Chapter 3: 'Lucy In The Sky'

Chapter 3 already? Yes. I have decided to write another chapter hours after I uploaded the previous one. This one will focus on Ted. Enjoy or suffer.


It has been two hours. Ted has planned his moves, and had recited them many times. After a few pep talks with the mirror, he was ready-ish.

Ted opened his cage and flew over to Lucy.

''Hi,'', he said nervously,

Lucy smiled back and cheerfully said, ''Hey…What's your name again?'',

''Ted.'', he answered.

''Ah, that's right.'', she chuckled

''She's so cute when she laughs'', thought Ted

''Anyways, I was thinking that we should get to know each other. So what do you like doing?'', said Ted,

''Well, nothing much really.'', she answered,


They continued chatting for an hour and a half. They both were quite surprised by how much time had elapsed. Ted invited Lucy to watch a movie with him, to which Lucy agreed.

''So what movie are we going to watch?'', she asked, as Ted browsed through the DVD cases. He found a movie that they'd like: Airplane! He pulled out the DVD case (Don't ask how a cockatiel could do that. Don't question it, just accept it), and they looked at the cover: The image of a Boeing 707 tied in a knot.

''Oh you'll love this!'', Ted said in an excited tone,

''What's it about?'', asked Lucy

''it's a spoof of disaster films. Its about an airplane, and there's some sickness on board. Chaos ensues, it is absolutely hilarious.'', he answered.

''Ooh, I like comedy films.'', Lucy was clearly intrigued.

''Wait here'', Ted headed off and got Simon. He wrote on a sticky note: 'Me and Lucy want to watch Airplane! Wanna watch?'

''Hell yes!'', exclaimed Simon. He got up, Ted on his shoulder, and walked to the loungeroom. There he put the movie on, and they watched it.

The credits were rolling, and they had laughed so many times.

''Wow that was so funny!'', Lucy said chuckling,

''Yeah,'', Ted agreed.

The two continued chatting and watching TV until night. Lucy headed off to her cage.

''Goodnight Ted'', ''Goodnight Lucy''. She flew off, and went into her little sleeping pouch/bed. Ted headed to the computer and told his friends about his day.


21/04/2020

DUE TO BEING A BUNCH OF HIPPIES, I HAD TO REMOVE THIS CHATROOM SEGMENT. I WILL REVIVE IT AS A SKYPE CALL AT A LATER DATE. SORRY. BY THE WAY THE CONVERSATION IS SAVED ONTO MY COMPUTER. PM ME AND I WILL GLADLY SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL CHAPTER IN WORD DOCUMENT FORM.


And that concludes chapter 3. This format should work, as a hybrid between chatroom and proper story. The chatroom, is the most comedic part, whilst the story portions contain the actual story. Not all chapters will be like this though, but most will. UPDATE: I WON'T INCLUDE CHATROOM SEQUENCES, I WILL ADD SKYPECALLS THOUGH. IF I CAN'T DO THAT THEN I WILL ABONDON THIS STORY...MAYBE.

Until next time, goodbye.