Question Time!

Hey Everyone! Sorry for being gone for so long! Work has been kicking my butt, I've been busy with IRL stuff, my birthday just passed, my mom flew down to visit for a week, and I've got several games that I've been addicted to. But I'm back with my filler chapter of question for all you beautiful people. The next actual chapter is still in the process of being typed, but I've been slowing down form, well….everything. But I'm still working on it here and there.

But anyway, thanks for all your awesome questions! I'll be answering all the ones I've received from current to old. If I forgot you then it either means I forgot or your comment is really old, or I'm just really tired. Anyway; Enjoy!


Update time! So I got a few more question from people I couldn't PM, but they did leave their tag names, so I'm adding them just for that. So...yeah, enjoy the slight updated version.


JJ: First of funny chapter, you showed me a meme i did not know exist, Second I know you already did some questions but i have a few more, if that okay with you

1. Are we gonna see the students and teachers (and maybe some pro heroes) go to Gar's world?

2. MHA cast meet Gar's friends, rivals, and so-called love?

3.(Just curious) Will they meet Arceus

A-1. No, no one is going to Gar's world. This is strictly in the MHA Universe.

2. Only in the far future during the climax, so eventually.

3. they will, but I wont say when.

Trainer aeltios: well anyway are pokemon gonna be given or obtained to people like Izuku in some way? because it be kinda cool if wild pokemon end up in my hero acadmia world due to rifts or something.

A-Pokemon will only be given out by Gar and Gar alone ( though this may change with rising threats). No, no wild pokemon will appear from rifts. The rifts are controlled by outside forces and not uncontrolled.

JJ: Who did he mean by "He".

A-Well I see which chapter you're on, and it's an older one. Gar was basically foreshadowing Bayo's eventual appearance. He really doesn't like talking about that aspect of his past.

SyrusAndZaneLover24680: Will we see regional variants? If they were already mentioned in a previous chapter I apologize for missing it, but if not I'm very curious... because of the Legendary Birds from the Crown Tundra.

Speaking of which, my second question is about the Isle of Armor and Crown Tundra: Did Gar not get a chance to go to them before the Malasada eating contest with Nebby? Or has he been to them and just hasn't gotten any of the Pokemon from there yet. ...and if he has been there was he able to defeat the secret Greedent boss lol.

A-First: Yes there will be regional variants. I just haven't found the right time to bring them in with feeling all shoehorned in by force. Writing has to have a flow.

Second: Everything that happens in the games is cannon to Gar's story. When Gar said that he had done everything before going off on a vast regional visitation, he was serious.

Brown: Izuku is gay?!

A-No, Izuku is not gay. I saw what chapter you were on and I don't think I described well enough that he was in a dazed state after getting smothered and trampled, and couldn't really form proper words. Saying 'Im gay' instead of 'Im okay'.

Megbart: 1: what do gar's Pokémon do while they're not actively helping gar with stuff?

2: now that the Pokémon have helped out with the festival are they going to continue doing work in the public like this, or is this just a special occasion?

3: will we hear more about gar's lover?

A-1. They normally just stay safely in their pokeballs so they don't cause any accidental havoc while Gar isn't paying attention. The guy aint omnipresent.

special events. Gar and Nezu set this up so they could have the public more accustomed to pokemon, since their are probably going to be more running in the future from Team Freak.

3. Yes we will, but they will be kept on the downlow until the eventual climax. But for a little hint, I'll just say that they're one of the people from the most recent generation game. Now before you think that narrows things down to three, remember that this is an alt universe and Gar is a legal adult.

Odnoglazyy Rytsar: If Gar is champion of every region which universe does he come from? Is he from Game 2 World; Where Mega evolution exists, or from The Anime World; where Ash and his peeps reside? Because the topic of Mega evolution already points to Game 2 Universe since mega evolution is said to happen after the pokemon war and the ultimate weapon was activated, making the Game 1 World (Pkmn Red, Blue, Gold, Silver Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Pearl, Black/White, and Black/White 2) non-optional. It also means that he has also faced off Team Rainbow which is the original villain bosses/X&Y.

Also did Gar have a rival during his start as a pkmn trainer? If so, what were they like? Were they like the newer helpful rivals, or the scummy douchebag rivals of old?

