Screen Title: #iSam's Dad
Sam: Cat I'm really having fun living with you these past few years.
Cat: Me too. We've done a lot of cool stuff together.
Sam: Yeah. We got to swim in trash.
Cat: We got stuck in that safe.
Sam: We had to babysit that creepy doll.
Cat: You almost did that tuna fish jump.
Sam: Then you took over which caused Freddie and Robbie to fall in the tank.
Cat: We've made a whole lot of memories.
Sam: Yeah. We have.
Sam's phone rings
Sam: Oh Melanie's calling me. Hello?
Melanie: Sam it's Melanie. I have something to tell you.
Sam: You got kicked out of boarding school.
Melanie: No. Mom has something to tell us. You need to get to Seattle right now. You can bring Cat with you if you want.
Sam: Okay I'll be there soon.
Melanie: Okay. Bye.
Cat: What was it?
Sam: Melanie says my mom has a surprise to tell us and wants me to come to Seattle right away.
Sam: She said you can come with.
Sam and Cat are riding on Sam's bike to Seattle
Cat: What do you think the surprise is?
Sam: You're asking me? I don't even know.
Cat: She better not force you to move back to Seattle.
Sam: I know Cat.
Cat: I need you.
Sam: I need you too.
Sam and Cat have arrived in Seattle at Sam's old house
Cat: Is this your old house?
Sam and Cat walk in
Sam: Okay I'm here.
Pam: Good. Sam, Melanie I have a surprise for you.
Melanie: What's the surprise?
Mr. Puckett walks in
Mr. Puckett: Me.
Sam and Melanie: Dad?
Cat: You have a dad?
Melanie: He left us when Sam and I were young.
Mr. Puckett: Is this your little roommate.
Sam: Yes that's Cat.
Mr. Puckett: Oh I love cats.
Cat: Me too.
Sam quickly texts Freddie everything
Sam: Freddie is shocked that your back.
Melanie: Oh how is Freddie?
Sam: Alright I guess.
Pam: You two still boyfriend and girlfriend?
Mr. Puckett: I can't wait to meet him.
Freddie walks in
Freddie: I'm here. What's wrong?
Cat: Sam and Melanie's dad returned.
Sam: It's true.
Freddie: You're Sam's dad?
Mr. Puckett: Yep. And your Freddie Benson from iCarly.
Sam: You watched iCarly?
Mr. Puckett: Yes. I'm proud of you.
Melanie: Are you two going to get back together?
Mr. Puckett: Melanie as much as I want to.
Pam: We're better off as friends.
Sam: Where have you been all of our lives?
Mr. Puckett: In jail.
Freddie: Is there anyone in your family that doesn't have a criminal record?
Sam: Just Melanie.
Cat: How is that possible?
Melanie: No idea.
Sam logs onto her Facebook account and updates her status saying her dad returned. Carly replies to Sam's post saying really? Sam responds yes.
Pam: Sam where's your friend Carly?
Sam: In Italy. You know that.
Pam: Sorry I forgot.
Freddie: So you weren't kidding when you said your dad left.
Cat: You thought she was making it up?
Freddie: Have you met her?
Melanie: She is shown to be a professional liar.
Sam: It's true. I tried to help Spencer once. (Reference to iRocked the Vote)
Freddie: Oh yeah when we had to do that stupid video to Wade Hobnocker Collins.
Mr. Puckett: What's a hobnocker?
Sam whispers it to her dad's ear
Mr. Puckett: That's gross.
Sam: And illegal.
Pam: Cat why did you dye your hair red?
Cat: Well one time when I walked in my old house, my brother threw a vase at me.
Cat: He thought I was a criminal.
Sam: What happened next?
Cat: Well the blood stained so I decided to dye it red.
Melanie: What was your original hair color?
Pam: Why don't you just dye it back?
Cat: I kind of like it red. It has nothing to do with my psychological problems.
Melanie: It was great catching up with you dad.
Sam: Yeah. We missed you.
Mr. Puckett: I missed you kids too.
Sam, Melanie, Pam, and Mr. Puckett all hug each other as the story ends
Note: Sam's dad who was mentioned in the iCarly episodes iParty with Victorious and iLost My Mind finally returns
Note #2: There are references to #Pilot #SecretSafe #DollSitting and #TheKillerTunaJump
Note #3: Pam, Freddie, and Melanie from iCarly, along with Sam's old house from iCarly, appears in this story
Note #4: Wade Collins AKA Hobnocker guy from the iCarly episode iRocked the Vote is mentioned
Note #5: Sam mentions the time she helped Spencer lie which was the subplot to iRocked the Vote
Note #6: Carly and Spencer Shay from iCarly along with Robbie Shapiro from Victorious are mentioned