At Sam Cat's house, Cat is putting her backpack on for school
Sam: Getting ready for school, Cat?
Cat: You know it.
Sam: Say hi for Jade for me.
Cat: Kay Kay.
Cat's phone dings
Sam: Who texted?
Sam is wandering in her mind trying to remember who Tori was
Sam: The girl with the cheekbones?
Sam: What did she say?
Cat: She has an announcement to make at school and she wants you to be there.
Sam: Why does she want me there?
Cat: Cause your my roommate and she liked watching you on iCarly.
Sam: Okay I'll go put some jeans on.
At Hollywood Arts High School, Cat and Sam walk into Sikowitz's class
Cat: Hi everyone.
Beck: Sup Cat.
Robbie: Hey Cat.
Jade: Hey Sam.
Sam: Sup Jade.
Cat: Did you guys get a text from Tori too?
Beck: Everyone did.
Sikowitz: She and André said they have something to share with us.
Tori and André walk into Sikowitz's class
André: Oh good they're all here.
Jade: What's this about?
Tori: Everyone you all know André and I have been dating for quite a while now.
Robbie: Yeah we know.
Cat: You're one of the most popular couples at school.
André: Tell them the news.
Sam: What news?
Tori: André and I are getting married.
Sikowitz: You're what?
Jade: They said they're getting married.
Beck: When's the wedding?
Cat: I knew they would get together.
Robbie: Everyone knew.
Sam: Uh not me.
Jade: You weren't Cat's roommate at the time.
Sikowitz: We're all proud of you guys getting married.
Tori: Aw thanks.
At the Vega house, Tori is getting prepared for the wedding
Trina: So you and André are finally getting married?
Tori: Yeah we are.
Trina: I'm so happy for you.
Tori: Who are you and what have you done with my sister? The Trina I know would never say anything like that.
Trina: It's still me Tori. I'm a huge Tandré shipper.
Sinjin: It's your guys shipping name.
Trina: All couples have one.
Sinjin: Cat and Robbie are Cabbie.
Trina: Jade and Beck are Bade.
Tori: So I guess Sam and Freddie are Seddie.
Trina: For a person who is a fan of iCarly, you sure did not know that their shipped name is Seddie.
Sinjin: Are we invited to the wedding too?
Tori: Sure. But don't be weird.
Sinjin: Got it.
Tori: And don't brag about being a want to be star.
Trina: I won't.
Tori: You promise?
Trina: I promise.
Tori's phone beeps
Tori: André wants me to go to Inside Out Burger with Cat and the others.
Sinjin: Have fun.
At Inside Out Burger, a waitress walks to their table and hands the gang burgers and fries
Blake: Here's your food.
Jade: So you invited your wanna be star of a sister to the wedding?
Tori: Relax I already told her not to brag about it.
Beck: So who did you guys get to sponsor the wedding?
André: Aw crud we forgot to ask someone to be the sponsor.
Sam: Relax, I can get you a sponsor.
Sam: I can call my boyfriend Freddie over and he can be the sponsor.
Robbie: I love Freddie.
Rex: Don't be gay.
Sam gets out her PearPhone and dials a number
We now cut to Bushwell Plaza at apartment 8-D where Freddie walks up to his apartment. He takes out his phone and answers it
Freddie: Hey Sam. What's up.
Sam: Freddie I need to tell you something.
Freddie: What's going on?
Sam: You remember that Tori girl from the party?
Freddie: You mean that girl with the nice cheekbones who also looks like Shelby Marx?
Sam: That's the one.
Freddie: Well what about Tori.
Sam: She and her boyfriend André aregetting married.
Freddie: They are?
Freddie's mom steps out of the apartment
Marissa: Who are you talking to?
Freddie: Mom please. I'm on the phone with Sam.
Marissa: You better not be starring at Carly's door again.
Freddie: I'm not.
Marissa: Good. Because she is in Italy, and she will never love you.
Freddie groans at his mom as she steps back in
Sam: Freddie you still there?
Freddie: Yeah. Did you say Tori and her boyfriend are getting married?
Sam: Yeah but they forgot to get a sponsor. Can you come down to LA and sponsor it?
Freddie: Yeah. When's the wedding?
Freddie: I will be there.
Sam: Okay, bye.
The call ends as T-Bo steps out of the apartment
T-Bo: Hey your mom says she has an itch.
Freddie: I told her that's not my responsibility!
Freddie angrily walks in his door as we cut back to the others
Tori: Is Freddie coming?
André: Are you sure he can sponsor it?
Sam: Yeah. He's a tech wiz. He will be a great wedding sponsor.
