Burt smiled wearing a Christmas Shirt and drinking a Cup of coffee, tieing the last gift. "I hate Christmas!" He said Walking down the stairs, then Jerry Comes in sing about some crap!

Everyone had a phone or tablet to ingore jerry. "Um, Merry Christmas? Helloooo? My parents are coming over for the first time in years! Can we stow the gadgets and look alive?"

Beth answered. "Look alive? for your parents?" Burt just watch Jerry take beths tablet and imagine the same being done with little girl beth, Jerry would had his skull crushed with that stocking.

"Nice one." Jerry said and continued to take morties

"Hey man!" beth told jerry and burt rolled his eyes at the man of the house.

"You 'hey man'! This holiday is about humanity." Burt rolled his eyes

Morty didn't take from his tablet. "You know, I thought it was about being born half-God or something.

Jerry looked at them "Okay, whatever. All electronic items are going in the stocking. Now." They as said only summer didn't do it.

Summer looked at Jerry. "Dad, I'm not giving you my phone. "

Jerry smirked. "Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook." Summer gasp and threw the phone in.

"Bur-" He threw his Plasma Canon in silencing the man.

The a second later Rick came her with ruben. "Ho ho ho, everybody!"

Burt looked shocked. "Ruben? Dad you explain I will get him in to the Garage." Burt guided Ruben to the Garage then sedated him, Placed him on a ping pong table and undressed him. Rick came closing the door behind him. "I checked him last month why bring him here?!" Burt yelled scanning ruben. "What the-"

Rick nodded. "Yea L-LOOks bad doesn't it?" Burt nodded. "Xenon sent a disgress call and H-He said something went wrong." Burt nodded looking at the Scans.

"There are multiple viruses and plagues in here, any of them could be the cause." They both looked at each other and said.

"NOT IT!" Then rick sighed leaving the Garage. "Morty! A moment of your time?" Ruben started getting into fits and burt injected more Tranquilizer into him.

"There ruben there, just sleep."

"Aw geez, Rick! What did you two do?" Burt was too concentrated on getting ruben to breath to care.

Rick looked offended. "Gee, thanks Morty. What kind of monster do you think I am? W-We're sittin' here trying to save the guy's life!" He puts a backpack on him attaches it a helmet before forcing it onto marties head. " Look, I-I don't have time for you to wrap your little walnut around everything." He pulled morty to the shrink ray and plugs it in. "Hold your breath until the process is over or your lungs will collapse."

"W-What proc-" Morty shrinks and shrieks. Rick takes the the contianer and burt injects it into ruben.

Beth came in looking around. "Hey have you seen morty?"

Burt and rick said at the same time. "He's busy."

Both put on a head sets. "I hope his lungs didn't collapse."

Rick spoke into the mic. "Morty, can you hear me? Head North!"

"Rick... Where am I?"

Burt spoke intot the mic. "Depending on my aim, the south entrance or the women bathroom."

"The entrance to what?" Morty asked Walking

"Welcome, Morty. Welcome... "Morty gasps seeing the park."...to Anatomy Park!" Rick finished.

Intro starts

Burt, Rick and morty are running away from a monstrous giant frogs, rick opens a Portal, jumping Into while morty Trips and burt tries help and the two are stranded, before a second frog monster jumps at the two ready to swallow them.

The next scene is of jerry firing at Cronenbergs.

Burt chainsawing a tree version of himself.

Rick, Morty and burt being chased by the evil clones of Beth, Jerry, and Summer.

Jerry trying to give birth to an alien baby who possessed his body, while Summer, Burt and Morty are holding some laser guns, waiting for it to come out.

Hepatitis A confronting Morty and Annie.

Rick, Morty, Summer and burt being chased by a Cthulhu in Rick's space cruiser, while Summer is seen holding who is presumably the Cthulhu's baby and Burt fired at it from the cruiser window seat.

Rick and Morty.

"Well john Hammond! That was fucking perfect."

"It wasn't hammy or-"

"No dad that was perfect! you should do voice acting time to time and do adds!"

"Anyway, It's a little business venture I've been cookin' up on the side with Dr. Bloom. " Morty enters the park, looking around amazed. "An amusement park inside a human body. Science isn't cheap, Morty. This should really help put a dent in the overhead."

