Wow sorry to anyone reading this and that I haven't updated in FOREVER! It's more of a sidepiece but we could all use some humor right now right?

Tsu'tey Takes Charge

Trudy sat at the computer desk staring out the window. Pandora was beautiful…beautifully deadly. She went to the cooler to grab some fruity something and dried meat. As she came back to the window, one of those blue bastards had a wooden bowl of white and blue paint, making her rig look like a war hawk. "You bastard," she said and grabbed an air mask and stormed out side. "Son of a bitch!" she said to him even though he towered over her. "What the hell are you doing to my wings?"

"If you go to war, you dress for battle," he said and dipped his fingers into the blue paint, spreading it in wide arcs along the front of her helicopter.

"You speak English," she grinned.

He set down the two bowls of paint and knelt down in front of her. "Troo-dee, you have a problem," he smirked at her and she felt herself getting hot. "I'm Tsu'tey." And maybe it was because she was afraid of dying the next day, or because she always thought these blue bastards were attractive she didn't flinch when one of his rather long, firm fingers pressed in between crotch, forcing the material of her pants into her vag, making her gasp.

"Okay, that wasn't how I was planning on this going." She gripped his bicep and leaned against him as he pumped the finger back and forth. "Aren't you like two times bigger than me?"

Tsu'tey laughed in response, tilting her neck to the side, his long blue tongue dipped into the collar of her shirt, swirled against her skin and then around the back of her neck sending shivers down her spine. "Okay big guy, what do you think you're doing?"

"I was thinking, a woman shouldn't waste her time with someone untrained."

"Nah, you're just pissed Jake got Neytiri. How do I know you aren't an am—" Before she could finish her sentence, he pulled a knife the size of her face out and slit the front of her shirt open, her belt, her panties and as he slithered over her. That long, blue tongue wound its way over her collar bone and wrapped around one of her breasts, sucking.

She gasped in surprise at the warmth and size of his mouth as he bit down. Well at least this way she would get her itch scratched. She just hoped that Norm and Jake would stay in their link ups until he was done.

"Try not to scream," Tsu'tey grinned as he clamped down on her stomach, taking the whole thing in his mouth and coming off with a pop. Then his tongue was inside of her and she lay panting, fogging up her oxygen mask as the pad of his index finger lifted her clit and he tongue fucked her into oblivion. Her stomach boiled as she felt him hit her "G" spot and god, his tongue was fatter than any dick that had been there. "Shit!"

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