Screen Title: #Sam&CatVacationCross-A-Rooney
Sam, Cat, and Dice are planning a week long vacation to Wisconsin
Cat: I can't believe we're going to Wisconsin.
Dice: This is going to be so much fun.
Sam: You're welcome.
Cat: Who's going to watch the apartment?
Sam: I asked Jade.
Jade walks in
Jade: I'm here.
Sam: Thanks for watching over our place.
Jade: What are friends for.
Cat: Bye Jade.
Dice: See ya.
Jade: Have fun on your vacation.
Cat: Don't destroy anything while we're gone.
Jade: No promises.
Sam, Cat and Dice get in Cat's car and drives off
Sam: Wisconsin here we come.
We now cut to Stevens Point, Wisconsin outside the Rooney house where Parker and Joey are playing football
Joey: Parker go long.
Joey throws a football and Parker catches it
Joey: Nice catch.
Liv: It's nice to see you two getting along.
Maddie: You're like best friends.
Parker: Joey think fast.
Parker throws the football but it hits a window
Joey: You hit the neighbor's window. Run.
They run inside
Karen: Parker what have we told you about playing football?
Parker: I didn't throw it in our window.
Joey: It's my fault. I meant to throw it to Parker but I missed.
Pete: Well I'm afraid you're going to be grounded.
Karen: Unless, if you do the chores for tonight, you'll be off the hook.
Karen and Pete walk away
Liv: Joey that was sweet to stick up to Parker like that.
Joey: He would have done the same for me.
Parker: Thanks for sticking up to me.
Joey: No problem.
We now cut back to Sam, Cat, and Dice
Dice: How close are we to Wisconsin?
Cat: 5 more miles.
Sam: I heard Wisconsin is a wonderful state.
Cat: Don't they get a lot of tornadoes?
Dice: No that's Oklahoma.
Sam: And other states including; Texas, Kansas, Tennessee, and Florida.
Dice: Doesn't Sikowitz teach you that?
Cat: No he's an acting teacher.
Sam: Why does he never wear shoes?
Cat: I don't know.
They have entered Wisconsin
Dice: We're in Wisconsin.
Sam: Damn, it's beautiful in person.
Cat: Where are we staying at again?
Sam: At Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
Dice: That's where Maddie Rooney lives.
Sam: I've heard of her. She's so popular.
Cat's engine starts to buffer
Cat: What's happening to my car?
Dice: I think the engine buffered.
Cat: Man what'll we do now?
Sam: How about we ask that house for help?
They go up to the Rooney house and knocks
Karen: Hi can I help you?
Cat: Hi our car broke down?
Pete: That's terrible.
Dice: Can you help us get it towed and fixed.
Karen: Of course we can. In the meantime, you can stay here with us.
Cat: I'll go unload our stuff.
Pete: What's your names?
Sam: I'm Sam. She's Cat, and that's Dice.
Karen: I'm Karen. This is my husband Pete.
Liv: Hey what's going on.
Maddie: No way you're Sam from iCarly.
Sam: And you're the famous Maddie Rooney.
Joey: What are you doing here?
Karen: Their car broke down.
Pete: They're staying here with us.
Parker: I'm Parker.
Cat: Okay I got all of our stuff.
Cat sees Joey and opens her mouth ride
Sam: Cat? Cat? You okay?
Cat: Huh Oh yeah.
Karen: Dice you'll stay with Parker and Joey. Sam you and Cat can get the guest room.
Parker: I guess we're roommates.
Joey: Our room is the best.
Sam and Cat go to the guest room
Cat: Nice guest room.
Sam: Eh it's okay.
3 hours later, they're eating pizza and Cat is staring at Joey as she has fallen in love with him
Joey: Why is red head staring at me?
Karen: Cat please stop staring. It's not polite.
Cat: Sorry Karen.
Sam: So Dice how you liking being with Parker?
Dice: Great. He and I became fast friends.
Cat: That's nice.
Cat is still staring at Joey
Sam: Cat let me take you to the guest room.
Cat: Kay Kay.
