Riley's parents are heading out for the night
Riley: Do I really have to stay in tonight?
Cory: I'm afraid so.
Riley: But I'm a teenager.
Topanga: Sorry but we asked the babysitters to watch August and you have to stay to make sure he doesn't mess anything up.
Riley: Well can I invite Maya over?
Maya: I'm already here.
Cory: How did you get in?
Maya: Though the window.
Topanga: Oh that must be the babysitters.
Topanga opens the door and on the other side are Sam Puckett from iCarly/Sam & Cat and Cat Valentine from Victorious/Sam & Cat
Cory: Thanks so much for agreeing to babysit our son tonight.
Topanga: He can be a handful.
August: No I'm not.
Sam: You're paying us right?
Cory: Well if all goes well, we will pay you two $500.
Maya: Riley do you see the blonde girl?
Maya: That's Sam from the iCarly web show.
Riley: No way I love iCarly.
Maya: Who doesn't.
Topanga: August, you behave yourself and do whatever Sam and Cat tell you.
August: Yes mommy.
Cory and Topanga walk out and into their car and drives off
Riley: Are you really Sam Puckett from iCarly?
Sam: Yeah I'm Sam Puckett. Why?
Maya: You have no idea how much we are obsessed with that show.
Cat: Aw you still have fans.
Sam: I can tell.
Riley: Are you guys ever going to continue the show?
Sam: Well that depends.
Maya: Depends on what?
Sam: If Carly ever comes back from Italy.
August: Can someone get me a soda please?
Cat: Sure I'll get you a soda.
Sam: What's his name again?
Riley: It's August but most people call him Auggie.
Cat: Aw it's cute that he's named after a month.
Maya: You're named after the animal?
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?
August: I didn't really see all of iCarly but I watched some of it.
Sam: Did you like it?
August: Yeah but what was up with that Gibby guy?
Sam: No one knows.
Riley: He had a little crush on Carly.
Cat: Aw how cute.
Maya: So what have you been doing since the show ended?
Sam: Well I have been living with Cat and doing our babysitting service.
August: Do you get paid a lot of money?
Cat: Oh yeah we do.
Sam: We've been doing it for two years and over that time we have made over $100,000.
Maya: That's a lot.
Cat: We know.
Riley gets a text from Lucas
Maya: Who texted?
Sam: Who's Lucas?
August: Hey boyfriend.
Maya: What did he say?
Riley: He wants to know if he can come over?
August: I'm sure it's fine with mom and dad.
Riley: Alright I'll invite him over.
Cat: Is he nice?
Maya: You'll like him.
Sam: Did he watch iCarly?
Riley: Yeah he did. He is a fan of the show.
Cat: Good to know that you still have fans.
Sam: Don't remind me.
August: I thought you would have liked having fans.
Cat: Sam's not the person to like many stuff.
Sam: She's right. I like having fans, but not the ones that are insane.
Riley: Well we aren't insane.
Cat: Well invite your boyfriend over.
Riley: I just did.
A few minutes later, Lucas arrives
Lucas: Hey I'm here.
Sam: Bout time.
Riley: Glad you could make it.
Lucas: Hi Maya.
Lucas: And who are the other girls?
Cat: I'm Cat Valentine.
Sam: And I'm Sam Puckett.
August: They're my babysitters.
Lucas: No way your from that web show iCarly.
Sam: Yeah I know.
Riley: Told ya he liked watching that web show.
Lucas: You were awesome. I loved that Fluffley and Peeta.
Cat: Me too.
Maya: That was so funny.
Lucas: You're welcome.
Riley: So Lucas how does it feel that you're talking to an iCarly star?
Lucas: Okay I guess.
Maya: I'd thought you'd be freaking out.
August: Me too.
Lucas: Well I have always wanted to meet one of them.
Cat: Well now you did.
Riley's phone starts to ring
Cory: Hey sweetie we just got done with our date. We're on our way home now. See you in 10 minutes.
Riley: Okay, bye.
Lucas: Who was it?
Riley: My dad.
Maya: What did he say?
Riley: He and mom are on their way back from their date.
Sam: Well things have to get rushed in these 30 minute episodes.
August: I really had fun with you tonight.
Cat: We had fun with you too, August.
August: Please, call me Auggie.
Sam: But isn't August your full name?
Riley: He prefers to be called Auggie.
Lucas: Well I'm going to head out. See you at school Riley. Bye Maya.
Riley: Bye baby.
Maya: See ya.
10 minutes later, Cory and Topanga walk in
Topanga: We're back.
Cory: Did Auggie behave himself?
Cat: He sure did.
August: Sam and Cat are the best babysitters ever.
Cory: Well here's your money for the babysitting.
Cory hands Sam and Cat $500 each
Topanga: Thanks for babysitting our kid.
Cat: You're very welcome.
Sam: Come on, Cat. We got to head back home now.
Cat: Kay Kay.
Maya: Bye girls.
Riley: Get home safe.
The final scene takes place
Maya: How cool was that?
Riley: We finally met an iCarly star.
Cory: Wait there was a star from a popular web show?
August: Yeah it was Sam.
Topanga: How did you not notice that?
Cory: I don't know.
Maya: Well I'm glad we got to meet an iCarly star.
Riley: Me too.
Riley turns to the audience
Riley: We hope you liked our crossover episode.
Topanga: Who is she talking to?
Cory: No idea.