"The stop buying imported beer." Rick rolled his eyes.

"Oh my God! This is insane! Spleen Mountain? Bladder Falls? Pirates of the Pancreas?" Burt rolled his eyes at that one.

"You got a problem with that last one, Morty?" Rick said ready to attack.

Morty looked confused "Huh? No, no, I'm just reading them out loud in the order I'm seeing them." He said passing more signs and empty stores.

Rick just breathed out. "Okay, alright, if I sounded a little defensive, it's because Pirates of the Pancreas was my baby."

"To be honest it's only ride I would go on, the rest is a required a taste." He said staying silent for moment. "I mean it, who the f*ck would go to a park with a piss ride?" He asked and rick took a drink from his flask.

"Son, it's for xenon species." Burt looked at him realizing and face palming.

"Thats why we picked ruben and not a healthy human!"

Rick nodded. "Proceed to the liver. Morty"

Morty Followed a sign posting directions, Morty hurries off in the direction of the 'Haunted Liver,' taking a shuttle to 'Lower Abdomen land'.

Automated voice spoke "Arriving at 'Liver'."

Morty stumbles forward and hits his helmet on the window "Ow!"

Automated voice "Mind the gap."

Morty exits the train and enters a dark, unkempt area with flickering lights.

Morty gulped "It's really scary in here, Rick."

Rick nodded "Liver's under maintenance. Ruben's seen some rough years, Morty. Don't judge. You don't agree to have a theme park built inside you if your life's going great."

Burt nodded. "That's the reason why I'm not an alcoholic" back inside the body.

Morty enters a haunted house-style attraction. An animatronic wolf suddenly springs up behind him.

Morty fell being startled by a werewolf jumping from a gravestone. "OOOOHHH! Rick, it's a monster!"

Rick through the helmet. "No no, Morty. The only monster here is alco— "belch" —holism. "The wolf is mechanically pulled back into the wall." That is an animatronic werewolf.

burts voice came through. "Yea, btw's werewolves are scarier."

A hand reaches from around the corner and a large, muscular man with a thick accent grips Morty by the throat, lifting him up and pinning him to the wall with his forearm.

Poncho yelled at morty. "Who are you? Answer me! Where did you come from?"

Morty answered trying to not piss himself. "Mmm! M-M-My-my-my Grandpa Rick sent me!"

Dr. Bloom "Poncho! That's quite enough."

Dr. Bloom walks into the room. He is a blob of goo in a roughly human shape with glasses and a walking cane. Poncho glares, then reluctantly lets Morty fall to the ground.

Dr. Bloom looks at the boy and interduces poncho to him. "Morty, that's Poncho." Another man and a girl walk into the room. "This is Roger and Annie."

Morty stares sheepishly at Annie "Oh..."

Dr. Bloom finally interduces himself "And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom."

A speaker apparatus emerges from Morty's helmet. Rick and Burt speak through it.

Rick spoke first. "Hey Bloom, it's Rick. What the hell's goin' on here?"

Dr. Bloom Looks to the "I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down. And I'm afraid the exhibits are unlocked."

Outside the body, Burt spoke to the radio. "Yea we know! What is causing the most damage!" He demanded.

Bloom sighed. "All of them" Burt groaned like a teenage told to so chores and started rummaging through boxes.

Back inside.

Rick's speaker retreats into Morty's helmet.

Morty looked confused. "Exhibits?"

Dr. Bloom started to eplaine. "Anatomy Park's greatest attraction, young man, isn't the music or the food or the Pirates of the Pancreas."

Rick "Watch it." Said warning them

Dr. Bloom continued. "It is first and foremost a living museum of humanity's most noble and ferocious diseases.l

Morty "Diseases?!" said panicking.

There's a distant roaring noise.

Poncho looked to where the roar came from. "Hey Doc, I have news for ya." Hepatitis A lumbers towards the group. "Your living museum is officially a wild safari!" Poncho begins shooting at Hepatitis A.

Roger "Hepatitis A! Run!" They do as told running for their lives.

They reached their destination.

Poncho "AHHHHHH!" Screamed at the monster.

"The whole group rushes through a door before entering a code and shutting it."