In the guest room
Sam: Why do you keep staring at Joey?
Cat: I think I'm in love with him.
Sam: You're what?
Cat: I'M IN LOVE WITH JOEY!
Sam: Why are you in love with him?
Cat: I don't know. The moment I saw him, my heart went pounding.
Sam: If you're in love with him, that means you're cheating on Robbie.
Cat: I don't know what to do.
Sam: Try to get over it. You don't want to lose Robbie do you?
Sam: Then stop having a crush on Joey.
Cat: Okay I'll try.
Liv and Maddie have heard the conversation
Liv: Did you hear that?
Maddie: Yeah. We got to get Cat to stop falling in Love with Joey or she'll lose her boyfriend.
Sam and Cat walk out which causes Liv and Maddie to fall
Liv: Hey how's it going?
Sam: We're you eavesdropping?
Maddie: Yes. We're here to help Cat get out of her crush with Joey.
Cat: You're really going to help?
Liv: Of course we are.
Maddie: You must really love this Robbie guy so we're going to help you get out of your crush with Joey.
Cat: Thank you.
They go back to the living room
Joey: What took you so long?
Cat: We got lost.
Parker: It's not that small of a house.
Sam: Where did your parents go?
Dice: They went out. They said Liv and Maddie are in charge.
Cat: Oh okay.
Cat is starting to drool
Parker: Uh she's drooling.
Maddie: Oh what a coincidence.
Liv: I'll get the mop.
Sam: Come on Cat. Let me get you a drink.
In the bathroom
Cat: I'm sorry I couldn't help it.
Maddie: If his girlfriend sees this, she's going to get mad.
Sam: He has a girlfriend?
Liv: Yes. Her name is Willow Cruz.
Sam: He should invite her over.
They walk back in
Joey: I invited Willow over.
Parker: His girlfriend?
Cat: Ding dong.
Joey: Why'd you do that?
Cat: Do what?
Willow walks in
Willow: Hey baby.
Joey: Sup cutie pie.
Sam: That's his girlfriend?
Willow: Whoa you're Sam from iCarly.
Sam: Yeah hey.
Joey: Their car broke down so they're staying with us.
Cat: Sam can I talk to you, Liv, and Maddie in the back.
In the back
Maddie: What did you want to talk about?
Cat: I don't think I have a crush on Joey anymore.
Sam: You sure?
Cat: Yes. He doesn't seem attractive anymore.
Liv: Of course. Willow must have cured you.
Cat: Thank goodness.
Back in the living room, Karen and Pete walk in
Pete: We got your car back.
Karen: It's fixed.
Sam: Now we can go home.
Parker: Do you have to go so soon?
Dice: I'm afraid so. It's a long drive to California.
Cat: Thanks for having us stay here.
Karen: No problem.
Liv, Maddie, Joey, Parker: Bye.
Dice: See ya.
Sam, Cat, and Dice leave
Willow: What is cool having an iCarly star at your house?
Joey: Did you forget that Maddie is a star?
Sam, Cat, and Dice are on their way back home
Sam: That was a great vacation.
Dice: I really hit it off with Parker.
Cat: Same with Liv and Maddie.
Dice: I heard you were in love with Joey. I was nearby.
Sam: We got her to stop being in love with him.
Dice: Good. I don't think that Robbie guy would have liked it. Remember when he thought Freddie was fadoodling with her?
Sam: Overall, this was a great adventure.
Dice: I don't think we'll ever forget this.
Cat: I sure hope not.
Note: This is a 45 minute crossover between Sam & Cat and Liv & Maddie
Note #2: Jade briefly appears in the beginning meaning this takes place after the Sam & Cat special #TheKillerTunaJump. However, since she only appears for a few seconds, it's not enough to make it a crossover with Victorious
Note #3: The title is a reference to each title of Liv & Maddie having the A-Rooney in it
Note #4: Erwin Sikowitz and Robbie Shapiro from Victorious are mentioned
Note #5: Freddie Benson from iCarly is mentioned
Note #6: This is taking place during the summer of 2014