At Sam and Cat's place, Sam is watching a Zoey 101 marathon when Jade, Cat, and Tori walk in
Cat: I'm home from school and brought friends over.
Tori: Hi Sam.
Jade: Sup Sam.
Sam: Hey how was school?
Jade: Robbie got detention for being late.
Sam: Sucks to be him.
Tori: Well Rex shouldn't have unplugged his alarm clock.
Cat: Oh you watching Zoey 101?
Jade: Hey that girl looks exactly like you, Vega.
Tori: That doesn't even look like me.
Cat gets a text from "Robbie" saying he wants her to go to Nozu
Cat: Oh Robbie wants me to go to Nozu with him.
Tori: Aw is it a date?
Cat: Maybe. Should I go?
Sam: Yeah go ahead. I can keep Jade and Tori company while you're on your date with Robbie.
Cat: Kay Kay. Bye.
Tori: Have fun.
Jade: Bring me back a spicy tuna ball.
Cat: Kay Kay.
Cat walks out the door
Sam: How long will it take for her to realize she took her book bag with her?
Tori: She always takes it with her.
Jade: She better bring me back a spicy tuna ball.
At Nozu, Mrs. Lee is setting up a trap for Cat
Mrs. Lee: I can't believe she thought I was that nerd with glasses. She's so stupid.
Cat is singing in the background
Mrs. Lee: Good she's coming. Now for my revenge.
Cat walks in Nozu
Cat: Robbie I'm here for our date.
Cat goes up to the counter and it sets off the trap
Cat: What the?
Mrs. Lee: Aw looking for your date?
Cat: Mrs. Lee?
Mrs. Lee: In the living fresh.
Cat: What are you doing?
Mrs. Lee: Kidnapping you.
Cat: Why? I didn't do anything to you?
Mrs. Lee: Yeah but your lame goth and cheekbone friends left my daughter hanging from the ceiling so now I'm taking you hostage for revenge.
Mrs. Lee knocks Cat out
Mrs. Lee: Don't bother screaming for help.
We now cut back to Sam, Jade, and Tori who are playing a violent video game
Jade: I love this game.
Sam: Me too.
Tori: Dang it, I keep crashing.
Jade: No wonder why you don't have your license.
Sam: How do you think Cat's doing on her date?
Jade: I bet they're making kissy face.
Tori: That's what you do to Beck.
Sam: Who's Beck?
Jade: You met him a few times.
Tori: He's hot and from Canada.
Sam: Oh him.
Tori's phone starts ringing
Tori: Oh maybe Cat's calling.
Tori answers and puts it on speaker phone
Mrs. Lee: Hello Tori!
Tori: Who is this?
Mrs. Lee: I'll give you a hint. You and that goth girl left my daughter hanging from the ceiling.
Jade: Mrs. Lee?
Mrs. Lee: That's right princesses!
Tori: What do you want?
Mrs. Lee: I staged that dating thing so I can kidnap your friend Cat.
Sam: She what?!
Tori: You kidnapped Cat?
Mrs. Lee: Did I stutter.
Jade: You let her go right now!
Mrs. Lee: No! And good luck finding her! Because you won't! Sweat on that you grunch!
Sam: Okay who was that girl?
Jade: Mrs. Lee.
Sam: Why does she hate you?
Tori: It's a long story.
Jade: I had this play I wanted to do so Tori asked her to pay for it but she wanted to make changes to the play by adding her irritating talentless daughter in it.
Tori: So we had Robbie, Trina, and André go down there to fool her but I guess she found out.
Sam: Aw man.
Jade: We have to go save Cat.
Tori: But we don't know where she has Cat.
Sam: I know someone that can help.
Tori: Cat's grandma?
Jade: How could she help?
Sam: I gave her a tracking device so if Cat gets in any type of trouble, she or I can track her location.
Tori: Where does she live?
Jade: Elderly Acres.
Sam: Let me get something real quick.
Sam goes to the fridge and takes out 3 pounds of hard frozen butter then takes a sock out of a hamper
Tori: What's that?
Sam: My butter sock.
Jade: A sock filled with butter?
Sam: Yep. I can break a bone with this thing. And that's what I'm going to do to that lady.