Dr. Bloom panted for air. "Hepatitis won't follow us into the respiratory system!"

"They enter to a set of doors under a sign reading 'Alveoli Forest'. Roger examines a meter near the door."

Roger looks at a few valves "That's strange..." taps the meter "Air flow is down twenty percent."

Dr. Bloom looked at Roger. "So the brain isn't getting enough oxygen. That's why security is offline!"

Morty "W-Well, I guess we better check it out."

The group passes through the doors. As the doors are closing, a man dressed in a dog mascot costume, rushes up and passes through.

Dog man "Hey, wait for me!" removes the head of his costume.

Dr. Bloom points his cane at Alexander "Put that back on!L

The man pauses a moment before putting the dog head back on. The whole group examines the area.

Roger "If we got up to the bronchial catwalk, we could look for blockage."

Morty raises his hand "I'll go." glances at Annie "Heheh..."

Morty jumps onto one of the bouncy, round alveoli and clings to it.

Poncho looks at morty "Don't be a hero, kid."

Morty look confident "I'm not. I'm doin' it because it's fun." he hops from frond to frond.

Poncho cocks his gun "We shouldn't be here."

Dr. Bloom Warned "Whatever you do, don't fire that thing in here! We must save Ruben. This is my life's work."

Annie touches a growth of bacteria on some tar, which squelches, causing her to gasp in fear and recoil.

Annie "Ah!" said scared.

Dr. Bloom "It's alright, my dear. Nearly all human lungs contain a strain of this bacteria, but the scar tissue..." prods it with his cane, seeing something has escaped from the scar tissue "...keeps them dormant." looks up toward Morty, who is getting close to the catwalk. "Morty! Get down!"

"Whoa!" Morty grabs a hold of the catwalk as a fluid drips down onto it "Whoa!L

Tuberculosis begins crawling towards him. He lets go of the catwalk and bounces back down to the group, pursued by the disease.

Morty asked looking at the bacteria. "Oh! What are those things?!"

Dr. Bloom pointed "Tuberculosis, coming in fast!"

Poncho raises gun and starts shooting at the disease "Not faster than a bullet! Ahh!" He start firing at bacteria.

Dr. Bloom grabs Poncho's arm "No! Do you know what you've done?!" He yelled.

Back outside Ruben coughs.

Burt looks worried. "Injecting disinfected." He said before doing so.

Back to the lungs

The force of the cough lifts the whole group off the ground, then they fall back down all get and get hit by a eave blue liquid. They hold on to the railing while Tuberculosis is washed away from their vicinity.

Dr. Bloom looked worried. "Get to the digestive tract! He's coughing!"

The group starts running.

Back to the outside as burt scans ruben. "Shit whoever did this was a moron." Burt looking through the security feed.

"you know who it was?"

Ruben coughs several times again.

Back to the lungs

The group all manages to push through besides Dog man. Morty rushes back to help him as his dog mask is blown from his face. Morty grabs a frond and reaches for Alexander's hand.

Dog man cries. "Waaaah! Don't let me die!"

Back outside

Rick looks down over Rubens mouth.

Rick "Just take a deep breath, Ruben."

Ruben inhales deeply.

back to Lungs

Morty "You're not gonna die! What's your name?"

Dog man My name is..." his hand slips from Morty's and he's coughed up "ALEXANDEEEEEEEER!"

Alexander's skin and soft tissue are peeled off as Ruben coughs into Rick's face, getting some spittle, including Alexander, on Rick's forehead.

The group, minus the now-dead Alexander, escape the respiratory system. Morty presses the speaker on his helmet.

Morty: Rick! Ruben's got tuberculosis!

Back to the outside.

Rick "Oh, great work, Morty." pulls a massive syringe form his lab coat "I'll just cure it, and then—"

Ruben's heart monitor flatlines. Rick tosses the syringe over his shoulder.

Burt scaned Ruben.

Rick "Okay. Well I can't cure death."

