UPDATE: I have found out that this story is on the 'Terrible Rio stories and authors' community. To Rapper the red macaw, I thank you. It is truly an honour to have this story be regarded as terrible. I always knew my work would be recognised. Also, I find it hilarious that almost every Rio story published by Alexriolover95, Nightfly123 and Jameson the Phoenix Owl are on the list. Sadly, there aren't that many real stinkers on the list, most are from the aforementioned authors, due to Rapper and many others having a grudge against them. (due to countless instances of immaturity, lying and other things from Alex and Nightfly. Don't know what Jameson did, but its probably similar or something)
Although this story is a shitpost, I have better stories in my portfolio, so I'd assume that this doesn't really belong on the list. Maybe it breaks a rule of some sort, or Rapper thought this was serious. (somehow) To clarify, I honestly couldn't care less if this story is on the list, though I do find it funny, which I suppose defeats my 'don't care' attitude. I am not hurt or triggered in anyway by it being on the list. This A/N exists solely to point the fact that this shitpost is on the list. If this story breaks any rules, please notify me. Thank you for reading this, now on to my retarded 'story'.
Prepare yourselves for the saddest story ever told. Get some tissues or an handkerchief.
Blu is a blue Spix's Macaw, he was born in Rio, but was raised in Moose Lake, Minnesota. He is what many might call a 'pet', but he preferred the term 'companion'. He lived with a homo sapien named Linda for 15 years. One day some guy named Tulio convinced Linda to bring Blu to Rio. He met Jewel, a female Spix's Macaw. They quarrelled, battled smugglers and an evil cockatoo named Nigel. They fell in love and had 3 children. They were happy. But sadly Blu died from auto-erotic asphyxiation whilst dressed as Batman. Jewel became depressed and fatally killed herself to death. Her children then died of sadness. Linda cried so much she drowned, and Tulio also drowned. So many tears were shed that their whole house was flooded with tears. A Jahova's Witness knocked on their door and opened it. Sending a tidal wave of tears that drowned the Jahova's Witness and half the neighbourhood.
*Sob* so sad lol. Please no hate I'm new. Hope I didn't send you into a crippling depression, that wouldn't be good. If you criticise me then you're nitpicking and biased. Also I will report you for cyberbullying lol
In case you couldn't tell, this story is a joke. Tomorrow I'll write a serious story. Until next time, goodbye.
Prepare for the saddest story ever told. Get a scarf or scarf.
Blu is a spix-blue macaw, born in Rio, raised in Moose Lake, Minnesota. He is what many call "pet" but preferred the term "companion". He lived with a gay sapien named Linda for 15 years. One day a guy named Tulio got Linda to take Blino Rio. He met Jewel, Mac of Spix. They fought, smuggled and an evil cockatoo named Nigel fought. They fell in love and had 3 children. They were happy. But unfortunately Blu died of an autoerotic asphyxiation disguised as a Batman. Juwel was depressed and killed himself. Her child died of grief. Linda cried so much that she drowned and Tulio drowned too. There were so many tears that his whole house was full of tears. Jehovah's Witness knocked on the door and opened it. Send a wave of tears that drowned and testified of Jehovah and the neighborhood.
At the end.
* Sob * so sad hahaha. Don't hate the fact that I'm new. I hope I didn't send you into a depressive depression, it wouldn't be good. If you criticize me, you are picky and biased. I'll also let you know about cyberbullying, hahaha
If you can't tell, this story is a joke. Tomorrow I'm going to write a serious story. Until next time.
Be prepared for the saddest story you have told. Get yourself a scarf or shawl.
Blu is a blue Ara Spix, born in Rio, Moose Lake, Minnesota. Many were called "pets," more monkeys than "companions." She has lived with Swan Sapien Enema for 15 years under the name Linda. One day, a guy named Tulio Linda came up with Blino Riat. I met Jewel, Spix Mac. They fought, smuggled and fought under the ugly name of Nigel Kakadu. They loved and had three children. She was happy. Unfortunately, Blu was in a beloved badass car, a disguised Batman. Jewel was depressed and deadly. Ihr Kind stars are our Kummer. Linda cried so much she looked and Tulio drank too. There were so many tears that the whole house was full of tears. Jehovah's Witnesses knocked and opened the door. Send the tears, drinks, and waves of Jehovah and the children of the sea.
In the end
* Schluchz * is so sad hahaha. You don't hate the fact that I'm new. I hope I didn't send you into depression, it wasn't good. If you criticize, you are wrong. I will inform you about netmobb too, hahaha
If you can't tell, this story is just a joke. I wrote a serious story tomorrow. Bis hum almost Mal.
