My parents have sent bombs, grenades, and other fun toys my way. Reality has taken over the tank, locked Stories in the trunk, and driven the tank straight into a war zone. For now, Stories will be plotting her escape for July 16th, which will hopefully be the end of the war. Stories will try to update herself if she has any free time, but it is unlikely. In the meantime, please leave reviews. Reviews are like food, keeping Stories alive and motivating her to win the war. (Please don't be angry with me! After all, it was my parents who declared war on Stories, not me!)