Dr. Watson sighed, ready to relax and read a book. Taking a sip from his cup of tea, he absent-mindedly went to sit down on his favorite chair.

"Get off, Watson!" the chair yelled and promptly threw him, where he landed in a heap on the ground, stunned and tea forgotten. Chairs talking. Well THAT was new. Wait… that had definitely not felt like a chair….and that voice… "If I'd known you'd be that happy to see me, I would have dressed for the occasion."

"SHERLOCK!"