Thanks to DaveyWalker for the titles and shows for the rest of Season 1. NOTE: I have changed the title of the Season 1 finale. it's called "Hey Family Guy!", instead.
Stewie: Well, we should be headind to the next episode
Kid Danger: We were supposed to save you!
Bertram: I'll take that!
Kid Danger trips Bertram
Kid Danger: We win
Bertram: Stewie, what are doing with that machete! Aahh!
Stewie: That's for hurting my friend, and this is for still being alive
Shoots AK-47 three times
Bertram: S-S-Stewart, No!
Stewie: Kid Danger, wanna take it from here?
Kid Danger: Yeah, you should get to the next show so you don't make this episode too long it's already 129 words.
Meanwhile, Hollywood, CA
Trina: Tori, I just qead on the Slap that Steven Carson is returning to Hollywood Arts!
Steven Carson's The Slap Update: I'm Back! Watch yourself ToriVega! I'm coming for you! FEELING: DEVILISH }:-]
Sikowitz: No class, go home!
Sikowitz: It's called acting, take your seats
Rex: Man, he sure puts the psycho in Sikowitz!
Steven: Hey, is this the class with Tori Vega?
Sikowitz: Go away, Steven Carson!
Steven: NO! I'M HERE FOR REVENGE ON TORI VEGA!
Tori: Why me?
Steven: I don't have money to fly to Italy to kill Carly, so i'm gonna kill you!
Sikowitz:Perfect opening for todays project: "Hollywood Arts Murder Mystery!"
Rex: Get the heck outta here, boy.
Steven: Quiet, Puppet
Robbie: Hey! He doesn't like being called puppet
Steven: I was talking to you, Shapiro
All of a sudden, a flicker of light whooshes and Brian and Stewie appear. The world is animated, now!
Stewie: Uh, hello, i'm Stewie, and this is Brian
Cat: What's up with your head, Stewie?
Cat: What's that supposed to mean!?
Later that night, Tori is home alone watching a movie
Tori: No, don't go into the closet, gaah! He went in...
Out of nowhere, Steven comes up and throws a sack over Tori's body
Tori: (muffled) help, Andre, Trina, anyone!
Steven: don't bother, noone can hear you're pansy a** cries!
Tori: LET ME GO!
The next morning
Trina: Tori, Tori? Hello? Huh, what is this?
Steven (V.O., Letter): if you ever wanna see Tori again, come to the Hollywood sign at 7:15 P.M., Sharp. Bring the dog and baby
Trina: Oh, no!
André's home, phone rings
Charlotte: WHO IS IT?
Charlotte: I DON'T KNOW YOU!
André: Get off the line, Grandma!
Charlotte: OKAY, ANDRÉ!
André: what happened
Trina: Tori's been kidnapped and this letter says if we wanna see her again, to meet him at the Hollywood sign at 7:15 P.M. and bring the dog and baby?
André's The Slap update:
Skipping Sikowitz, Brian, Charlotte, Stewie, Cat, Beck, Jade and I are rescuing Tori from Steven_Carson! FEELING: MAD AF }:(
Steven: Good, you made it! Not a moment too soon! I was about to kick Tori off the "H" to her death
Stewie: We're gonna kick your ass
Steven: Not. So. Fast. Stewart!
Steven points gun at Stewie
André: Woah, take it easy, man!
Charlotte: WHERE AM I!
Jade: On the Hollywood sign, moron
Charlotte: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU!
Brian: is Steven wearing a mask?
Beck: He is
André: Cat, get the mask off him
Cat: what's that supposed to mean?
Stewie: allow me
Charlotte: FOOTBALL-HEADED BABY!
Stewie rips the mask off "Steven" to reveal Bertram's face
Bertram: Heeereee's Bertram!
Stewie kicks Bertram off the H, causing Bertram to fall to his death
Stewie: THE SHINING SUCKED!
Stewie's The Slap update:
I killed the bad guy, who was my half-brother in disguise! FEELING: VICTORIOUS! :D
Next Up: (special request for a friends birtday) Johnny X vs. Stewie and Brian. Special request? Tell me in the review section!