Miley and her parents are in their car one morning and they are driving to Caillou's house after eating breakfast. A week ago, Miley hosted a Meet Hannah Montana contest and Caillou won it. Now, Miley is unhappy because it means she has to spend a whole day with Caillou.

"Mom, Dad, I don't want to do this!" Miley whines.

"You have to, Miley," Robbie Ray says. "You agreed to spend the day with whoever won that contest."

"But it doesn't make sense! Why does a 4 year old boy want to meet Hannah Montana?"

"He probably wants a friend, Miley," Susan says.

"He should be making friends his own age then! I'm a teenager and when people hear about me playing with him, they're going to think I'm weird!"

"It's only for a day, Miley," Robbie Ray says. "We know you don't like the situation but we want you to make the best out of it."

"Why can't we just tell the kid he's disqualified?" Miley whines.

"Because it's irresponsible and it'll upset him,"

"I'm okay with that,"

"Miley Stewart, you know better," Susan scolds.

"I don't care. It's not fair for me to have to babysit him," Miley whines.

"You're the one who wanted the contest. You'll honor your commitment and show this boy a good time,"

"What if I don't?"

"You'll have to live with the guilt of breaking a 4 year old kid's heart," Robbie Ray retorts.

"And you won't get to be Hannah Montana anymore," Susan adds.

"Uggggghhhhh, fine, I'll do it," Miley groans.


Miley and her parents are now at Caillou's house. They have just met Caillou's parents and they are all in the living room.

"We're glad you're here, Miley," Boris says. "Caillou has been really looking forward to today."

"Caillou, Miley is here!" Doris calls.

"YAAAY!" Caillou cheers, coming into the room.

"What kind of name is Caillou and why is he bald?" Miley mutters to herself. Her parents hear her and give her dirty looks that make her cringe.

"You did a good job of winning that contest, Caillou," Boris says. "Now, you get to spend the whole day with Miley. Are you excited?"

"Yeah!" Caillou cheers. "We're going to have lots of fun! We might even be friends!"

"Yeah, right," Miley mutters to herself.

"Remember what we talked about, Miley," Robbie Ray says. "Be good today and play nice with Caillou. We'll be back tonight to pick you up."

"If I survive until then,"

"That's our baby girl," Susan says before leaving the house with Robbie Ray.

"You two play nice now," Doris says before leaving the room with Boris.

"I'm glad we get to spend the day together, Miley," Caillou says. "Do you want to meet my sister and my cat?"

"I might as well since I'm stuck here," Miley says.


Miley and Caillou are now in Rosie's room. Rosie is playing with her toys.

"That's Rosie," Caillou says, pointing to Rosie.

"Hi, Rosie. I'm Miley," Miley says, leaning close to Rosie and patting her. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME!"

"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"

"No, I got a bump on my head!" Miley whines.

"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get a Band-Aid.

"What was that for?" Miley scolds. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle again, worsening her bump. "OOOWWW!"

"Here you go," Caillou says, coming back into the room and giving Miley a Band-Aid.

"Thanks," Miley says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.

"Do you have any brothers or sisters?" Caillou asks.

"No, I'm an only child," Miley says.

"Look, there's Gilbert," Caillou says, pointing to Gilbert as he comes into the room.

"Hi, Gilbert. I'm Miley," Miley says, leaning close to Gilbert and petting him. Gilbert bites Miley. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME!"

"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"

"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" Miley whines.

"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room again to get another Band-Aid.

"What was that for?" Miley scolds. Gilbert bites her again, worsening her bite mark. "OOOWWW!"

"Here you go," Caillou says, coming back into the room again and giving Miley another Band-Aid.

"Thanks," Miley says, putting the Band-Aid on her bite mark.

"Do you have any pets?" Caillou asks.

"Yeah, I have a horse named Blue Jeans," Miley says.

"Wow, I like horses. Let's go to my room and play some board games!"


Miley and Caillou are now in Caillou's room. Rosie and Gilbert are there to watch them play. Gilbert has his tail in Miley's butt so he can mess her up.

