H Hakey Peirce
B BJ Hunnicutt
P Sherman Potter
R Radar O'Reilly
In a dark room on a hot summer night in Korea members of 4077 M*A*S*H are deep in a game of poker. This night corporal Radar O'Reilly is on one hell of a winning streak and his opponents Hawkeye Pierce, Colonel Potter, and B.J Hunnicut are simply stumped on where his sudden luck came from.
H: "Let's see you beat this"
hawkeyes lay down 4 of a kind with a huge grin on his face thinking he finally beat the little fink.
B"Four of a kind?! That's showing him hawk"
BJ examines patting his friend on his back.
P: Better than I can do
Potter sighs laying down a 2 of a kind.
"Pretty good sir"
Radar says with a smile
R: but not good enough
laying down a straight flush.
H: A straight flush?!
Hawkeye leans back in frustration while Potter and Hunnicutt throw their cards on the table. B: You draw 3 cards and you pull a straight flush?
P: Be straight us son how are you doing it
R: A magician never reveals his secrets' ' "You sires want to try winning your money back?"
BJ leans forward and cocks his head a little
B: radar while I'd love to do that I've already lost everything to you including the box of homemade cookies Peg sent me"
Hawkeye lean towards Potter and whispers
H: glad i lost that one
Potter smiles and nods in agreement
P: face it son you bleed us dry we got folk is post-op who had better luck against the Chinese then we did with you.
H: hey maybe we can charge some of them, you know to tell them it covers a bill.
H: I'm only kidding Colonel.
P: well I'm heading to bed and you should to son your gonna have a lot to do tomorrow
R; yes sir
Potter and Radar leave Hawk and BJ alone in the officers club
B: well I'm heading back to the swamp got a letter from Arin I've only read about a hundred times today
H: wait isn't Arin like 2 years old how is she writing you
B: well Arin speaks and peg write it down
H: does she get her recipes from Arin too?
H: look it not my fault your wife can't cook
B: no not that
BJ walks to the wall
B: there's a mirror nailed to this post
H: yeah and another on this post here
The two take a moment to put two and two together and realize what just happened
B: Radar you little creep give me back pegs cookies
BJ run out of the room with hawkeye following him
H: forget your box of rock gives me my money back.