Screen Title: #RexSitting


Sam & Cat Cast

Main Cast

Jennette McCurdy as Sam Puckett

Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine

Cameron Ocasio as Dice Corleone

Special Guest Cast

Matt Bennett as Robbie Shapiro

Jake Farrow as Rex Powers

Victoria Justice as Tori Vega (Slap Video)

Elizabeth Gillies as Jade West (Slap Video)

Daniella Monet as Trina Vega (Slap Video)


Sam is lying on the couch watching TV while Cat is doing her homework

"Sam could you help me with my homework?" Cat asked.

"I could." Sam said.

"Yay!" Cat says.

"But I won't." Sam said.

"Boo." Cat said.

Doorbell Rings

"Ding dong." Cat says.

"Who could that be?" Sam asked.

"I don't know. I'll go see." Cat said.

Cat opens the door and standing behind the door is Robbie and Rex

"Hi Cat." Robbie says.

"Sup Valentine." Rex said.

"Hi Robbie. Hi Rex." Cat says.

"What's Sam watching?" Robbie asked.

"Drake & Josh." Sam said.

"Oh. Cat I need you two to do me a favor." Robbie says.

"What is it?" Cat asked.

"I need you to babysit Rex." Robbie said.

"Get out!" Sam yells.

"Sam." Cat said.

"I'm not babysitting a puppet." Sam says.

"I'll give you $200." Robbie said.

"Deal." Sam said.

"She's a bigger gank than Trina." Rex says.

"What did you call me?" Sam asked.

"Nothing." Rex says.

"That's what I thought." Sam said.

"I'll be back in a few hours. Please don't lose Rex. And Sam don't murder him." Robbie says.

"Robbie remember when Tori accidentally killed Rex?" Cat asked.

"Don't remind me." Rex says.

"Bye Rex. Behave yourself." Robbie said.

"Whatever glasses." Rex says.

Robbie leaves

"So Rex what do you wanna do?" Cat asked.

"Cat he's a puppet. He can't do anything." Sam said.

"You don't know what I got." Rex says.

"We could watch some clips from iCarly." Cat said.

"I was going to ask if we could watch a new clip from TheSlap. Tori and Jade are live right now." Rex says.

"Oh yeah. Sam you wanna see it?" Cat asked.

"Sure but only because this show is over." Sam said.

Cat clicks on the live

"Hey Tori and Jade here." Tori says.

"We're going to prank her annoying sister Trina." Jade said.

"Trina come down here. You got a package." Tori says.

"Really? What did I get?" Trina asked.

Jade pops out with a clown mask and scares Trina

"Gotcha." Jade says.

"Wait are you live on TheSlap?" Trina asked.

"Yep. And a million people are watching." Tori says.

"Not cool! I am so upset!" Trina says.

"Thanks for watching." Jade said.

Video ends

"Okay that was funny." Sam said.

"They got her good." Rex says.

"Look at all the comments they got." Cat said.

Dice walks in

"Sip girls." Dice said.

"Hi Dice." Cat says.

"Sup kid." Sam said.

"Why do you guys have a puppet?" Dice asked.

"Dice this is Rex. He's Robbie's puppet. Rex that's Dice." Sam said.

"He doesn't like to be called a puppet." Cat says

"Nah it's cool." Rex said.

"Well hi Rex." Dice said.

"Sup. Nice hair." Rex commented.

"Thanks." Dice replied.

"It reminds me of Beck's hair." Rex said to Cat.

"Yeah it does." Cat says.

"Who's Beck?" Dice asked.

"Jade's handsome boyfriend." Rex said.

"Ah." Dice said.

"Rex I haven't really seen you in awhile." Cat said.

"Yeah well Robbie stopped carrying me around frequently. He didn't even take me to watch the killer tuna jump." Rex says.

"Weren't you laughing that Robbie got hurt?" Cat asked.

"You and Robbie have a weird relationship." Sam said.

"You have no idea." Rex says.

"Hey Dice wanna watch a video my friend posted to TheSlap?" Cat asked.

"Sure." Dice said.

"Dice do you go to Hollywood Arts?" Rex asked.

"Kind of. I go to the middle school since I'm 14." Dice said.

"Wouldn't that make you a high schooler?" Sam asked.

"My mom enrolled me a year late." Dice says.

"You never talk about your dad. How is he?" Cat asked.

"Oh uh my dad died when I was five." Dice said.

"Wow. You're not the only one. My dad left my family. I'm not sure what happened to Freddie's dad or Carly's mom." Sam said.

"How do you not know what happened to her mom? She's your best friend and Freddie is your boyfriend so how do you not know his dad?" Cat asked.

"Actually Freddie's dad left his mom since she's a lunatic. And Carly never wants to talk about her mom." Sam says.

"It sucks having a missing parent. Cat aren't your parents still in Idaho?" Rex asked.

"Yes. They we're supposed to come back a few years ago but it got extended to a longer period of time. My brother is very messed up." Cat said.

"So is that why you're living with Sam?" Rex asked.

"At first I came here to look for fun after Carly moved away, then I saw Cat in the trash can and rescued her from the truck and we've been living here ever since." Sam says.

"Oh yeah you told me that at school. Well Robbie did." Rex said.

"Dice can you help me with something?" Cat asked.

"Sure what do you need?" Dice asked.

"If a person has 100 apples and there are 5 people, how many apples does each person get?" Cat asked.

"I'm not doing your homework for you." Dice said.

"Cat the answer is 20." Sam said.

"What?" Cat asked.

"She's right. 100 divided by 5 is 20." Rex said.

"Oh thanks." Cat said.

"Wait how are you talking when no one is controlling you?" Sam asked.

"Uhh." Rex says.

Doorbell Rings

"Ding dong." Cat said.

"Hey I'm here to pick up Rex." Robbie said.

"I thought you were going to be gone for a few hours." Sam says.

"Well it took less longer to shop than I thought. Oh hey Dice." Robbie said.

"Sup Rob." Dice says.

"If you were going shopping why did you ask us to babysit Rex?" Sam asked.

"Because I'm banned from the store." Rex said.

"How?" Dice asked.

"Long story." Cat says.

"Well thanks for babysitting Rex. Here's the $200 for each of you. You too Dice." Robbie said.

"Thanks glasses." Sam said.

"Thanks." Cat says.

"Thank you." Dice said.

"Let's go Rex. Hey did you see the video Tori and Jade posted?" Robbie asked.

"Yes." Rex said.

They leave

"Well this is cool. We all got paid $200 each." Cat said.

"Yeah." Dice said.

"Even though Rex is weird it was nice babysitting him. And that video on TheSlap was hilarious. If I had an account, I'd totally give it a funny comment." Sam says.

"What do we do now?" Dice asked.

"Watch TV?" Cat asked.

"Yes." Sam said.

"Yeah." Dice said.

They turn on the TV and watch the Drake and Josh episode "Megan's Revenge"

"This is such a great show." Cat says.

"Yeah." Dice said.

"Agreed." Sam says.