"What do you want to play first?" Miley asks.

"Let's play Candy Land," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Candy Land. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Chutes and Ladders," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Chutes and Ladders. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Trouble," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Trouble. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Hi Ho Cherry-o," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Hi Ho Cherry-o. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Ants In The Pants," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Ants In The Pants. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Bananagrams," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Bananagrams. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Don't Break The Ice," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Don't Break The Ice. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Colorama," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Colorama. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Qwirkle," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Qwirkle. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Snail's Pace Race," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Snail's Pace Race. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I want to play something else," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play Let's Go Fishing," Caillou suggests.

Miley and Caillou play Let's Go Fishing. Caillou wins and Miley loses. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I don't want to play any more board games," Miley whines.

"Okay, let's play with my blocks," Caillou suggests.


Miley and Caillou build a big block tower. Right before they finish it, Rosie knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Miley.

"ROSIE!" Miley yells.

"It's okay. She was just playing," Caillou says.

"That's what you said when she hit me!"

"Let's build another tower,"

Miley and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Gilbert knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Miley.

"GILBERT!" Miley yells.

"It's okay. He was just playing," Caillou says.

"That's what you said when he bit me!"

"Let's build another tower,"

Miley and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Caillou knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Miley.

"CAILLOU!" Miley yells.

"Sorry, Miley, it was an accident," Caillou says. "Let's build another tower."

Miley and Caillou build another big block tower and this time, they finish it.

"Yay, we did it!" Caillou cheers.

"And nobody knocked it down this time," Miley says. The tower collapses by itself and all the blocks fall on her. "I don't want to play blocks anymore."

"Okay, let's watch TV. Sesame Street is coming on,"


Miley and Caillou are now watching Sesame Street on TV.

"Can we please watch something else?" Miley begs. "I'm too old for Sesame Street."

"No, it's my favorite show and I want to watch it!" Caillou yells. Rosie and Gilbert come over to him and Miley. "Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert. Do you want to watch TV with us?"

"No, they just want to pick on me some more," Miley mutters.

"Rosie, you can sit on Miley's lap and Gilbert, you can sit on mine," Caillou says.

Rosie sits on Miley's lap and Gilbert sits on Caillou's lap. Rosie starts pulling Miley's hair.

"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE!" Miley yells. Rosie farts on her. "EEEWWW! SHE FARTED ON ME!"

"Let's switch. I'll take Rosie and you take Gilbert," Caillou suggests.

Rosie and Gilbert switch laps. Gilbert starts hitting Miley's face with his tail.

"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, GILBERT!" Miley yells. Gilbert farts on her. "EEEWWW! HE FARTED ON ME!"

"Let's do this. Gilbert, you sit on Rosie's lap, she's already on mine, and I'll sit on Miley's," Caillou suggests.

Gilbert sits on Rosie's lap and Caillou sits on Miley's lap.

"Much better," Miley says. Caillou farts on her. "Sweet niblets."


When Sesame Street ends, Boris and Doris take Miley, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert to the park. They ride the car there and Miley rides in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Miley sits between Caillou and Rosie and Gilbert sits on Miley's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Miley. Caillou talks to her nonstop, Rosie pulls her hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits her face with his tail nonstop. Miley, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now having a picnic lunch after arriving at the park.

"What are we having for lunch?" Miley asks.

"Mommy and Daddy made us some baloney sandwiches," Caillou says.

"Dang it. I don't like baloney," Miley whines.

"I do. It's my favorite," Caillou says.

"Is that the only kind we have?" Miley asks.

"Yep, here you go," Caillou says, giving Miley a sandwich.

"Oh well, at least it's food," Miley mutters. She tries to eat her sandwich but Rosie throws her rattle at her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! ROSIE!" Miley yells. Rosie steals her sandwich. "That's my sandwich! Give it back!"

"Rosie wanted a sandwich too. Here's another one," Caillou says, giving Miley another sandwich.

Miley tries to eat her sandwich but Gilbert bites her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! GILBERT!" Miley yells. Gilbert steals her sandwich. "That's my sandwich! Give it back!"