Burt sighed "This is bad, Morty. You're trapped in a dead man. "

"Listen, if the situation keeps darkening, do yourself a favor—"

Back inside

Rick looked tired "—and hop by Pirates of the Pancreas. Obviously I'm biased, but, I think it's great, Morty." sitting in a lounge chair, pulls out a flask. "It's a bunch of pirates runnin' around a-a-a- pancreas. We don't whitewash it either, Morty. The pirates are really rapey. The top priority is to get you guys out of there, but I'm just saying, if that becomes impossible—

Back inside

The group listens to Rick, all looking glum.

Rick finished "—please, you gotta treat yourself."

"Dad, just shut up"

The group is headed to the digestive tract.

Morty sniffed. "Geez, what's that horrible smell?"

Dr. Bloom. "You mean the Panda Express?" chuckles "Kidding, I-I'm kidding." "As he speaks, Poncho and Roger stock up on bottled water from the Panda Express." The body is beginning to constrict and fill with gas. We're inside a corpse, my boy. Anatomy Park is doomed.

Morty rolled his eyes. "Forget about the park, Doctor! How do we get out?!"

Dr. Bloom Held his chin. "The digestive tract is the evacuation route. Get it? There's an emergency station in the colon with a ray that can enlarge us all."

Burt spoke through the Speaker. "Bloom you're about to die get out here before I have to find your bodies with microscope!"

Morty smiled "Everybody! Get to the colon!"

Poncho growled "Now I'm takin' orders from a twelve-year-old boy?!"

As they walk, Dr. Bloom speaks privately with Morty.

Dr. Bloom "Morty. The scar sacs containing the tuberculosis were sabotaged. This disaster was an inside job. Keep your eyes on Annie. She was written up several times by her manager at the churro stand."

Roger "Intestines are ahead to the left. Then the right. Then left. Et cetera."

Morty slows to walk beside Annie. "Hey, just so you know, I-I'm actually fourteen. So, you know..."

Annie looked a bit baffled "What?"

Morty "Not twelve.l

Annie "Okay."

Morty "Because he just said I was twelve."

Annie "Oh. Good for you." She walks ahead of him.

Rick through speaker "Oh. Oh, Morty. Strike one."

Burt through speaker "Leave the kid be Dad."

Morty slumps forward "Nnn..."

The group travel down the small intestine in a raft, surrounded by animatronics singing 'It's a Small, Small Intestine.'

Animatronics singing "It's a road of laughter, a trail of food. It's a pathway that breaks up the fat in food. It's a tube in the chest and it sends out the rest. It's a small, small intestine!" In the most annoying tone possible.

Roger eye twitched "It goes on like this for miles..."

Outside burt made a gun with his Hand acted out blowing his brain. Rick chuckled. "Yea good luck in that hell."

Dr. Bloom the one happy about this said excitedly "And then we get to the large intestine!"

A low rumbling can be heard.

Poncho "Shh." shines his flashlight at the river of Brown liquid. "I hear something."

Gonorrhea rises up from the river of waste.

Dr. Bloom whispers "Don't move. Gonorrhea can't see us if we don't move."

Gonorrhea roars viciously and moves towards them.

Burt groaned yelling from the Speaker. "That's not a T-Rex!"

Poncho pulls out a gun, but before he can fire, Gonorrhea capsizes the boat and they all fall overboard. They swim to the 'shore' on the side of the intestine.

Annie "We're sitting ducks!"

Morty had an idea remeberingbasic chemistry "Doc! Didn't you say the body was filling up with gas?"

Dr. Bloom "Yes. Why?"

Poncho grinned understanding what his meant. "Kid! You're a genius!" pulls out a match

Dr. Bloom looked shocked. "Are you mad?!"

Morty grabs Annie's Hand "Everybody! In here!"

They all rush into a cavity in the intestinal lining. Poncho lights the match.

Poncho smiled lighting a match before throwing it. Hey Gonorrhea! How's this for a burning sensation?"

He throws the match towards the disease, where it ignites the gas and causes an explosion. Gonorrhea falls down, dead. Annie hugs Morty, who laughs.

Burt took out a Joint and smoked it.

Rick looked at him. "Really?" He questioned.

"Not my fault Bloom can't tell between a t Rex and sexually tranfered Virus, plus I Need a break."

Roger walked to the Generator. "I should be able to access the backup generator to get the growth ray back online. If it works, we'll be regular-sized in a few minutes. I just hope Ruben's not in a room with white carpets or upholstery.

