campers who knew of the dog and would often intervene before Percy was made dog-less.

Finally the Hephaestus cabin put up a "Do Not Kill the Hellhound Named Mrs. O'Leary" sign up on the Arena and just inside the entrances to Camp.

Do not make Harley sad.

Enough said. Woe be to those that did make Harley sad.

Extra guilt to anyone who pretended to die but then came back alive. Or something like that.

Do not call Zeus' fist the "poop pile"

Even though older campers (aka Nico and Percy) might encourage you to, do not. Definitely don't go near it either, it's been cursed for a good long while now. It's probably best to just stay away.

Unless you're Nico di Angelo and you're having trouble finding dead demigods from the Battle of the Labyrinth and you need to ask said dead demigods for messages to send to their families or something. Or you're looking for a walking table. Or you're a Maenad.

Do not ask why the Big House is always out of coffee.

30% is used by Chiron, 20% is used by Will Solace, and the rest is used by Nico di Angelo for unknown reasons.

Sorry this was short, I'm out of ideas...