A-I'm really glad you asked this one. So long story short, Gar does infact live in the Mega evolution Universe, but did not discover the Mega's until the game chronology until he actually got to the Kalos region of generation 6. Since in my canon, Megas were a thing only known in Kalos. As for games or anime, Gar's dimension sorta sits in a very odd limbo between the two. Some aspects from both canons exist in his world, but not everything, it is its own universe and canon altogether.

And yes he did face off against Team Rainbow Rocket, but that was a different Giovanni who didn't know anything about Gar.

Gar has had many rivals over the years. Some good, some annoying, some bad (like evil bad), some familiar, and others who were just….their. In fact he actually dated a few of his older rivals.

SyrusAndZaneLover24680: I can't believe I forgot to ask this question but here goes: How do you have Pokemon genders work in your universe? I know Machamp can be female, but Jynx can only be female. Does that mean we're gonna see a female Braviary and male Mandibuzz? How do the Nidoran's work? And what about gender-exclusive evolutions like Gallade?

A-Okay, I know I already answered this for your personality. But just so everyone is up to speed, here is the thing: Gender, in this universe, works the same as our world. Sexual dimorphism. Every Pokemon has a male and female appearance that doesn't deviate too far from the OG pokémon design. But don't get your undies in a twist, pokémon with male/female counterparts will still be their OG genders. Braviary still being made and Mandibuzz being female, and so forth. The reason I made Jynx have a male and female and not just female is because: 1, it's an ongoing joke of telling the difference between the two. And 2, there is no male counterpart pokémon for Jynx in the 1st generation or any after that. This is a whole species of human-like animals. They have to reproduce somehow.

Guest: Can't wait to read what next and I have so many questions like it Gar going help with Iida, Deku, and Shoto with Stain, is Gar going have a harsh and long speech on Mineta, Kaminair, and Sero ( but mostly Mineta) if they keep on doing that to girls he will tell Principle and teachers on what they did, will he help with Eri and stop Sir Nighteyes from dying and Mirio from losing his quirk and will Gar have Tapu Fini to help All Might, Kota, Gran Tronio, Eraserhead, President Mic and Midnight to talk to there love one just for one last and Oboro will give President Pic, Eraserhead, and Midnight some information to help them with the War arc

A- Okay, I know I said I wouldn't answer any guest review, but I'll make an exception for just this one. So first off I was kind of confused on what you were trying to ask, so I'll try and dissect it piece by piece and answer what I can understand.

Gar will help out during the Stain fight.

has his own methods that involve dealing with perverts.

3. He will be there during the Eri rescue mission and help take down the Yakuza.

4. I can't say anything about Nighteye or Mirio since that's a spoiler.

5. I don't know what you mean with Tapu Fini?

6. Not sure what you're trying to say here.

7. Gar will be a part of the War Arc.


Welp, that's everything. Hope that answered as much as possible. If you have more questions, send me a review so I can PM you. Thanks for reading and all your questions and for your continued patience with my upload schedule. As an added bonus, I'm going to add or re-add my filler chapter from last wehn I had my other extended Hiatus with another for your shit-posting pleasure.

So Enjoy that too!


Gar stood there with his head down in shame as he held a piece of paper in his hands. While Kaminair and Mineta danced around his stiff body in a joyful manner. Skipping and laughing and rubbing it into Gar even more. Eventually Gar dropped his shame and tearful face for aggravation and tears as he told the two of them to knock it off!

"How can we not? We won the bet!", Kaminair cheered!

"We won! We won! We won, we won, we won!", Mineta chanted!

"That doesn't mean you have to rub the salt deeper into my wound.", Gar pouted.

"Of course it does. That's just so when you take your punishment, it'll sting less.", Kaminair told him.

"But do I really have to do this?!", Gar gestured to the paper in his hands.

"Yep.", Kaminair says simply.

"Every last word?"

"Every last word."

"For my sake I pray to Arceus that Aizawa or Nezu isn't there. Good thing I won't have to do it face-to-face.", Gar shivers in relife.

"It won't be that bad dude.", Mineat tried to reassure him while patting the back of his leg.