"Gilbert wanted a sandwich too. Here's another one," Caillou says, giving Miley another sandwich.

"Are there any more sandwiches?" Miley asks, seeing that the bread on her sandwich is grainy.

"No, there were only four,"

"I don't like grain bread. Can we switch?"

"No, I don't like it either,"

"Can I just have half of yours then?"

"No, it's my sandwich! If you don't want yours, don't eat it!" Caillou yells.

"Fine, be that way," Miley mutters. She tries to eat her sandwich but someone from behind her steals it. "Hey!" Miley yells. She turns around and sees that Andre has her sandwich. "Give that back, you little turd!"

"Make me!" Andre yells, running off. Miley chases him and runs in front of him and then, she pushes him down and steals back her sandwich.

"Do that again and you'll wish you were never born!" Miley threatens. Andre starts crying and his parents come over to him.

"Andre, what's wrong?" Andre's mom asks.

"She pushed me down and stole my sandwich!" Andre cries, pointing at Miley. His parents give her dirty looks.

"You did what?" Andre's dad yells.

"He's lying! It's my sandwich and he stole it!" Miley whines.

"You horrible monster, do you enjoy bullying little kids?" Andre's mom scolds.

"You apologize to our son and give him back his sandwich right now or we'll call your parents and the police," Andre's dad orders.

"Fine, I'm sorry for pushing you. Here's your sandwich back," Miley says, giving the sandwich back to Andre, who blows a raspberry at her. "Can I please have half of it?"

"No, it's mine! Get your own!" Andre yells, repeatedly stomping on Miley's foot.

"OOOWWW! But I have nothing to eat!" Miley whines. Andre runs off with her sandwich again. Miley tries to chase him again but his parents stop her.

"Get lost!" Andre's mom orders, pushing Miley down.

"And stay away from Andre, you harpy!" Andre's dad yells.

Miley tries to get up but she can't because her foot hurts really bad so she crawls back over to her picnic.

"What happened to your sandwich, Miley?" Caillou asks.

"I decided I'm going to skip lunch today," Miley groans.


After their picnic lunch, Miley, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now walking around the park. Miley is pushing Rosie while she rides in her stroller.

"I hope nobody I know is here," Miley says.

"Look, there's my friend, Leo," Caillou says, pointing to Leo, who is walking around the park too. The group walks over to him. "Hi, Leo."

"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert," Leo greets.

"This is my new friend, Miley. I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with her,"

"Hi, Miley,"

"Hi, Leo," Miley greets.

"Do you want to play with us?" Caillou asks.

"Okay," Leo says.

Miley, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert keep walking around.

"Look, my other friends, Sarah and Clementine, are here too," Caillou says, pointing to Sarah and Clementine, who are playing in a sandbox.

"Oh no," Miley says, seeing Rico walk over to the sandbox.

"Who's that big kid?"

"That's Rico. He's a bully at my school,"

Sarah and Clementine are building a sandcastle and Rico knocks it down.

"Hey, that was our sandcastle!" Sarah yells.

"Why did you do that?" Clementine yells.

"Oops, how rude of me," Rico teases. "Let me rebuild it for you."

Rico fills a bucket with sand and dumps it all on Sarah and Clementine. They scream and run off crying and Rico laughs at what he did. Miley, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert walk over to him.

"Hey, that was mean," Caillou scolds.

"Yeah, those were our friends," Leo scolds.

"Where do you get off bullying little kids, Rico?" Miley scolds.

"You're one to talk after what you did to that fat kid, Miley," Rico retorts.

"He asked for it! He took my sandwich!"

"Yeah, sure. What are you even doing here anyway?"

"This kid won a contest and now, I have to spend the day with him," Miley says, pointing to Caillou.

"You're playing with a 4 year old? Are you really that desperate for friends, Miley?" Rico teases.

"Shut up, Rico. I have friends my own age, something you'll never have," Miley retorts.

"I think you should tell Sarah and Clementine you're sorry for what you did," Caillou scolds.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Rico asks.

