A camera turns on revealing pair of bright green eyes staring into it.

"Is it on love?" a British accented male voice says.

"I think so" a female voice with a diluted British accent replies, "Honestly I have no fucking idea"

"Here hand me the camera Alice" the male says.

"Fine, maybe you can figure out how it work Arthur" Alice replies handing the camera to Arthur who takes it from her and sets it on a tripod revealing a kitchen. Arthur and Alice then appear behind a counter. Arthur is wearing a dark green Sex Pistols tee-shirt covered by a black leather jacket, a union jack bandanna around his neck, black skinny jeans and black converse sneakers. He also carries a black guitar case on his back with a union jack styled electric guitar in it. Alice is wearing a black spaghetti strap gothic lolitta dress, a black leather jacket, black fingerless gloves, black and white striped tights, black knee-high high-heeled gothic rocker boots and a silver necklace with the omega symbol on it. She also has on light pink eyeshadow, heavy black eyeliner and pale pink lipgloss. "Hello people of Youtube i'm Arthur" Arthur states.

"And i'm Alice' Alice replies slightly annoyed.

"And today were going to show you how to make chocolate scones" Arthur replies, "Love why don't you tell them what we'll need".

"For this recipe you will need, 1 and 2/3 cups flour, be careful not to overmeasure, 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 and 1/2 teaspoons baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 cup unsalted butter frozen, 1/2 cup + 1 tablespoon heavy cream, 1 large egg, 1 and 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 6 ounces semisweet chocolate coarsely chopped" Alice says showing each ingredient.

"Step one is to preheat the oven to 204C degrees. Adjust baking rack to the middle-low position. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat" Arthur explains.

"Next In a large bowl, whisk the flour, cocoa, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt. Grate the frozen butter. Toss the grated butter into the flour mixture and combine it with a pastry cutter, your fingers, or two knives until the mixture resembles coarse meal" Alice explains

"In a small bowl, whisk the cream, egg, and vanilla together. Drizzle it over the flour mixture and then toss the mixture together with a rubber spatula until everything appears moistened. Add more heavy cream, 1 teaspoon at a time, until it comes together, if needed. Slowly and gently fold in the chopped chocolate. Try your best to not overwork the dough at any point. Work the dough into a ball with floured hands as best you can and transfer to the prepared baking sheet" Arthur says as they begin making a mess as Alice whisks to hard. Arthur then accidentally drops the heavy cream spilling it all over the floor. Alice also accidentally added too much baking powder while Arthur measured the flour wrong.

"Press into a neat 8″ disc and cut into 8 equal wedges with a very sharp knife. Separate the scones and line them on the baking sheet with a little space between each one" Alice replied as Arthur and Alice begin slicing them up not noticing the how misshapen they have become.

"Bake for 20-25 minutes or until cooked through; use a toothpick to check for doneness-a toothpick inserted will come out mostly clean" Arthur states putting the scones in the oven. However what he didn't realize is that he set the stove to the wrong temperature. Within ten minuets they catch on fire. Alice quickly grabs the fire extinguisher and puts the fire out.

"Remove scones from the oven and allow to cool for just a couple minutes" Alice replies as Arthur pulls the burnt pieces of charcoal out of the oven.

"Scones are best enjoyed right away, though leftover scones keep well at room temperature for 2 extra days" Arthur replies as he and Alice then look at each other and the kitchen and see the mess they made. They are both covered in flour, cinnamon and sugar plus scone batter. There is heave cream all over the floor and scone batter on the walls. The oven is completely burned on the inside and there is somehow multiple egg yolks dripping from the ceiling.

"Bloody hell look at this mess" Arthur complains grabbing his head in frustration, "And the bloody scones came out burnt again" he says placing his face in his hands, "I can't do anything right" he says sadly. Alice feeling bad for her boyfriend grabs one of the scones and takes a bite.

"Oh my god these are amazing" she replies shocked as Arthur lifts up his head.

"Really?" he asks.

"Yes" Alice replies as he pulls her into a passionate kiss. After pulling away Alice then tackles him to the floor kissing him even more passionately as the knock the camera over in the process