"But you two better pray to Arceus that I don't win our next bet! Cause then, I'll make you two suffer!", Gar says to them in a dangerous hissed tone as his face became shadowed over! Causing both to back away, their faces pale as they swallow dryly.

Gar takes a calming breath as he glooks to Rotom floating by his face and says to himself, "Here goes nothing."


Class 1-A Chat Room

PKMN Trainer has joined the group

PKMN Trainer: I've come to make an announcement!

Deku: Oh hey Gar. Whats up?

Uravity: What's so important?

Engium: Hello Gar-san, what is it that you have to tell us? I hope it's nothing too serious after everything that's been happening.

Ground Zero: Who the fuck let purple fucker onto the chat! Don't I have to deal with him enough as is?!

Engium: Bakugou! First off, language! Second, let Gar-san speak. Whatever it is, it must be important. And third, he's just as much a part of our class as you are.

Ground Zero: Whatever.

PKMN Trainer: Bakugou Katskui is a bitch ass mother fucker!

Deku: what

Uravity: What?

Earjack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Holy shit! I did not see that coming!

Pinky: Where has this side of Gar been?

Engium: Oh my god! Gar-san! What is with that fowl language! And why are you directing it at Bakugou? What did he do?

Tsukuyomi: Better question. What hasn't he done?

Ground Zero: What.

The.

FUCK!

WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD CALL ME THAT! AND OVER THE DAME PHONE!?

IN A TEXT!

YOU COWARD! COME HERE AND FIGHT ME!

Engium: I agree with Bakugou. In the context rather than the form.

Perhaps you can explain what he did so we can remedy this? Before this escalates again.

PKMN Trainer: He pissed on my fucking wife! *Insert pic of Gardevoir*

Uravity: What?! Bakugou, WHAT!?

Deku: Kacchan did what?

Froppy: Im sorry. But Bakugou-kun did what to Gar's what?

Engium: bvufglinugjvtfaliuhuy

That's it. I've got nothing.

Ground Zero: Fuck you I pissed on your wife! I never fucking did that shit!

Pinky: Holy crap! This just went from good to great!

Ear Jack: I'm literally dying right now!

Creati: How vulgar!

I wasn't going to comment due to Gar's current language. But now I can't, seeing he has some justification to it. For shame Bakugou-kun.

Invisible Girl: Bakugou! How could you!? You don't just pee on someone. Especially their wife!

Ground Zero: Fuck the both of you! I never pissed on his wife or anyone's bitch!

Cellphoneage: Are we all really going to ignore the fact Gar is married to a pokemon?

Which is essentially an animal.

And he himself said dating a pokemon is considered taboo?

Anima: Gar, are you pulling a prank on us? Please tell me it's just a prank. If not I won't be able to look at you the same way again.

PKMN Trainer: That's right! He took his charred, fiery, explosive dick out!

And he is pissed!

On my fucking!

Wife!

Ear Jack: If this keeps up, I'm gonna piss myself!

Invisible girl: bgbuygiufoiugi

Pinky: HAHAHAHAH!

Uravity: despite the context. This is pretty funny.

Creati: No Uraraka, not you too!

Froppy: it is a little funny.

Creatie: Oh geez! Is everyone I know a degenerate that likes toilet humor!?

I better get Mr. Aizawa and Prinicle Nezu before this gets out of hand.

Tentcrole: Before what exactly? We all pee ourselves or choke on our own spit.

Ground Zero: Have you been talking about my fucking dick! OH MY GOD! WHEN I SEE YOU ITS IS ON SIGHT!

Froppy: Is that what it really looks like Bakugou-kun?

Ground Zero: Shut the hell up, frog!

PKMN Trainer: And he said his dick was-THIS BIG!

Uravity: What?

Red Riot: WHAT!

Deku: Kacchan. Is that true?

Ground Zero: Of fucking coruse not!

Ear Jack: Is there anything else you wanna tell us, Bakugou-kun?

Ground Zero: Fuck no!

PKMN Trainer: And I said that's disgusting!

Red Riot: Super unmanly bro.

Creati: He's not wrong. That really is gross to say aloud

Ground Zero: I didnt fucking say that!