"Caillou,"

"Caillou? What kind of stupid name is that?"

"It's not stupid,"

"Yeah, it is. Your head looks like a beach ball too. You'd better grow some hair before someone kicks it into a net,"

Rico starts laughing and Caillou starts crying.

"You made Caillou cry!" Leo scolds.

"Miley's right. You're a bully," Caillou whines.

"So what if I am, baldy? What are you going to do about it?" Rico teases. Rosie throws her rattle at him and he gives her a dirty look. "You want a piece of me, you little turd?" Rico threatens. Rosie blows a raspberry at him. "That's it! You asked for it!" Rico yells. He runs away with the stroller and Rosie starts screaming.

"He took Rosie!" Caillou yells.

"Get back here, Rico!" Miley orders.

"Make me!" Rico orders. Miley, Caillou, Leo, and Gilbert chase him as he runs into a street.

"Give us back my sister!" Caillou orders.

"Leave her alone, Rico!" Miley orders.

"Okay, I'll leave her alone," Rico teases. He gets out of the street but leaves Rosie in it.

"Why are you leaving her in the street?" Caillou asks.

"That's why," Leo says, pointing to a truck that is approaching Rosie.

"You're going to let her get run over?" Miley yells.

"Yep, that's what she gets for messing with me!" Rico teases. He laughs until Gilbert gets mad and attacks him. "AAAHHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!"

Gilbert bites and scratches Rico nonstop. Rosie starts crying because the truck is getting closer to her and she can't get out of her stroller.

"Miley, you have to get Rosie before that truck gets her!" Caillou yells.

"Why me?" Miley asks.

"Leo and I can't go into the street! You're the only one who can save her!"

"Fine, I'll do it,"

Miley runs into the street and gets Rosie out of it. Rico goes into the street while Gilbert tries to claw his eyeballs out.

"Now, the truck is going after Gilbert!" Caillou yells.

"I ain't going after him. He can save himself," Miley says.

Gilbert runs out of the street and leaves Rico as a crying, bloody mess. The truck runs over Rico and kills him.

"Yay, it got Rico instead!" Caillou cheers.

"I think he's dead now," Leo says.

"Good. He deserves it," Miley says.

Sarah and Clementine come over to Miley, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert.

"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Leo," Sarah greets.

"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Caillou greets.

"Who's your new friend?" Clementine asks.

"This is Miley," Caillou says. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with her."

"Hi, Miley," Sarah greets.

"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Miley greets.

"Thanks for getting rid of that bully," Clementine says. "You can play with us if you want."


Miley, Caillou, Leo, Sarah, Clementine, Rosie, and Gilbert play on the playground for a while. During that time, a lot of bad things happen to Miley. She is prevented from getting a drink from the water fountain, she gets stuck in the tunnels and the kids have to pull her out, she gets splinters while climbing the wooden steps and gets burned while riding the metal slide, she gets spun too fast on the merry go round and throws up, she falls off the monkey bars and lands in a mud puddle, she falls off the trampoline and breaks her neck, she gets hit in the face while pushing the kids on the swings, and she gets hit with balls while the kids are playing in the ball pit. When everyone is done playing on the playground, the ice cream truck comes.

"Yay, ice cream!" Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine cheer as they and Gilbert run over to the ice cream truck.

"Ice cream sounds good right now," Miley says as she follows the kids and Gilbert while pushing Rosie in her stroller. After Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine get their ice cream, Miley goes up to the ice cream truck. "Can I have some strawberry ice cream?"

"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving Miley some strawberry ice cream on a cone.

Miley tries to eat her ice cream but Rosie throws her rattle at her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! ROSIE!" Miley yells. Rosie steals her ice cream. "That's my ice cream! Give it back!"

"Rosie wanted some ice cream too," Caillou says.

"Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?" Miley scolds Rosie before going back to the ice cream truck. "Can I have another strawberry ice cream?"

"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving Miley some more strawberry ice cream on a cone.

Miley tries to eat her ice cream but Gilbert bites her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! GILBERT!" Miley yells. Gilbert steals her ice cream. "That's my ice cream! Give it back!"

