Author's Note: After popular demand, I have decided to start making a musical about Volume 2 of RWBY. I enjoy these songs and I hope you will too. Remember, these are parodies of songs that already exist. I have no claim to the original songs. And the italic parts are spoken parts. Remember that.

The song featured here is a parody of Perfectly Perfect from Cinderella 3.

During this song, Ruby gets ready for the best day ever, Cinder schemes along with Emerald and Mercury, and the food fight breaks out.

Any and all comments are welcome.


(opening)

Ruby Rose:

I will never forget the day

I first set foot in this place

Beacon Academy, where I learn to fight

And put on a brave face

I couldn't get near this far

Without the friends I met

And that's definitely something

That I will never forgeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Yang Xiao Long: Ruby, we gotta go. Weiss and Blake must have already started breakfast by now.

Ruby: Right. Let me get my binder.

Yang: What's with the binder?

Ruby: It's my plans to make this the best semester ever! After that ordeal with the White Fang and Roman Torchwick, I thought we could use a bit of fun.

Yang: Nice, but I don't see fun mixing with Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna.

Ruby: Oh, I'm just going to present it to them. What's the worse that can happen?

Oh, that's definitely something

That I will never forgeeeeeeeeeeeeet

(meanwhile, in a secret lair)

Mercury Black:

That's another one off the list

Emerald Sustrai:

That's another one put down

Mercury:

Now, perhaps, Torchwick won't be a nuisance

Emerald:

I can't believe we need that clown

Mercury and Emerald:

But we've got a job to do

For our boss, Cinder Fall

Whenever there's a dirty deed she needs done

We're at her beck and call

Just keep this up a little longer

Playing an innocent doll

Though every minute makes me so upseeeeeeeeeeet

Cinder Fall: Hurry up, kids. Beacon awaits us.

Mercury and Emerald:

Oh, that's definitely something

That I will never forgeeeeeeeeeeeeet

(meanwhile, at Beacon)

Blake Belladonna:

White Fang, how could this be

Your path to victory

When you're allied with the scum of humankind

Are you that desperate, or just out of your mind

I won't rest until justice is done

Before Roman Torchwick leads destruction to everyoooooooone

Jaune Arc:

Well, this is another day

Lie Ren:

Let's see what it takes

Pyrrha Nikos:

Another day, another training

Nora Valkyrie:

All right. Where are the pancakes

Sun Wukong:

Just you wait, Neptune

I swear, you won't regret

I'll show you my new friends

You will never forgeeeeeeeeeeeet

Ruby:

I'll make this the best day ever

I've got the whole thing planned out

Blake:

Ruby we can't waste time on games

Weiss:

And it's not what we're about

We're...

(gets hit with a pie)

(food fight starts)

Neptune Vasilias: Is this how it's like al the time?

Sun: More or less. They're still pretty cool.

Everyone:

WHAT AN UNFORGETTING START

TO A BRAND NEW TIME IN SCHOOL

Sun:

SEE, WHAT'D I TELL YOU, NEPTUNE

Neptune:

YEAH, I GUESS THEY'RE PRETTY COOL

Everyone:

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

Glynda Goodwitch:

QUITE A LOT, I BET

Ozpin:

THIS IS ONE YEAR

THAT WE'D NEVER RESEEEEEEEEEET

Everyone:

AND EVEN THEN, IT'S SOMETHING

THAT WE'LL NEVER...

Ruby:

EVER...

Everyone:

WE WILL NEVER FORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Ruby:

Never