Everyone's favorite animal duo were doing some collecting 1 day, and then they got trapped in the treaded trap that made many a speedrunner panic - the gay baby jail.

"Banjo, is there a reason we're trapped in here?"

"I dunno Kazooie, I just thought we would find some notes or a jiggy in here."

"Well no case in sulking, let's think."

"But didn't thinking get us in trouble like that?"

"Dare I ask, what?"

"Well, you know."

"I don't you idiot."

This would go on for a while.