"Gilbert wanted some ice cream too," Caillou says.

"You're lucky you get a pass for killing off Rico," Miley scolds Gilbert before going back to the ice cream truck. "Can I have some more strawberry ice cream?"

"Sorry, we're all out. Here's some chocolate," the ice cream man says, giving Miley some chocolate ice cream on a cone.

"I don't like chocolate," Miley whines. "Can I have a different flavor?"

"No," the ice cream man says before driving off.

"Dang it. Oh well, at least it's food," Miley mutters. She tries to eat her ice cream but it falls off the cone and a bunch of ants crawl on it. Miley screams frustratedly and throws her cone into the air. The cone hits Andre, who is nearby.

"OOOWWW! Mommy, Daddy, that girl is picking on me again!" Andre cries, pointing to Miley.

"Sweet niblets," Miley mutters as Andre's parents approach her with dirty looks on their faces.

"You again! How dare you throw an ice cream cone at our son!" Andre's mom yells.

"I didn't mean to, I swear!" Miley protests. "I'm just hungry!"

"You want food? Here's a knuckle sandwich!" Andre's dad yells before punching Miley in the face. Miley falls backwards and lands on the chocolate ice cream she spilled. The ants crawl into her pants and start biting her butt. Miley runs off, scratching her butt and crying in pain.

"EEEWWW! She pooped in her pants!" Andre yells, pointing to the ice cream on Miley's pants.


When it is time to leave the park, Boris and Doris take Miley, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert back to their house. They ride the car there and Miley rides in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie and Gilbert. Miley sits between Caillou and Rosie and Gilbert sits on Miley's lap. Caillou, Rosie and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Miley. Caillou talks to her nonstop, Rosie pulls her hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits her face with his tail nonstop. Miley, Caillou, Boris, and Doris are now in the living room at home.

"I had fun at the park," Caillou says. "Did you have fun too, Miley?"

"Yeah, I had a blast," Miley mutters.

"We're glad you both had fun," Doris says.

"Now, it's time for your nap, Caillou," Boris says.

"Okay, we can play some more after my nap, Miley," Caillou says before going to his room.

"What am I supposed to do while he takes his nap?" Miley asks.

"You can go visit Mr. Hinkle," Boris says. "He's our next door neighbor."

"He left his hat here the other day," Doris says. "Why don't you return it to him?"

"I guess if I have nothing else to do," Miley says, taking the hat. She leaves Caillou's house and starts walking over to Mr. Hinkle's house. "Finally, I get a break from Caillou and this stupid play date. I'd go home if I knew how to get there from here and if I knew I wouldn't get in trouble," Miley mutters. When she arrives at Mr. Hinkle's house, she knocks on the front door and he answers it. "Hi, are you Mr. Hinkle?"

"Yes, who are you?" Mr. Hinkle asks.

"I'm Miley. Caillou's parents wanted me to give you this," Miley says, giving Mr. Hinkle his hat.

"You know Caillou?"

"Yeah, he won a contest and now, I have to spend the day with him,"

"Oh, that's nice. Do you want to come in?"

"Not really. I just wanted to give you your hat back,"

"Please come in," Mr. Hinkle begs. "I'm very lonely."

"I don't want to. I don't even want to be at Caillou's house," Miley protests, feeling uncomfortable.

"I insist you come in!" Mr. Hinkle orders, grabbing Miley.

"No, let me go! Somebody help me!" Miley cries, unable to escape because she is weak from hunger and thirst and her foot is still hurting.

Mr. Hinkle forces Miley into his house and locks the door. He punches her in the face and repeatedly stomps on her other foot and then, he ties her up with chains so she can't move and puts heavy duty duct tape over her mouth so she can't talk.

"Welcome to play time," Mr. Hinkle says evilly. "I hope you don't break easily like all my other toys do."