Burt decided speak and he was high. "Dude, his in a Garage full junk and dog piss. A Little blood will add some like Color." He started giggling himself.

Something roars in the distance, causing the area to rumble.

Poncho looked around. "What the hell is that?"

Dr. Bloom "The sphincter dam. We built it when Ruben became incontinent, but it was not designed to hold a corpse-load."

The dam is clearly close to giving way. Roger keeps working to get the growth ray active.

Roger "Almost got it. Everybody, move inside the circle!

Morty notices a strange, black creature in Poncho's backpack. "Poncho? What is this in your backpack?"

Poncho turns around to face Morty, giving Dr. Bloom a view of the creature.

Dr. Bloom looked shocked "That's bubonic plague! What are you doing with that, Poncho?"

Poncho grabs hold of Annie and holds a knife to her throat. Annie gasps and tries to kick free. "Everybody get back!"

Dr. Bloom looked angry. "Poncho, you son of a bitch! You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?"

Poncho laughs "That's right, baby. A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder. Al Quaeda. North Korea. Republicans! Shriners! Balding men that work out! People on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers! Anything is better than working for you!" points the knife at Dr. Bloom "You pompous, negligent, iTunes Gift Card as a holiday bonus-giving—"

Morty Goes into a war cry. "AHHHHH!" Morty leaps up and grabs onto Poncho's helmet, allowing Annie to escape. He punches Poncho repeatedly before Poncho pulls him off his face and throws him to the ground, where Roger helps him up. Poncho laughs evilly, but stops short when Bubonic Plague bites his shoulder.

Poncho "Ah! Eh! Get! Get off!" he backs up and falls over the railing "Ahhhh!"

The four remaining look over the edge as he falls to his death. Just then, the sphincter dam begins groaning, almost giving way.

Annie Looks "You guys!" She warns looking at the dam.

Roger "It's gonna burst!" urges the others on "Go! Go, go, go!" pulls a lever before trying to run after the others but catches his foot in some of the machinery "My foot is stuck!"

Morty holds Annie back as she makes to help Roger.

Annie yells "No!" Trying to reach him.

Roger Sniffed. "This is okay! It's okay, just go! Tell my family I love them! They may be hard to find because my wife kept her last name and she made the kids take it too, so, I dunno, you could goo—"

Just then, the dam bursts, drowning Roger in Ruben's excrement.

Annie "No!"

Dr. Bloom seals the door to the chamber and Annie hugs Morty, distraught and crying.

Outside. "A ITunes gift Card?" Burt asked coming down from his buzz. "We could have told them a few minutes ago."

Rick "Don't be a buzz kill burt, Plus I wanted take care of him myself." He said and burt rolled his eyes.

Back inside the dead ruben. The three survivors are in a small theater where an animatronic Ruben gives a presentation. Morty and Annie have their helmets off and are making out, and Dr. Bloom sits a few seats away eating ice cream

Animatronic Ruben. "My name's Ruben Ridley. You're inside me right now, but by the end of this journey, I'll be inside all of you."

Dr. Bloom appears to miss every other bite of ice cream, probably due to his semi-aqueous form.

Animatronic Ruben "My story begins in the dot com crash in the early '90s"

The animatronic sparks, then goes limp.

Annie whispering to Morty. "You can put your fingers wherever you want…"

Rick through speaker "Morty, you wanna put it on mute or something?" Annie and Morty both look at Morty's helmet, startled.

Back outside burt looked at ceiling.

Rick was working on a computer, still talking to Morty through his headset.

Rick "I'm trying to concentrate."

Jerry wanders to the door.

Jerry "Ah, Rick?"

Rick holds up a hand without even looking over at him "Not now, Jerry. I've got much, much smaller fish to fry. Burt get him out."

Jerry enters anyway. "I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judged you two." leans on the ping pong table, looking down at Ruben's corpse "Right now, you and burt are my sanest relative."

Rick, who had been typing away, suddenly pauses and burt sits up having the same Revelation.

Rick "Relative… That's it! Relative size! Jerry, hand Burt a scalpel and a bundle of dynamite!" into his headset "Morty! Can you get to the left nipple?"

