The Legendary Pokémon Trainer

One day I woke up to find myself in the pokéverse with five pokéballs already on my person and Arceus staring me right in the face. I responded by instinctually punching it. However, instead of feeling my fist making contact, the 6th pokéball that I was unknowingly holding in my punching hand slammed into Arceus and caught it. For a moment I stared blankly at the ball before shrugging and popping it into my mouth. The ball's release button landed right on my tongue, and thus my head exploded as Arceus popped out. Arceus then summoned a trumpet that was dubbed "the fail horn" and...well, everyone (hopefully) gets the idea. From that day forward, I was known as the legendary Pokémon Trainer of fail. Lulz.

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