PKMN Trainer: So I'm making a call out post on my twitter . com

Froppy: Gar has a twitter account?

Deku: Who knew?

PKMN Trainer: Bakugou Katsuki! You have a small dick! It's the size of this Flabebe, except way smaller! *Insert pic of Flabebe*

Ground Zero: Is that supposed to insult me?

Deku: Uh, Kacchan. That flower the pokemon is sitting on is only two inches tall or less depending on the flower.

Ground Zero: WHAT?! My dick is WAY bigger than that!

Cellphoneage: Dude. Ew.

Red Riot: TMI Bakugou-bro.

PKMN Trainer: And guess what. Here's what my dong looks like! *Insert pic of mega Rayquaza* PAWOOOSH!

Cellphoneage: Holy shit!

Ear Jack: I can't! I can't! I'm dying! I'm dying so hard that death is jealous!

Uravity: I'm definitely gonna pee if this keeps going.

Pinky:Cant

Type

Or

Breath

Engium: Everyone please! You're not making this any better for the rest of us!

PKMN Trainer: Thats right baby! All points! No char! No Explosions! Look at it. It looks like two Voltorb and an Ekans!

Deku: Two voltorb and an-

Oh wait! I get it now.

Cellphoneage: Cleaver.

Ground Zero: Will both of you assholes shut the fuck up!

AIZAWA and NEZU have joined the group

Engium: Oh thank god!

Deku: And Arceus.

Aizawa: Okay, you kids better have a good reason to wake me during my off time.

Creatie: Scroll up.

Nezu: Scroll up? Okay.

Nezu: Oh dear!

Aizawa: I'm not sure who I should punish now. Bakugou or Gar.

Ground Zero: I!

DIDN'T!

DO!

SHIT!

Nezu: Language.

Bakugou: How would you like to be in my shoes! HUH!

Nezu: Well they probably wouldn't fit. Soooooo-

PKMN Trainer: He fucked my wife so guess what! Im gonna fuck the earth!

Nezu: That's not physically possible.

Aizawa: Midoryia, please don't tell me there's a pokemon that can do that.

Deku: There isn't.

At least to my knowledge.

Engium: That's not reassuring at all.

PKMN Trainer: *Insert Video of laser beam being charged up in space*

Aizawa: Wait. What the heck is this?

Nezu: I have a bad feeling about this.

Garfield, before you do anything irrational. Let's take a step back and try to handle this in a more civil manner. I know you are angry over your….wife. but aggressively having sexually inercourse with the earth isn't a justifiable reaction.

Engium: Midoriya! Try and talk some sense into him! Your closest to him!

Deku: I Um

Please stop.

PKMN Trainer: This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! *Insert video of laser firing*

Aizawa: OH SHIT!

Creati: OH GOD!

Engium: OH NO!

Ground Zero: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Deku: GAR NO! PLEASE!

Anima: WERE ALL DEAD!

Nezu: Garfield, I demand you cease this before WE have to do something drastic!

PKMN Trainer: Except I'm not pissing on the earth. I'm going higher. *Insert video of laser missing earth*

Deku: Oh thank god it missed!

Engium: That was too close!

Shoto: Wait. what's higher than the earth?

PKMN Trainer: I'm pissing on the MOON! *insert video of moon getting blasted*

Pinky: Holy shit!

Creati: Gar! Don't you think all this is a little much for a retaliation against Bakugou for just peeing on your pokemonon wife!?

Ground Zero: I DIDN'T PEE ON HIS FUCKING WIFE!

I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T!

Pinky: I can't stop laughing!

Invisible girl: I can't breath!

Engium: This isn't funny at all! This is serious!

Shoto: Gar destroyed the moon, who would've thought.

Aizawa: We're never gonna hear the end of this, are we?

Nezu: I don't think so.

PKMN Trainer: How'd ya like that Nezu! I pissed on the moon you IDIOT!

Nezu: First off, it was completely uncalled for to call me an idiot. Second, I don't like it one bit!

The government of Japan is going to wring our necks for sure!

Cellphoneage: I'm too young to be a chicken!