Cat: Oh I wonder if he'll do his iCarly catchphrase.
Beck: About that, why doesn't he say one?
Sam: We have no idea.
Tori: Maybe because after he says two, the show starts and he doesn't want viewers to hear him say the one.
Robbie: That makes sense.
Dice walks in
Dice: Hey I'm so sorry I was late. My baseball practice ran too long.
Cat: No worries.
Dice: What did I miss?
Jade: Tori and André are getting married?
Dice: Shut up.
Beck: Never tell Jade to shut up.
André: It's true.
Tori: We are getting married.
Dice: Well when's the wedding?
Sam: Saturday. Freddie is coming to be the sponsor.
Dice: Why's Freddie the sponsor?
Jade: They forgot to get one.
Dice: Well it's nice that an iCarly star is sponsoring your wedding.
Robbie: Freddie's hot.
Cat: Stop being gay for Freddie.
Rex: He's not into you.
Robbie: How would you know? You weren't there.
Rex: I've seen your posts on TheSlap.
Dice: How is that puppet talking without you moving your lips?
Robbie: He doesn't like to be called a puppet.
Beck: Aren't you getting too old to be carrying around Rex?
André: Yeah dude. You're 18.
Tori: You really need to stop carrying Rex everywhere.
Robbie: He'll get mad if I don't take him with me.
Rex: I get mad either way.
The next day at Sam & Cat's place
Cat: The wedding is in a few days.
Sam: I know Cat.
Cat: This is so exciting.
Dice: Are they the first couple in your group to get married?
The doorbell rings
Cat: Ding dong.
Sam: It's open.
Freddie walks in
Freddie: Hey I'm here.
Sam: Hey Fredbaby.
Cat: Hi Freddie.
Freddie: Hey Cat.
Sam: So do you know how to be a wedding sponsor?
Freddie: Yeah. I know all about it.
Dice: So what was it like filming the iCarly webshow?
Freddie: It was fun. We had to stop the show a couple times due to Carly and Sam fighting but they made up.
Cat: You guys had a fight?
Sam: You and I had a fight before.
Dice: That was because of Gwen and Ruby.
Freddie: Who's Gwen and Ruby?
Sam: They're two con artists. They tricked Dice out of his $500.
Cat: And me out of my pink bike.
Dice: Then they tried to sabotage Sam & Cat's friendship by spraying Sam's bike pink and stealing Cat's bibble and hiding some under Sam's bed.
Freddie: That's horrible.
Cat: If you ever do meet them, don't fall for their tricks.
Dice: They might trick you into breaking up with Sam.
Sam: If they do, I'll rip their heads off!
Freddie: You do that.
Dice: Hey where did that Tori girl say the wedding will be at?
Cat: She wants to have it in the gym at school.
Sam: Why does she want to have it there?
Cat: Well it is our main location so she feels it's best to have it there.
Freddie: What school do you guys go to?
Cat: Hollywood Arts High School.
Dice: I go to the middle school.
Sam: Your school has a middle school?
Cat: Did you thought it was just a high school?
Sam: Well I never saw a middle school.
Dice: That's because it's in a different location.
Freddie: Okay well I'm going to go buy a tux at Mall-Mart.
Cat: Have fun.
Freddie walks out
Sam: Hey Dice how come you're not training Goomer?
Dice: He's out of town right now.
Cat: Where's he at?
Dice: I don't know. I don't always follow his life.
Sam: You don't need to get sassy.
Dice: I'm not!
We now to the Vega house
Trina: Tori should I wear this dress to the wedding?
Trina shows the dress she wore in the Victorious episode Prome Wrecker
Tori: I don't care.
Holly: I can't believe our little girl is getting married tomorrow.
David: We are so proud of you.
Tori: Thanks mom and dad.
Trina: I can't believe André is going to become my brother in law.
Tori: Well he can't believe you're going to be his sister in law.
Trina: Oh whatever.
André walks in
André: Tori I got the rings.
Trina: So André we're going to become in laws now huh.
André: Yeah, I guess so.
Trina: Is there anything you want me to do to consider me as an in law?
André: Stop claiming you can sing.
Trina: Well what else am I supposed to do?
Tori: You're good at karate so use that as your talent.
Tori: You hipped for tomorrow, baby?
André: As hipped as I'll ever be.
Trina: Where's the wedding at again?
André: We're hosting it in the gym at school.
Trina: Why does everything have to be at the school?
Tori: Why not. We hosted the prome there.
André: And all the plays and movies we filmed so we pretty much host everything there.
Trina: Well who's sponsoring the wedding?