Mr. Hinkle starts torturing Miley. He rapes and molests her, shanks her, licks and spits on her, tickles her belly, puts pepper spray in her eyes, pees on her, body slams and piles on her, rides her like a horse and spanks her, cuts her fingernails and toenails off with pliers, force feeds her dog food and castor oil, electrocutes her, and ties her to a ceiling fan and spins her around until she throws up. When Mr. Hinkle is done with Miley, he unties her, rips the duct tape off of her mouth, and unlocks his front door.

"Thank you for playing with me, Miley," Mr. Hinkle says evilly. "We'll play some more next time you visit."

Miley leaves the house with a traumatized look on her face and walks like a zombie all the way back to Caillou's house.

"Hi, Miley," Caillou greets when Miley arrives back at his house. "Mommy and Daddy said you went to Mr. Hinkle's house while I took my nap. Did you have fun there?"

"Fun isn't the word I'd use," Miley shudders.

"What word would you use then?"

"It was a different kind of fun. You're too young to understand,"


Miley and Caillou continue playing and more bad things happen to Miley. She gives Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert piggyback rides and they all poop on her, she and Caillou play with coloring books and Rosie and Gilbert mess up her pictures, she and Caillou play hide and seek and Rosie and Gilbert help him win by messing her up, and she is prevented from resting and forced by Rosie and Gilbert to play pretend with Caillou. At the end of the day, Miley's parents arrive back at Caillou's house. Miley is now in the living room with them along with Caillou and his parents.

"Did you have a fun day with Miley, Caillou?" Boris asks.

"I sure did!" Caillou cheers. "Can Miley stay for dinner?"

"If it's okay with Miley and her parents, then it's okay with us," Doris says.

"It ain't okay with me!" Miley protests. "I agreed to spend the day with you and that's it. I'm going home."

"Miley, don't be rude," Susan scolds. "We'd love to stay for dinner."

"But I've had a long day! If I stay for dinner, he's going to want me to spend the night!" Miley whines.

"Do you want to spend the night?" Caillou asks.

"No, I've done enough for you!" Miley yells.

"Miley, that's enough!" Robbie Ray scolds. "We're staying for dinner and that's final."

"Yay, we get to play some more!" Caillou cheers.

"Sweet niblets," Miley groans.


Miley's parents and Caillou's parents are preparing dinner. Miley and Caillou are feeding Rosie.

"Here you go, Rosie," Caillou says, feeding Rosie some baby food. Rosie spits her food on Miley's face.

"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Miley yells. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" Miley yells. She steals the rattle from Rosie and hits her with it. "How do you like it?" Miley scolds. Rosie starts crying.

"You meanie, you hurt Rosie!" Caillou yells. His parents and Miley's parents come over.

"What's going on?" Boris asks.

"Miley hit Rosie with her rattle," Caillou says.

"Miley, that was not nice. Give her the rattle back and apologize right now," Robbie Ray orders.

"Fine. Sorry, Rosie," Miley says, giving Rosie back her rattle. Rosie hits Miley with it again. "OOOWWW!"

"Why did you hurt Rosie?" Doris asks.

"She started it! She's been picking on me all day!" Miley whines.

"That doesn't make it right for you to pick on her. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did," Susan orders.

"Stupid baby," Miley mutters, going to the time out corner. Rosie throws her rattle at Miley for saying that. "OOOWWW!"

Rosie tortures Miley by hitting her with her rattle nonstop while she is in time out.


After Miley's time out, she and Caillou are now feeding Gilbert.

"Here you go, Gilbert," Caillou says, feeding Gilbert some cat food. Gilbert spits his food on Miley's face.

"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Miley yells. Gilbert bites her. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" Miley yells. She steps on Gilbert's tail. "How do you like it?" Miley scolds. Gilbert starts screeching.

"You meanie, you hurt Gilbert!" Caillou yells. His parents and Miley's parents come over.

"What's going on?" Boris asks.

"Miley stepped on Gilbert's tail," Caillou says.

"Miley, that was not nice. Let go of his tail and apologize right now," Robbie Ray orders.

"Fine. Sorry, Gilbert," Miley says, letting go of Gilbert's tail. He bites her again. "OOOWWW!"

"Why did you hurt Gilbert?" Doris asks.