Tori: I can see why you two are friends.
Jade: Alright get in my car and we'll drive to Elderly Acres.
They walk out and see Dice
Dice: Hey have you seen Cat?
Sam: She got kidnapped by a psycho girl?
Jade: No. Someone way more psycho.
Tori: We'll explain on the way.
At Elderly Acres, Sam, Tori, and Jade have told Nona everything
Nona: My granddaughter got kidnapped?
Tori: Uh huh.
Jade: Don't worry. We're going to save her.
Sam: We just need to know where Mrs. Lee has Cat trapped at?
Nona: I'll get the tracking device.
Dice: So the owner of Nozu hates you because of a play gone wrong?
Tori: Uh huh.
Jade: I wanted the play done my way since my dad came to see it but she wanted it her way.
Tori: So we found a way to keep her busy so the play could be done the way Jade wanted it.
Jade: But then she found out we left her daughter hanging from the ceiling.
Dice: Okay I'm caught up now.
Sam: I hope Cat's okay.
Nona gets the location
Nona: I found the location.
Tori: Where is she?
Nona: It says she's in the basement of Nozu?
Tori: Nozu has a basement?
Sam: I'm going to kill that girl.
Jade: Thanks for the help Nona.
Nona: No problem. Now go save Cat.
Sam: We will.
Dice: Can I help to?
Sam, Dice, Tori, and Jade all run out of Elderly Acres and into Jade's car
Tori: Okay so the plan is we save Cat, beat up Mrs. Lee and call the cops.
Jade: I'm going to do more than just beat her up.
Sam: Same here.
Dice: How far away is Nozu from here?
Tori: Not too far.
Sam: Hang in there, Cat.
Cat is trapped in the basement of Nozu in a room that looks identical to the one Nora trapped the iCarly crew in iPsycho
Cat: Hey! Mrs. Lee! I'm getting hungry!
Mrs. Lee: Aw you hungry?
Mrs. Lee: Well too bad.
Cat: Why do you hate me?
Mrs. Lee: Because your lame friends left my daughter hanging from the ceiling.
Cat: She's irritating!
Mrs. Lee: How dare you call my daughter irritating.
Cat: Those were Jade's words.
Mrs. Lee: Oh I have other stuff for her.
Mrs. Lee sees that Jade, Tori, Sam, and Dice have arrived
Mrs. Lee: You?
Sam: Let her go! Or else!
Mrs. Lee: Or else what, Goldilocks!
Sam starts to get very angry for hearing that name and she gets out her butter sock and starts hitting Mrs. Lee
Sam: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME GOLDILOCKS!
Tori: Get er Sam!
Jade: Tori you and Dice go free Cat. We'll take care of Mrs. Lee.
Dice: On it.
Jade gets out her scissors that Cat gave her in A Christmas Tori
Jade: This is for ruining my play! This is for kidnapping Cat! And this is for calling Sam, Goldilocks!
Sam: Okay she's had enough.
Tori kicks down the door and frees Cat
Tori: Cat are you okay?
Cat: I think.
Dice: Whoa Sam and Jade really kicked her butt.
Sam: She kidnapped one of my best friends.
Jade: Alright let's get out of this place.
The final scene takes place at Apartment #22
Cat: I can't believe you all came to save me.
Sam: We'd do anything for you.
Tori: You're our friend.
Jade: And friends always help each other.
Nona: Cat I'm so glad you're okay.
Cat: How did you even find me?
Nona: Tracking devices.
Cat: You put a chip in me?
Sam: I did when you were sleeping.
Cat: Thank you.
Jade: You're not mad?
Cat: No. If you didn't chip me, I could still be trapped.
Dice: Oh please. It would have taken us 30 minutes to find out where you were.
Cat gets on her phone and goes to TheSlap and uploads a photo of her, Sam, Dice, Tori, and Jade with the caption "I'm proud to have friends like these people. FEELING: Happy:
Tori: We're happy to have a friend like you Cat.
Sam: We're always here for you.
Jade: No matter what happens.
Nona: I might not be here this much longer, but you know I'm here for you too Cat.
Cat: I love you guys.
Tori: We love you too, Cat.