I do NOT own DWP nor its characters and I do NOT own Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Was bored.

That's all.

Another version:

You know Emily and Serena and Jocelyn and Nigel

Nate and Doug and Lily and Stephen

But do you recall

The most famous assistant of all?

Andrea the Doe-Eyed assistant

Had very awkward clothes

And if you ever saw them

You would even say it shows

All of the other assistants

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor Andy

Have any designer's brand names

Then one hectic Runway day

Miranda came to say

"Andrea, with your eyes so bright

Won't you bring The Book tonight?"

Then how the assistants loved her

As they shouted out with glee

"Andy the Doe Eyed Assistant

You've tamed the dragon lady"

Andy the Doe-eyed assistant

Had very awkward clothes

And if you ever saw them

You would even say it shows

All of the other assistants

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor Andy

Have any designer's brand names

Then one hectic Runway day

Miranda came to say

"Andrea, with your eyes so bright

Won't you bring The Book tonight?"

Then how the assistants loved her

As they shouted out with glee

"Andy the Doe eyed assistant

You've tamed the dragon lady"