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A sad Schluchz. Did you that I was mad all over again. Would not the wisdom of terror that's fine. If you prefer a complaint, they are evil. I tell you netmobb, hahaha
If you do not, and ridiculing's unique story. I wrote an article seriously tomorrow. if the innocent
English-Every Language with a Latin alphabet up to English (Afrikaans-Dutch) (no Slavic/Greek, Arabic, Chinese etc.)
Get ready for the saddest story you've ever told. Wear a jacket or gun.
Blue Spix is a blue poppy born in Rio but grown in Lake Moose, Minnesota. Many people may call themselves "animals," but they like the word "friend." She lived with a gay sapphire named Linda for 15 years. One day, a man named Tulio convinced Linda Blue to take him to Rio. Xhevahiri recognized the Spix group's books. He fights, howls and expresses an evil bone called Nigel. They are in love and have three children. They are happy. Unfortunately, Blue drowned in erotic cars while Batman drove them. Shevah was sad and murdered. Their children died of grief. Linda was in tears and Tullius also drowned. There were many tears where the whole house was full of tears. One of Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door and opened it. Send tears to Jehovah's Witnesses and half to drowners.
* Ria sad fun. Excuse me, I'm young. I hope I didn't send it dry that he sent me. You criticize, then you fool yourself and discriminate. I will also mention electronic abuse for fun
You can't say the story is a joke. I'll write a serious story tomorrow. Next time.
The above-Every other language with a Latin alphabet up to Latin-English
Prepare a sad message. In court.
Binding blue blue Saturn to the Rio and the Elk River and Moses. How many people call them "beasts" in a word, but not 'friends' love. He is the 15-year-old England, Cornelius by name, a criminal action, in the name of Cornelius, and he sent one man the sin did Rion that Shri. Xhevahirët learned is white. It is not of him that is shut up, and kissed his feet, and he was a good man, a horse, whose name was Mark. And three loved. The much beloved. Black pornographic successfully cast a walk car, and Bylines. Sheets had ruined his life. . He died at work. Marcus cried a lot, and he died. The temple was full of tears. Douay-Rheims esahidên all are enclosed within opens the door. In the mean God send.
Humor. When I say 'oats, for some people, this may seem like much, but it is not. I think not. Now suffering, death and suffering. Not to mention electricity
I am not able to say that the fact that the self-imposed. To-morrow I will write for good speaking. Once.
The above-Every other language with a Latin alphabet up to Swedish-English
Our goal is to read anxiety. northward
Blue fills the rivers Rio, Elk and Moisés. People are often called "animals", not "friends". You are a 15-year-old girl named Cornelia who recruited terrorists from Rio to Syria. Xhevahir measures its value. Go and drink wummy, but also people with a better name, Marcos Horse. Yes, all three are true. The ship has been in love. Getting a boat has been worse than plants. Songs and their influence. Dani died during work. Mark cried until he died. And everyone teared up. Douay-Rheim's hair is dark and the door just opened. God sent it.
That's the problem. Too much grass, I think "oak" but no. I have joy, pain, loss and pain. Not just electrical systems
I cannot understand the fact that My morning will explain what is good. Information
The above-Every other language with a Latin alphabet-English
Our goal is to learn to fear. to the north
Blue fills the Rio, Elk and Mois rivers. People are often called Muslim animals, rather than your friends. She was a 15-year-old girl to Cornelius of Rio, who had been offered a job in Syria as a fruit seller. Get the price Drink soft, but the best name is Marcos Horse. Yes, all three are right. A man falls in love. Having a boat is worse than having a boat. Music and horn. Dan died at work. Mark cried and died. They were all successful. Duay-Raym's hair is black and the door is open. It's God.
This is the problem. With so much fire, I thought, "oak," but no. There is happiness, pain, loss and pain. Not just the electrical system
I don't know what happened tomorrow. Information
The above-Latin-Norwegian-English for good measure
''The question is dangerous. North;
Blue fills the river, moist areas caffeine. People are the animals usually called a Muslim, which of your friends. The girl was 15 years old at Rio de Cornelius, who has been offered a job in Syria fruit seller. Soda, you get the best price and the name Benjamin said. In this way, there are three things, all of you right. The fields of love. When the ship reaches the ship to get worse. Horned music. Dan died at work. Mark out and die. All successful. Black hair Raim's Duay, opens the door. There is no God.
This is a problem. Since the fire, and I thought: 'oak trees', but is not. Happiness is a loss of pain. It's not just the electrical system
I don't know what happened tomorrow. Information.''
-The greatest philosopher whomst was enlightened with knowledge to an extent that no one can fathom, a while ago (Uncyclopedia and bootleg Arabic Rick and Morty (Translated English-Vietnamese-Arabic))