Back to make out corpse

Annie is in Morty's lap.

Morty "Are you kidding? I'm hoping I can get to both of them, Rick."

Rick through speaker "Morty, I'm talkin' about Ruben's left nipple!"

The area begins to rumble and cave in. Morty lifts Annie off his lap and both put on their helmets.

Morty "We need to get to the left nipple!"

Dr. Bloom "The body is decaying! Bits of debris begin to fall from the 'ceiling'. The arterial transit system is useless! We can try the service shuttle. It's connected to the skeletal system. That's why we call it the Bone Train." to Annie "Would you like to ride the Bone Train, miss?"

Annie "If it'll get us out of here."

Dr. Bloom: "How about you, Morty? Would you like to ride the Bone Train?"

Morty "Why are you doing this bit? We're gonna die. Let's go."

Back outside to two men and a worm. (meaning Jerry.)

Jerry looks on as Burt inserts a bundle of dynamite into an incision on Ruben's abdomen. He takes a few steps back toward the door back to the house.

Jerry "Well, I can see that you're busy... Merry Christmas, Rick."

Rick and Burt lifts Ruben's corpse from the table and heads out to the car, dumping Ruben's body inside.

back to anatomy Park: the Bone Train

Dr. Bloom "There's no autopilot. One of us will have to stay here and operate it manually."

Morty and Annie glance at each other, then look back at Dr. Bloom. Dr. Bloom glances at each of the teenagers. Morty and Annie continue staring at him. "...Uh, well..."

Dr. Bloom "No, you're right. It was a dick move for me to even pause like that. This is all my fault. You go on."

Something approaches the group from a nearby set of stairs.

Annie points "What the hell is that?"

Dr. Bloom "E. coli outbreak. Hurry!"

Morty and Annie jump into the shuttle as E. coli swarm the area. Dr. Bloom pulls a lever and the shuttle begins to move.

Dr. Bloom "Oh wait, there is an autopilot." E. coli surround him. "WAAAIT! ...OKAY, NEVER MIND, I WANTED TO SACRIFICE MYSELF ANYWAAAAAYYYY!"

As the train speeds down the track, some of the E. coli have attached themselves to the vehicle. One smashes the window of the train door and sticks its head inside.

Annie "They're chewing through the doors!"

Morty "Euuuugh!" grabs a fire extinguisher and beats the E. coli off the train with it. "We're in the areola, Rick! Almost to the nipple! But we're also in a really bad situation!"

In Earth's orbit

Rick burt fly his spacecraft out of Earth's atmosphere.

Rick "We'Re almost there, Morty!"

Rick lights the end of the dynamite bundle in Ruben's abdomen, kicks him out into space, and uses a growth ray to increase Ruben to an enormous size—large enough to make Morty and Annie their normal sizes again, but still inside him. Rick flies his ship toward the nipple.

E. coli continue trying to break in, with Morty beating them away with a fire extinguisher. Running up to the front of the train, he and Annie see that Hepatitis A is has damaged the track.

Morty "oh my god, the track!

Annie "It's Hepatitis A!"

As Morty tries to slow the train down, it flies off the track and straight through some of Ruben's soft tissue, bursting into the nipple. The train hits a bump, throwing Morty and Annie out. They look up and gasp.

Annie "The nipple hole..."

Through the nipple hole, they're able to see Earth as the sun peeks over the horizon.

Morty "It's beautiful..."

Suddenly, there's a crash behind them. Hepatitis A bursts out from the train wreckage and lumbers towards Morty and Annie.

Annie "Aw no!"

(The two run, and just as Hepatitis A is about to catch them, Hepatitis C snatches it up and shakes it like felled prey.)

Annie spoke amazed "Whoa! It's Hepatitis C!"

Hepatitis C gives them a thumbs-up before lumbering away with its kill in its mouth.

Morty "Um... We... Did we have some sort of relationship with him?"

Annie "I... think they're just like that? I think they're just good guys."

Morty "Oh. Huh."

Rick flies his spaceship into the nipple, landing it behind them. Morty and Annie climb inside. "Where's Dr. Bloom?"

Morty took a mournful tone "Sorry Rick... He's dead..."

