Batman vs Captain America

Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved the peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.

"This should be interesting." Flash said.

Boomstick: Batman, The Dark Knight.

Wiz: And Captain America, The Sentinel of Liberty.

"A dark knight vs a solider hero, sounds thrilling." Rarity excited.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.


Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear in the cold, black hearts of even the most hardened criminals: The Batman.

"Whoa! I just got spook there." Pinkie surprised.

Boomstick: But becoming a six-foot flying Rat of Vengeance comes at a cost, for eight-year-old Bruce Wayne, it was helplessly watching as his parents were gunned down in front of him on the way back from the theater. That poor kid... that Opera really must have scarred him.

"More about his parents' death, you jerk." Applejack glared.

"How does Wiz even put up with him?" Spike asked.


Age: 41

Height: 6'2" |1.9 meters

Weight: 210lbs |95.3kg

Secret Identity: Bruce Wayne

Net Worth: $6.9 Billion (Everyone shocked)

Perfected Every Martial Art known to Man

Has had 23 girlfriends, Kissed at least 60 Women.

Wiz: Bruce's genius-level intellect and physical prowess allowed him to pick up a vast array of skills on his global journey to become The Dark Knight. He became an expert in the art of disguise and a master of every fighting style known to man. He's perfected escape artistry, sword fighting, detective skills, stealth, has a photographic memory, earned 12 master's degrees, an expert marksman and is vastly knowledgeable in pressure points.

"Holy cow, that's a lot of skills to hone!" Applejack surprised.

"No doubt he has been pushing him hard to achieve those." Twilight said.

"Though I am concern about the numbers of women he had." Rarity narrowed her eyes.

Boomstick: And we're positive he's not superhuman?

Wiz: Officially no he's not, but he has learned to appear so in the minds of his opponents. Having been trained by The League of Assassins, Batman's greatest weapon is fear.

"I know how powerful fear can be." Fluttershy admitted as she is the most timid girl.

"Don't worry, Fluttershy, you can always count on us to be by your side to kick the fears' butt." Rainbow Dash assured making her smile.

Boomstick: All it takes is a glimpse of that pointy-eared shadow and criminals start shaking in their boots.

"I know I'm feeling it." Flash said, Sunset hugs him for comfort which is working.

Utility Belt


Smoke Pellets

Various Batarangs

Explosive Gel


Shock Gloves

Cryptographic Sequencer

Forensic Analysis Kit

First Aid Kit

Boomstick: He can disappear and reappear in an instant thanks to his mastery of stealth and the high-tech gadgets he keeps in his Utility Belt, like his batclaw grappling hook, smoke pellets, tons of different Batarangs, and... shock gloves.

Wiz: Hey, don't underestimate the shock gloves. they release a charge powerful enough to penetrate Kevlar, and even stop the heart of one of Batman's most powerful enemies, Bane.

"My word, the gloves would have to be over 50,000 volts of electricity to stop a human heart." Twilight shocked.

"Shocking." Pinkie punned.

Boomstick: But then he restarted it because he's nice like that. Bane later said "Thank You" the only way he knew how.

Bane breaks Batman's back.

"Ouch! I hope he got himself a good doctor to fix that." Rainbow Dash winced from seeing that.

"And he was just being nice even if he was a villain." Fluttershy said upset.

"He probably didn't want to admit that his life was saved by the very enemy he tried to kill." Sunset stated.

Boomstick: I'm surprised Batty didn't pull something out of the Utility Belt to stop that one, considering it seems to contain anything Batman could ever need. Even... shark repellent.

"What has Shark ever done to him?" Fluttershy asked.

"Maybe like… eat him alive." Spike answered.

Wiz: Actually, that's a common misconception, the Shark Repellent was stored in the helicopter that Robin was flying, NOT Batman's Utility Belt.

Boomstick: Oh yeah, because that makes it SOOO much less ridiculous.