Tori: Freddie Benson. Sam's boyfriend.
Trina: The hot boy from iCarly.
André: What ever iCarly Freddie is there?
Trina: Hey don't be a grunch.
Tori: He's not. We all know that's Jade's personality.
Jade appears out of nowhere
Jade: I'm right here.
They jump in fear
André: How did you get in?
Jade: Through the back.
Tori: Stop breaking into my house.
Jade: Hmm, no. I don't think I will.
Trina: Well what are you even doing here?
Jade: What I can't wish Tori and André luck on their wedding.
Trina: You didn't even like Tori until 2012.
Jade: Well things change Vega #2.
At the school gym, Beck, Robbie, Sinjin, and Sikowitz are decorating the place for the wedding
Robbie: So after tomorrow, Tori and André will be Mr. and Mrs. Vega.
Sam: Actually they'll be Mr. and Mrs. Harris.
Sikowitz: I always knew they would be the first to get married.
Sinjin: Everyone knew.
Beck: Even Jade.
Sam, Cat, Dice, and Freddie walk in
Freddie: Whoa this place is cool.
Cat: I know right.
Dice: So this is where I'll be in a couple years.
Sikowitz: Hey guys. Uh who's the dude?
Sam: My boyfriend Freddie.
Beck: It's cool, Sikowitz.
Robbie: He's the sponsor.
Sinjin: Can you give us a hand hanging these balloons?
Freddie: Yeah sure.
Cat: Thanks for letting me bring them with.
Sikowitz: Well technically you didn't ask.
Sikowitz: But they can still be here since you're close with them.
Sam: Where's Jade?
Beck: She went to Tori's.
Sinjin: To give them support.
Beck: She just texted me. She's on her way with Trina.
Sam: I thought they hated each other?
Robbie: She probably forced Trina to come with.
Sikowitz: That's Jade for you.
Jade and Trina walk in
Jade: I'm back.
Trina: She dragged me here by my will.
Sinjin: Tori and André aren't here are they?
Jade: Do you see them?
Trina: Then they aren't here.
Sam: This place is looking nice.
Robbie: We got to make it all nice for tomorrow.
Freddie: Okay I got the balloons all hung up.
Sikowitz: You think they're going to like it?
Jade: It's Tori.
Trina: What doesn't she like.
Cat: Shouldn't we hang a big sign that says "Make it Shine"?
Beck: That's the song she sang to get into the school.
Sam: So that's why there's a Make it Shine locker.
Robbie: I can go get some wallpaper and decorate it saying Make it Shine. I need someone to come with.
Sam: Freddie, Dice go with Robbie.
Jade: Because she said so.
Dice: Fine we'll go.
Sinjin: How do you put up with her?
Beck: I just do.
It's the night of the wedding
Cat: Oh tonight's the big night.
Sikowitz: Places people.
Robbie: We got time.
Beck: He wants us to be ready for when they arrive.
Sam: Where are they?
Trina: They stopped to get food at Bots.
Sinjin: What's Bots?
Dice: The restaurant near the beach where the waiters are robots.
Beck: We were there not too long ago.
Sinjin: Get off my case.
Jade's phone dings
Jade: They just texted.
Freddie: Are they on their way?
Jade: Yeah. They'll be here in 5 minutes.
Sam: Everyone take your seats!
Tori and André walk in as everyone cheers
André: Wow you went all out.
Tori: And you made a Make it Shine banner.
Robbie: We know how much you like it here.
Cat: Plus that was the song you sung to get in.
André: You made it to look exactly like her locker.
Freddie: Okay I'll go walk you to the stage.
Jade: Play the music already!
Beck and Sinjin start playing the wedding march
Sikowitz: They look so cute.
Dice: I barely knew them and I'm so proud of them.
Robbie: We're all proud of them.
Trina: Even I am.
Freddie: People we are gathered here today to gather the marriage between Tori Vega and André Harris. Tori do you take André to be your husband?
Tori: I do.
Freddie: And André do you take Tori to be your wife?
André: I do.
Freddie: Then I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Tori and André kiss as everyone cheers
Jade: Congrats Vega.
Sinjin: We're proud of you.
Cat: We'd knew you end up together.
Tori: Thanks Cat.
Sikowitz: So Tori are you going to change your name to Harris?
Tori: I might.
Sam: Tori have you noticed that you look like Shelby Marx?
Freddie: You look exactly like her.
Tori: I know, I get that a lot.
Trina: Some people thought they're related.
Jade: But they're not.
Beck: Take good care of her.
André: I will.
Tori: I love you baby.
André: I love you too, sweetheart.
They kiss again as the story ends