PKMN Trainer: You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplest, hit the fucking earth. Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Ear Jack: Abydiuqeydoegf

Pinky: Kkfdnhadiig

Uravity: Iughdiughlru

Invisible Girl: Hdgiustdxgh

Red Riot: Either our class has gained a sense of dark humor, or gone batshit crazy!

Tsukuyomi : For an update; Iida is going through a comtos extensentail crisis, a good portion of the girls are either unconscious, in the bathroom, choking or losing their shit from how hard they're laughing. Sato, Shoji, and Koda have all gone blue screened. Sero and Kirishima are also losing their shit and cant even function. I'm pretty sure that explosion I heard was from Bakugou. And even dark shadows can't stop laughing.

Creati: I think we have bigger problems to worry about right now!

Aizawa: Gar pissed on the MOON!

Shoto: What a time to be alive.

Deku: What are we gonna do!?

PKMN Trainer: Hey guys.

Engium: GAR! WHY DID YOU PISS ON THE MOON!

PKMN Trainer: No I didn't.

Aizawa: Look at the moon Gar! it's in half from how hard you pissed on it!

Nezu: Garfield.

PKMN Trainer: Yes Nezu?

Nezu: This had better be a joke or I swear I'm gonna-

PKMN Trainer: It is.

Nezu: Pardon?

PKMN Trainer: It is a joke. All of it. Every last bit.

Deku: What?

Engium: What?

Uravity: What?

Ground Zero: What?

Aizawa: What?

Cellphonage: Oh thank fuck!

Anima: My heart! I swear I was gonna die!

Shoto: So you didn't-?

PKMN Trainer: Katskui didn't piss on my wife, I'm not married to a pokemon, and I didn't destroy the moon by pissing on it.

Ground Zero: I TOLD YOU ALL! I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL! BUT DID YOU LISTEN?

NO! CAUSE YOU ALL THINK IM SOME SORTA OF A DEGENERATE!

Froppy: That's because you are.

Aizawa: Bakugou, not now.

Uravity: But what about the videos you sent us?

PKMN Trainer: That's just something Rotom whipped up quickly.

Creati: Rotom made those? But they were so realistic.

PKMN Trainer: Rotom has many talents.

Ground Zero: AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO ALL THIS!

Engium: I'm curious myself? Despite my better judgment.

Aizawa: Yes, I might just lessen your punishment for this little scare if you explain now.

PKMN Trainer: I can't. I've been instructed not to.

Ground Zero: You lost a bet to Dunce face and the purple midget, didnt you?

PKMN Trainer: You didn't hear it from me.

Aizawa: I'll have a talk with them later.

Deku: I'm just glad this crisis never happened.

Nezu: And for the future Garfeild. Never do this again.

PKMN Trainer:I make no promises.


And here's an alternate one cause I love you all!


Gar stood there with his head down in shame as he held a piece of paper in his hands. While Kaminair and Mineta danced around his stiff body in a joyful manner. Skipping and laughing and rubbing it into Gar even more. Eventually Gar dropped his shame and tearful face for aggravation and tears as he told the two of them to knock it off!

"How can we not? We won the bet!", Kaminair cheered!

"We won! We won! We won, we won, we won!", Mineta chanted!

"That doesn't mean you have to rub the salt deeper into my wound.", Gar pouted.

"Of course it does. That's just so when you take your punishment, it'll sting less.", Kaminair told him.

"But do I really have to do this?!", Gar gestured to the paper in his hands.

"Yep.", Kaminair says simply.

"Every last word?"

"Every last word."

"For my sake I pray to Arceus that Aizawa or Nezu isn't there. Good thing I won't have to do it face-to-face.", Gar shivers in relife.

"It won't be that bad dude.", Mineat tried to reassure him while patting the back of his leg.

"But you two better pray to Arceus that I don't win our next bet! Cause then, I'll make you two suffer!", Gar says to them in a dangerous hissed tone as his face became shadowed over! Causing both to back away, their faces pale as they swallow dryly.

Gar takes a calming breath as he glooks to Rotom floating by his face and says to himself, "Here goes nothing."


Class 1-A Chat Room

PKMN Trainer has joined the group

PKMN Trainer: H-Hey Everyone!

Deku: Hey Gar.

Uravity: Hi Gar.

