It turns out that this entire story was a simulation that Tony Stark used as a vacation mid-way through the Snap. Iron Man would like to thank everyone who gave it their full attention, you were a big part of why he remembered that doing anything remotely like Wanda Maximoff was a bad idea. He has since decided to seek therapy. The transcript thereof can be found for your perusal in my new MCU story: Reset the Universe – It's the Only Way to Be Sure.