Cat is getting ready for school
Sam: Dressing up for school?
Cat: Yes. If you want, you can come and visit us. Sikowitz doesn't mind.
Sam: Okay I got nothing else to do. I'm sure Jade will want to see me again.
Cat: Sweet. Let's go.
Cat Valentine TheSlap Update: Heading off to Hollywood Arts. I love that school so much. FEELING: Awesome
At Hollywood Arts High School, Tori and the others walk in
Tori: Thanks for the ride André.
André: No problem.
Trina: Why didn't you want me to take you to school?
Tori: Because André doesn't need me to shave him.
Robbie: Hey guys.
Tori: Sup Robbie.
Cat and Sam walk in
André: Sup Cat.
Jade: Hey Sam.
Sam: Sup Jade.
Beck: What are you doing here?
Trina: Yeah you don't go to school here.
Sam: I came to visit.
School bell rings
Tori: Time to get to class.
At Sikowitz's class, he's teaching the class how to act as married couple while being grouchy
Tori: I am so happy we got married!
André: Me too!
Jade: I love being married!
Beck: It feels great!
Sikowitz: And cut. You may take your seats.
Sam: That was funny.
Sikowitz: Sam it was great for you to come visit us.
Robbie: Just don't let Vice Principal Dickers find out.
Jade: He's a skunk bag.
Tori: He gave us all Saturday detentions.
Cat: And yelled at us.
André: He's the worst.
Sam: What's he going to do. Suspend Cat since we're roommates.
Beck: Just be a lookout for him.
School bell rings
Sikowitz: Class dismissed.
They go to their lockers
Sam: Nice locker Tori.
Jade: Hey Sam wanna see my locker?
Jade shows Sam her locker
Jade: I decorated it black with scissors.
Sam: Nice. Who's locker is this with baby bottle nipples?
Robbie: Oh that's my locker.
Principal Dickers is walking down the stairs
Tori: Crud it's Dickers.
Dickers: Hey blonde!
Dickers: Do you go to school here?
Dickers: Then get out. Only people who go to school here are allowed in.
André: But she's visiting.
Dickers: Shut it Harris.
Cat: Can't my roommate stay for the day?
Dickers: She's your roommate?
Dickers: Cat you're suspended for 2 weeks.
Dickers: Because you aren't allowed to bring in people who don't go to school here. Whether she's visiting or not! Now get out now!
Cat leaves crying
Sam: Dude that's too harsh.
Dickers: Yeah well you better leave before I call the cops!
Sam: Fine. I got better stuff to do anyways.
Dickers: What are you punks looking at! Get to class!
Jade: (whispers) Skunk bag.
Dickers: I heard that West!
Jade: You were supposed to.
Tori walks by Trina
Trina: Hey what happened?
Tori: Dickers suspended Cat.
Beck: Apparently she can't let Sam visit.
Trina: Well that's stupid.
Robbie: He should be arrested.
Tori: Let's discuss this later.
Back at Apartment #22
Sam: Cat I'm so sorry I got you suspended.
Cat: It's okay Sam. It's not your fault.
Sam: Dickers really is the worst. I guess it shows since it's his name.
Cat: What am I going to do?
Sam: I'm sure your friends can get you your homework.
Cat: I'll be in the bathroom. For an hour. Or 6.
Sam: Don't cry kid.
Cat didn't hear Sam and goes to the bathroom to cry
As she does, there's a knock at the door
Sam: Who is it?
Jade: It's us.
Tori: Can we come in?
They walk in
Beck: How's Cat?
Sam: Terrible. She ran to the bathroom to cry.
Trina: Dickers is such a horrible person.
Robbie: He doesn't own the school.
Jade: We should get revenge on him for suspending Cat.
Sam: We will. Cat told me the stuff he did to you guys. Giving you Saturday detention and yelling at you.
Tori: What are you going to do?
Jade: Butter sock?
Sam: Butter sock.
Trina: What's a butter sock?
Beck: It's a sock filled with butter.
Sam: I've been using this bad boy since 2009.
Sam: Because of the Totally Teri writers.
Robbie: Oh I remember that.
Tori: They stole a lot of ideas from iCarly.
Jade: Alright let's kick the dick in Dickers.
They head off to get revenge
Back with Dickers
Lane: Dickers why did you have to go suspend Cat like that?
Helen: Yeah that is not your job.
Dickers: I do what I want!
Helen: Who hired him?
Lane: The superintendent.
Helen: He made a terrible mistake.
Dickers: I'm going home! If you try to get Cat back in the school, you're both getting detention!
Sikowitz: Man he really is the worst.
Lane: For real.
Dickers is at his house while Sam and the others (excluding Cat) have arrived
Trina: This is where he lives?
Jade: Yep. I tracked him down.
Sam: Alright time to beat his ass.
André: Good luck you two.
Jade: Thanks, André.
Tori: Trina you should help them.
Robbie: You and Cat are friends.
Beck: Besides you can irritate him with your terrible singing.
Jade: Yeah if you help us, maybe we'll actually like you.
Trina: Okay I'll do it. For Cat.
Sam: Shall I?
Jade: Go ahead.
Sam kicks down Dickers's door
Sam: Yeah it's me!
Jade: You shouldn't have suspended Cat.
Dickers: Well I did. Nobody is allowed to visit Hollywood Arts without a pass.
Trina: You know she's from iCarly.
Dickers: Oh yeah. That webshow sucked ass. I'm glad you guys ended it. Freddie should die and rot in hell.
Sam gets very angry at Dickers. She had a lot of fun doing iCarly. Sam takes out her butter sock and starts beating him with it
Sam: You do not fucking talk about my boyfriend like that!
Trina: Yeah. He's hot.
Trina starts kicking Dickers until he faints
Jade: Call your dad.
Trina: On it.
Mr. Vega comes to arrest Dickers
Mr. Vega: You're going away for a long time.
Tori: Ha ha.
Sam: Who are you?
Lane: She's the principal.
Helen: Tell Cat she can come back to school starting tomorrow.
Sam: I will.
Beck: You were amazing.
Robbie: He got what he deserved.
Jade: I can't believe I'm saying this but thanks for the help Trina.
Trina: You're welcome.
Back at the apartment, Sam told Cat she can come back to school
Cat: You guys beat him up?
Sam: Yep. Well I used my butter sock and Trina used her karate skills on him.
Jade: And now he's in jail.
Tori: Never to return.
Cat: Thank you.
Trina: You're our friend.
Robbie: Yeah we do anything for you.
Beck: You'd do the same for us.
Cat: I love you guys.
Sam, Jade, Robbie, Tori, Beck, André, and Trina: We love you too, Cat.
They all hug as the story ends
Note: This is a crossover between Victorious and Sam & Cat
Note #2: Vice Principal Dickers from the Victorious episode "The Breakfast Bunch" appears in this story
Note #3: Helen from Drake & Josh appears as she is still the principal at Hollywood Arts
Note #4: The events of the iCarly episode iTake on Dingo is mentioned by Tori