"He started it! He's been picking on me all day!" Miley whines.

"That doesn't make it right for you to pick on him. Go back to the corner and think about what you did," Susan orders.

"Stupid cat," Miley mutters, going back to the time out corner. Gilbert bites her a third time for saying that. "OOOWWW!"

Gilbert tortures Miley by hitting her face with his tail nonstop while she is in time out.


After Miley's second time out, it is time for dinner. Miley, her parents, and Caillou are sitting at the table. Rosie is sitting in her high chair and Gilbert is sitting under the table. Miley is sitting between Caillou and Rosie and Robbie Ray and Susan are sitting across from them. Rosie is pulling Miley's hair and Gilbert is scratching Miley's leg.

"Can I please move to a different spot?" Miley begs.

"No, I want you to sit by me," Caillou says.

"Can you move Rosie and Gilbert then?"

"No, they want to sit by you too,"

"What did you and Caillou do today, Miley?" Susan asks.

"We played board games, we played blocks, we watched Sesame Street, we went to the park and had a picnic, and we met a bully named Rico," Caillou explains.

"The Rico that goes to your school, Miley?" Robbie Ray asks.

"Yeah, he was bullying me and my friends. He tried to get Rosie run over by a truck but it got him instead and he died,"

"What a horrible monster," Susan says.

"Serves him right," Robbie Ray agrees. "What else did you do?"

"We played on the playground, we played pretend, we played hide and seek, we drew pictures in my coloring books, and while I took my nap, Miley met my next door neighbor, Mr. Hinkle," Caillou explains.

"Please don't say that name around me," Miley shudders.

"Well, it sounds like you two had a big day," Susan says.

"The spaghetti is ready," Doris says, putting a big bowl of spaghetti on the table.

"Be careful. It is very hot," Boris warns.

"Yay, spaghetti is my favorite!" Caillou cheers, grabbing the bowl.

"I want the first serving!" Miley yells, grabbing the bowl too. "I haven't eaten since breakfast!"

"No, I want it!"

"No, it's mine!"

Miley and Caillou play tug of war with the bowl. Rosie helps Caillou by pulling Miley's hair and Gilbert helps him by scratching Miley's leg. Caillou lets go of the bowl after getting burned. The bowl gets slammed into Miley's face and all the hot spaghetti gets dumped on her. Miley screams after getting burned.

"YOU IDIOT, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" Miley explodes. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAD THE WORST DAY EVER AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU WON THAT STUPID CONTEST! I DIDN'T WANT THIS STUPID PLAY DATE AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH A STUPID 4 YEAR OLD!"

Caillou starts crying and runs off to his room. Miley earns dirty looks from her parents and Caillou's parents.

"You made Caillou cry," Boris scolds.

"And you ruined our dinner," Doris scolds.

"All he wanted was to be friends with you," Susan scolds.

"What you said to him was mean and uncalled for," Robbie Ray scolds.

"So what, he'll get over it," Miley says.

"Miley Stewart, you apologize to Caillou right now or you will be grounded,"

"Fine, I'll be grounded then," Miley retorts. Rosie repeatedly hits Miley with her rattle and Gilbert repeatedly bites Miley. "OOOWWW, OOOWWW, OOOWWW! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL APOLOGIZE!"


Miley walks into Caillou's room and sees him crying on his bed. His parents and her parents are standing by the door.

"Caillou, Miley has something to say to you," Doris says.

"Caillou, I'm sorry I yelled at you," Miley says. "I was just mad because the Hannah Montana thing didn't work out the way I wanted."

"I'm sorry you had a bad day, Miley," Caillou says. "I just wanted a new friend."

"Why? You have plenty of friends,"

"I thought it'd be fun too,"

"It might've been fun for you but it wasn't fun for me. I spent the whole day doing preschool stuff with you and your other friends and I got picked on a lot by Rosie, Gilbert, Mr. Hinkle, and that Andre kid at the park,"

"Why is that my fault?"

"It's not your fault, Caillou," Boris says. "Miley just thinks that because you won the contest."