Engium: Greetings Gar. I see you finally decided to join our group chat.

Ground Zero: oh what the fuck!? Why the hell is the purple fucker here!

Don't I get enough out of him from the day! Now I have to be in tg same fucking group chat!?

Who the fuck even invited him!

Engium: Bakugou, language! We all know you don't get along with Gar

Ear Jack: anti that the understatement of the year.

Engium: but like it or not, Gar is a part of our class. He should be invited to all things that we do. Whether it be school or over the phone.

Froppy: you know it almost seemed like Gar wanted to tell us something.

Pinky: OH! Spill the tea!

Twinkling: Did someone say tea?

PKMN Trainer: Guess what? I know you all wanna buy my stocks.

Deku: ?

Uravity: No

Engium: What

Ground Zero: The fuck

Octopus: Gar has...stocks?

Ojiro: Seems like it. But stocks in what?

Pinky: What are stocks?

Cellphoneage: Sounds complicated.

Creati: It is. But since Gar does have 'stocks' I would like to buy some if they are valid enough.

PKMN Trainer: But FUCK YOU! I am keeping the stocks.

Creati: What!?

Ear Jack: Wow. that took a 180 real fast.

Engium: GAR! That was completely uncalled for!

Shoto: And why would you tell us about your 'stocks' if you just gonna keep them.

PKMN Trainer: That's right you ugly little girl, I HATE YOU!

Creati: Gar please stop! You're hurting my feelings!

Ear Jack: OKAY! That's it! You're really crossing the line now pokemon man!

Deku: Gar?! Where is this coming from?

Pinky: Why ya gotta be so mean.

PKMN Trainer: AND YOUR STUPID NOSE!

Uravity: Oh gosh guys, I can hear Momo crying inside her room.

Ear Jack: Okay. NOW YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!

When I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA PLUG MY EARPHONES INTO VERY ORIFICE YOU HAVE!

REPEATEDLY!

Twinkling: You should definitely run Monsieur Garfeild. I've felt her sting once before. And it's no less pleasant to think about.

Ground Zero: This is the best thing ever.

Shoto: If bakugou is enjoying Gar's little...whatever, then I think the time for worry is now.

Ground Zero: SHUT IT ICY HOT!

Froppy: I wonder if Gar has cracked?

PKMN Trainer: Im taking everything from you-GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!

Uravity: What?!

Pinky: Hell NO!

Froppy: Yep, he finally cracked

Cellphoneage: From what?! You almost make it sound like It should have happened sooner or you were expecting it.

Froppy: The pressure, the stress, Bakugou-kuns influence.

Ground Zero: SHUT IT FROG!

PKMN Trainer: I'm taking over Victoria Secret!

Invisible girl: Anyone else kinda expecting Mineta to pop in and say, No!

Red Riot: Yep.

Froppy: Totally

Shoji: Absolutely

Deku: Where is he and Kaminair anyway? They're not online.

Engium: Lets try not to think about it

PKMN Trainer: I'm taking over Best Buy!

Deku: NO!

Shoto: All Might merch?

Deku: ALL MIGHT MERCH!

PKMN Trainer: The news is mine! And everyone else can leave!

Engium: NO! NOT THE NEWS!

Cellphoneage: Eh, we could do without it honestly

Pinky: Leave? Leave to where?

Anima: I don't like where this is going

Ground Zero: You kidding? I'm loving every moment of this!

Uravity: No surprise to you, captain oblivion.

Ground Zero: Come and say that to my face ROUND FACE!

PKMN Trainer: You see that planet?

Engium: What planet?

PKMN Trainer: *Insert video of a planet in space*

Engium: Oh.

Ear Jack: Why did you ask?

PKMN Trainer: I'M TAKING IT TOO!

Erd Riot: How?

Froppy: Midoriya?

Deku: Their...might be one or two pokemon that could do that….maybe

Engium: That is, I'm getting Aizawa sensei and Principe Nezu.

Aizawa Has Joined the Chat

Aizawa: No need I'm already here.

Tsukuyomi: So do you know what's happening?

Aizawa: My phones have been blowing up with texts faster than I can drift into my nap. So which one of you wants to jump me up to speed.

