Hermione Granger and the cursed book

based on JacobApples's Harmony and the memory


Prologue

Hermione and Ron were arguing as always, about SPEW.

"SHUT UP!" screamed Harry.

Hermione and Ron looked at him. Harry grabbed Hermione by the arm and took her to the library. Ron looked wholly bemused.

"Bloody hell," muttered Ron to himself. "She's crazy on SPEW."