"It's nothing personal," Miley says. "I just didn't expect someone your age to win."

"I still want us to be friends," Caillou says.

"I don't. It would be weird if we were friends,"

"Why would it be weird?"

"Because I'm a lot older than you. I'm a teenager and you're only four,"

"So? Mr. Hinkle's older than you and he and I are friends,"

"He has a good point, Miley," Susan agrees.

"You can be friends with Caillou, Miley," Robbie Ray says. "It's only weird if you make it weird."

"Fine, we can be friends," Miley says reluctantly.

"Yay!" Caillou cheers, hugging Miley.


After dinner, it is time for Miley and her parents to leave. They along with Caillou, his parents, Rosie, and Gilbert are in the living room.

"Thank you for spending the day with me, Miley," Caillou says. "Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"

"See? That's why I didn't want to stay for dinner," Miley whines. "Mom, Dad, please don't make me spend the night."

"We know you had fun with Miley, Caillou, but it's time for her to go home," Boris says.

"We'll invite her over someday and she might invite you to her house too," Doris says.

"Don't count on it," Miley says. "Can we go now?"

"Wait, I want to take a picture with you before you go," Caillou says.

"Do we have to?" Miley whines.

"Miley!" Robbie Ray and Susan yell warningly.

"Fine, one picture,"

"Rosie and Gilbert want to be in it too," Caillou says.

Boris and Doris each get a camera and take a picture of Miley, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. In the picture, Rosie hits Miley with her rattle and Gilbert bites Miley. When the pictures come out of the cameras, Doris gives her picture to Miley and Boris gives his picture to Caillou. Miley and Caillou look at the pictures.

"I hate this picture!" Miley whines. "Rosie and Gilbert photo bombed me."

"I like the picture," Caillou says.

"Keep it in your bedroom and we'll frame it," Doris instructs.

"Say goodbye to Miley, Caillou," Boris instructs.

"Goodbye, Miley," Caillou says.

"Goodbye, Caillou," Miley says.

"Rosie and Gilbert want to say goodbye too,"

"Goodbye, Rosie," Miley says. Rosie hits Miley with her rattle again. "OOOWWW! Why does she keep doing that?"

"That's her way of saying she likes you,"

"Goodbye, Gilbert," Miley says. Gilbert bites her again. "OOOWWW! Why does he keep doing that?"

"That's his way of saying he likes you,"


Miley is now back at her house. She walks into her bedroom, completely miserable. She is very sick, tired, hungry, and thirsty, she has a bunch of bumps, burns, bite marks, cuts, splinters and scratches with Band-Aids on them, she has a headache, black and bloodshot eyes, crushed feet, dead skin, broken bones, and mental scars, she is using crutches and wearing a neck brace, she smells like poop, her hair is messed up and she is missing some of it as well as some of her teeth, and she is stained with mud, spit, pee, vomit, baby food, cat food, ice cream, and spaghetti sauce.

"Finally, I'm back home where nothing else bad can happen to me," Miley croaks. She calls Lilly on her cell phone. "Hey, Lilly."

"Hey, Miley," Lilly greets. "How'd it go?"

"It was horrible. The kid was really annoying and I had to do a bunch of lame preschool stuff with him,"

"Wow, that must have been really embarrassing,"

"It was," Miley agrees. "The only good thing that happened today was that I got to see Rico get mauled by a cat and run over by a truck."

"You saw Rico? What was he doing?" Lilly asks.

"He was at the park and he was bullying the kid's friends. He put a baby in the street and tried to get a truck to run her over but I saved her and it got him instead. Rico's dead now,"

"Good. I bet you're glad that play date is over,"

"I am," Miley agrees. "Next time I have a Meet Hannah Montana contest, I'm going to put an age limit on it. I don't ever want to go through that again."

Miley's parents come into the room.

"Guess what, Miley? Caillou's parents called," Robbie Ray says. "They said he had a great time with you today and that he wants to do it again."

"We set you up another play date with him next week," Susan says. "Isn't that exciting?"

All the color drains from Miley's face. "Somebody please kill me," she groans.