Pinky: Gar's snapped and is taking over. He even took a fucking planet!

Aizawa: Run that by me again.

PKMN Trainer: It looks like a fucking Walnut. BLAM! And it busted a nut then and there! *insert video of planet exploding into mock face of a Gyarados*

Aizawa: I don't get paid enough for this.

Engium: MR AIZAWA! WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS!

PKMN Trainer: Ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA! *Insert video of laser in mouth charging*

Deku: Gar stop laughing!

Anima: This isn't funny!

Red Riot: Yeah, this is super unmanly of you! You were like my top three for most manly guys I know!

Ground Zero: This is hilarious! Who knew he'd snap this hard!

Uravity: BAKUGOU!

Froppy: I did

Uravity: Tsuyu!

Aizawa: Enough, all of You!

Gar, I understand you under a lot of stress and pressure and it's finally taken a toll on you. I'd snap too. But you shouldn't allow this to be what makes you act.

So let's just calm down and talk things out. It doesn't have to go this way.

Deku: Please listen to Aizawa Sensi, Gar!

PKMN Trainer: Now. DIE! *Insert video of laser firing*

Shoto: Welp. Were dead

Octopus: Good try anyway Sensi

Pinky: It was nice knowing you guys

Aizawa: Dammit Gar

Ground Zero: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAJBYBUGIUHYGKU

PKMN Trainer: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Engium: DON'T MAKE SOUND EFFECTS!

PKMN Trainer: *insert video of laser missing the earth*

Ear Jack: Oh thank god it missed

Twinkling: Crisis averted

Shoto: But what was he actually aiming for?

PKMN Trainer: *insert iseo of laer destroying half of the moon* FUCK YOU MOON, YOU NEVER HAD THE CHEESE I WANTED!

Ground Zero: What the hell?! Holy shit! HA HA HA HA HA!

I can't breath!

Uravity: Oh yeah, he's definitely snapped!

Engium: Should I tell him? About the moon?

Creati: I think he's beyond that point

PKMN Trainer: I hope your ready to die, cause it's gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out.

Pinky: Evangelion?

Oh sweet! I love that Anime!

Oh no, wait!

Shit! Thats bad!

Ear Jack: How bad is bad?

Invisible Girl: Like skyscraper sized angels that want to wipe out humanity, bad!

Deku: Sensi, what do we do now?

Aizawa: I...have no idea.

Tsukuyomi: I can still hear Bakugou laughing from his room

Ground Zero: Quit your evse dropping Emo Bird!

PKMN Trainer: Hey guys.

Engium: GAR! WHY DID YOU DESTROY THE MOON OVER NOT BEING AMD A CHEESE

PKMN Trainer: No I didn't.

Ear Jack: Look at the moon Gar! it's in half from that laser you used on it!

Creati: Anyone else wonder where he got a space station with enough power to bust a celestial sphere?

Aizawa: Garfield.

PKMN Trainer: Yes Aizawa?

Aizawa: This had better be a joke or I swear Im gonna-

PKMN Trainer: It is.

Aizawl: Pardon?

PKMN Trainer: It is a joke. All of it. Every last bit.

Deku: What?

Engium: What?

Uravity: What?

Ground Zero: What?

Cellphonage: Oh thank fuck!

Anima: My heart! I swear I was gonna die!

Ground Zero: Holy fucking shit! This just gets better and better!

Shoto: So you didn't-?

PKMN Trainer: No I didn't destroy the Moon with a giant laser in the shape of a Garyados. I have cracked...yet. And I didn't mean a thing I said before. And those videos you saw were made by Rotom.

Creati: So you-?

PKMN Trainer: No Momo. I dont think you nose is stupid or your worst feature

Creati: Thank you Gar

PKMN Trainer: Your ear are

Creati: WHAT!?

PMNK Trainer is offline

Cellphoneage: Cold.

Pinky: Yep, that's the Gar we know and love.

Deku: Anyone else wonder why he did this little scare?

Ear Jack: My guess, the only two people who weren't on this chat.

Aizawa: Then I'll have a chat with them

Ojiro: After your nap?

Aizawa: Naturally

Pinky: Called it!

Aizawa: Now get offline so I can sleep.