Rick closed eyes before telling him in an angry disapointed tone. "Goddamn it, Morty, I ask you to do one thing!"

Rick flies the spaceship out of the nipple and away from Ruben's corpse just before the dynamite ignites and the body explodes, sending blood and gore in all directions.

Burt looked down. "Raining blood, there are gonna be alot of suicides because of this." They flew back to the ground, luckily rain of blood and gore ended.

Rick "Too bad about Dr. Bloom." Rick, Annie, and Morty exit the car "He was a genius. The only man capable of creating a new Anatomy Park."

Burt nodded. "Even if he was shitty boss."

Annie spoke up. "Actually, I studied Dr. Bloom's work. I believe I have the knowledge necessary to create a new, much safer park!"

Rick gave quastioning look. "What about Pirates of the Pancreas...?"

Annie "I think it was one of the most underrated attractions."

Rick cheered "Booyah! Hold your breath!"

Annie is already standing under the shrink ray as Rick pulls the lever, shrinking her down to microscopic size once again, much to Morty's chagrin.

Morty "Hey, wh-wh- What the hell, Rick? What the hell, man? I liked her! I really had somethin' going there, Rick!"

Rick pockets the container holding Annie."Don't worry morty."

Rick: Yeah, so I heard. You dodged a bullet, Morty, trust me. "whispers" Puffy vagina.

Morty looked confused. "W-What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me! I dunno!"

Burt rolled his eyes. "Just Google it."

Rick smiled "C'mon. Let's get some stuffing, I'm starving."

Smith family living room.

Beth, Leonard, Summer, and Ethan sit on the couch, Jacob sits in the easy chair with Joyce in his lap, and Jerry sits on the carpet. All are staring at handheld electronics as Rick and Morty enter the room.

Rick shocked "unbelievable. We got a bunch of robot computer people sittin' around with their faces stuffed in computer screens." No one acknowledges him. "Do you realize Christ was born today? Jesus Christ our Savior was born today! A-A-A-Are you people even human? What kind of Christmas is this?"

Jerry looks at the audience and shrugs.

Burt get his Plasma Hand Canon out of the stocking firing it into the ceiling. "Ok Robot People since today was shit day, can open your Gifts early." He said a bunch of robots started flying giving them packet Gifts. "Wanna go to the kitchen and finish the stuffing?"

"Sure only good Thing today and my new flask." He said Walking to the kitchen after burt.

[End Credits roll]

Rick's garage

Rick spoke into a phone while burt Held Syringe.

Annie through speaker phone "Hey Rick! Rick, can you hear me?"

Rick "Loud and clear, Annie."

Annie "Great! We're also on with Alejandro, our Chief Imaginarian—"

Alejandro "Hey Rick."

Annie "Natalie Jacobs and Chris Desiter from Microscopic Marketing, Zach from Organ Concepts and Jamie from New Media."

Rick "Hey everybody."

Burt joined in. "Hope everything going fine."

All "Hey, hi Rick, how's it goin'. (etc.)"

Annie "So. Pirates of the Pancreas." spoke in mild hesitant tone.

Rick "Yeah, talk to me."

Alejandro "Hey Rick, it's Alejandro speaking. Um, so we asked ourselves internally, we asked ourselves over here, "Okay, what does a pancreas do?" Rick begins to look agitated. "And the answer was, does it make pirates? No. It makes insulin, you know? So we're starting with a new—"

Rick, furious, picks up and slams the phone, hanging up on the group call. Behind him, Ethan lies on a table.

Burt looked "What a orgy shack? A doctores Station for People with diabetes? I know the pancreas kinda looks a dick but they don't have to act like one ,I think we should just Keep on-" Burt said trying calm his dad down by agreeing with him would help.

Ethan laying on the ping pong table. "So those guys are inside me, huh? Like, building a park?" Burt glared at ethan for not reading the Tension in the room.

Rick "Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan! They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck 'em. Fuck those people. Fuck this whole thing, Ethan." He finished panting from the tirade.

Ethan "... Cool. And who pays me?"

Burt. "We're letting you live." He gulped at that threat.

authors: yea I don't know how I ended up with 5433 word for this chapter. I hates the B plots of this episode let burt be in the A plot same with the next chapter.