Thanks to DaveyWalker for the titles and shows for the rest of Season 1. NOTE: I have changed the title of the Season 1 finale. it's called "Hey Family Guy!", instead.


Vic-Family Guy!


Stewie: Well, we should be headind to the next episode


Kid Danger: We were supposed to save you!


Bertram: I'll take that!


Kid Danger trips Bertram


Kid Danger: We win


Bertram: Stewie, what are doing with that machete! Aahh!


Stewie: That's for hurting my friend, and this is for still being alive


Shoots AK-47 three times


Bertram: S-S-Stewart, No!


Stewie: Kid Danger, wanna take it from here?


Kid Danger: Yeah, you should get to the next show so you don't make this episode too long it's already 129 words.


Meanwhile, Hollywood, CA


Trina: Tori, I just qead on the Slap that Steven Carson is returning to Hollywood Arts!


Steven Carson's The Slap Update: I'm Back! Watch yourself ToriVega! I'm coming for you! FEELING: DEVILISH }:-]


Sikowitz: No class, go home!


Class: YAY!


Sikowitz: It's called acting, take your seats


Rex: Man, he sure puts the psycho in Sikowitz!


Steven: Hey, is this the class with Tori Vega?


Sikowitz: Go away, Steven Carson!


Steven: NO! I'M HERE FOR REVENGE ON TORI VEGA!


Tori: Why me?


Steven: I don't have money to fly to Italy to kill Carly, so i'm gonna kill you!


Sikowitz:Perfect opening for todays project: "Hollywood Arts Murder Mystery!"


Rex: Get the heck outta here, boy.


Steven: Quiet, Puppet


Robbie: Hey! He doesn't like being called puppet


Steven: I was talking to you, Shapiro


All of a sudden, a flicker of light whooshes and Brian and Stewie appear. The world is animated, now!


Stewie: Uh, hello, i'm Stewie, and this is Brian


Andre: 'Sup!


Brian: Yo!


Cat: What's up with your head, Stewie?


Stewie: Idiot!


Cat: What's that supposed to mean!?


Later that night, Tori is home alone watching a movie


Tori: No, don't go into the closet, gaah! He went in...


Out of nowhere, Steven comes up and throws a sack over Tori's body


Tori: (muffled) help, Andre, Trina, anyone!


Steven: don't bother, noone can hear you're pansy a** cries!


Tori: LET ME GO!


The next morning


Trina: Tori, Tori? Hello? Huh, what is this?


Steven (V.O., Letter): if you ever wanna see Tori again, come to the Hollywood sign at 7:15 P.M., Sharp. Bring the dog and baby


Trina: Oh, no!


André's home, phone rings


Charlotte: WHO IS IT?


Trina: Trina!


Charlotte: I DON'T KNOW YOU!


André: Get off the line, Grandma!


Charlotte: OKAY, ANDRÉ!


André: what happened


Trina: Tori's been kidnapped and this letter says if we wanna see her again, to meet him at the Hollywood sign at 7:15 P.M. and bring the dog and baby?


André's The Slap update:


Skipping Sikowitz, Brian, Charlotte, Stewie, Cat, Beck, Jade and I are rescuing Tori from Steven_Carson! FEELING: MAD AF }:(


Hollywood sign


Steven: Good, you made it! Not a moment too soon! I was about to kick Tori off the "H" to her death


Stewie: We're gonna kick your ass


Steven: Not. So. Fast. Stewart!


Steven points gun at Stewie


André: Woah, take it easy, man!


Charlotte: WHERE AM I!


Jade: On the Hollywood sign, moron


Charlotte: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU!


Brian: is Steven wearing a mask?


Beck: He is


André: Cat, get the mask off him


Cat: what's that supposed to mean?


Stewie: allow me


Charlotte: FOOTBALL-HEADED BABY!


Stewie rips the mask off "Steven" to reveal Bertram's face


Bertram: Heeereee's Bertram!


Stewie kicks Bertram off the H, causing Bertram to fall to his death


Stewie: THE SHINING SUCKED!


Everyone cheers!


Stewie's The Slap update:


I killed the bad guy, who was my half-brother in disguise! FEELING: VICTORIOUS! :D


Next Up: (special request for a friends birtday) Johnny X vs. Stewie and Brian. Special request? Tell me in the review section!