In the ball of Beacon, everyone was dressed to the nines. Word of our marriage already reached the grapevine and Yang was unbearable with her remarks.

-"Tell me your prenuptial includes how many kids. Jauney got seven sisters. You will be poping kids nonstop."

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Weiss fanned herself.

-"I had no need for a prenuptial. I'm confident we got this." And she intertwined our hands.

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I gave her a quick peck and got into the stage. DJ saw the signal and the music stopped.

Commandeering the microphone, I addressed Beacon's ballroom before Goodwitch could smite me.

-"I invite Cardin to join me."

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He came into the stage accompanied by Blake. She was using a lovely kimono. And a veil.

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I gave him a thumbs up.

-"Please, lend an ear to my father in law. He got some important stuff to share with us."

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Jacques carried himself with all the poise of Atlas' finest. He greeted Cardin with a firm handshake. Then he addressed the veiled shape.

-"What a lovely vision of beauty."

Daddy in-law clapped Cardin boyo in the back and took the microphone.

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-"I will be succinct. I want every corner of Remnant, from Beacon to every kingdom. I want everyone to hear my words:

I, Jacques Schnee, do approve and support the choice of Cardin Winchester."

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He returned the microphone while I addressed the expectant crowd.

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I put the microphone close to Cardin when he went down on a knee.

-"I, Cardin from House Winchester, our line which stretches back to Orleans, do ask of you-"

He took out a ring from his front pocket and with a voice thick with emotion, continued.

"-...would, would you be my wife?"

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A feminine hand offered her ring finger and I moved the microphone to her veil, just as we practiced.

-"I, Blake Belladona, from the tribe of Kali.-"

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I was watching my daddy in law smiling to the crowd.

His back stiffened and his pupils dilated.

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Blake continued.

"- do accept. The cycle of hate must come to an end. And you are cute."

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Cardin ripped Blake's veil and grabbing hold of her faunus' ears, he kissed her senseless in front of a cheering crowd.

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Jaques was spitting nails while still looking good for the cameras.

-"Why, you little bastard. No one gets the better of Jaques Schnee."

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I didn't reply to him.

My scroll was linked up to the projector screen and it started to display the inflammatory list that Blake and I created.

-"Faunus from Remnant. I, Lord Protector, will see that the Schnee Dust Company implements these changes."

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My wife was laughing while daddy dearest was openly growling.

She patted his arm.

-"Worry not, he can't force you."

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I sent her a flying kiss.

-"If they don't, I will break an oath to keep an oath, divorcing my sweet Snow Angel. They will lose at least 35 billion lien as a low estimate."

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Now Weiss was frozen solid. Rigid like a popsicle.

-"ARE YOU INSANE?! ARE YOU MAAAADD?!"

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I winked and fired a finger gun.

-"Arc raving mad."

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Fin.