"But it's good to have something in case of a shark attack." Twilight pointed out.

Wiz: Batman also carries Explosive Gel. A cluster of this substance can be sprayed onto nearly any surface and remotely detonate, perfect for distractions.

"Huh?" Rainbow Dash and Pinkie confused.

Boomstick: Or you know... BLOWING SHIT UP!

"Oh, cool!" Both girls said smiling at each other.

Boomstick: Tip for Criminals: if you know Batman's after you, Avoid anything shaped like a Bat.

Man 1: Somebody in here?

Batman stares at the man, who then closes the door.

Man 2: Something Wrong?

Man 1: Nope.

Everyone laughs at the man who so scared of Batman from just being stared at.

Wiz: Bruce chose the guise of a Bat to project his own fear of the flying mammal onto his enemies. However, that is not the Batsuit's only purpose.

"Now I know why the bat, let see how he made the suit." Rarity interested.

Boomstick: Thanks to some Military-Grade Armor he stole from his own company with Morgan Freeman's permission, the batsuit is almost completely bulletproof, knife proof, electricity proof, punch proof, dogproof and theftproof.

"Man, this guy takes no chances at anything, huh?" Flash gasped of the many proof things the batsuit is.

Wiz: Inside Batman's Cowl is an array of High-Tech Gear commonly used for listening to Police Scanners and Communicating with Allies, but in combat, Batman finds more use in its Night, Infrared and Ultraviolet Vision. Also, its built-in Triangulation Imaging System, which hacks into the world's cellphones and creates a Digital 3D Map.

Boomstick: You mean he can see EVERYTHING I do, just because I have a phone?

Wiz: More or less.

Boomstick: Ask him where I left my keys...

"Amazing, that kind of gadget can be a big help like rescuers looking through buildings and secret agents on infiltration missions." Twilight amazed.

"Eeh, it's pretty good." Pinkie shrugged as she already has her own method of knowing things.


Avoid Unavoidable Omega Beams

Survived Outer Space for 24 Seconds

Bench Press: 1,000lbs

Leg Press: 2,500lbs

Can Throw a Batarang 100mph

Swapped a Poisoned Drink Faster than the Literal Blink of an Eye

Broke into Area 51… and Area 52

Wiz: Aside from Mass Invasion of Privacy, Batman's resume includes such accomplishments as dodging Darkseid's virtually unavoidable Omega Beams, withstanding the vacuum of space for 24 seconds and breaking free from a coffin, buried 6 feet underground, in a straitjacket after being deprived of sleep for days all while having a cocktail of unknown drugs in his system along with The Joker's latest Venom Toxin.

Boomstick and Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK?!

"How in fucking Equestria is he even still alive?" Sunset gasped, using a phrase she hadn't said in a long time.

Boomstick: Are we positive that we're positive he's not superhuman?!

"Yeah man, there's no way any normal human can do all that!" Rainbow Dash wondered too.

Wiz: Given his line of work, I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled into a room filled with Gamma Rays or something like that.

"But he doesn't need no superpowers because he's Batman!" Pinkie said in a slight dark tone.

Wiz: But underneath the Batsuit, he is affected by knives and bullets the same as any other mortal man. Even though he usually comes out victorious, his self-confidence occasionally put him in life-threatening situations he can't escape without help.

Boomstick: Like Bane's "Thank You Spine Durability Test".

"Damn, now that is a badass man." Rainbow Dash complimented.

Wiz: But the Caped Crusader has consistently found a way to survive even the most life-threatening situations.

Boomstick: And Bats has no problem continuously going toe-to-toe with evil in the name of Justice... Vengeance.

"Even if he does do vengeance, I don't think he would kill the bad guys either." Sunset believed.

"If that's the case then he probably has a code to keep himself in check." Flash theorized.

Batman: From this moment on, none of you are safe...

Captain America

"Oh, that looks like Manhattan." Rarity recognized the bridge on the screen.


Before Transformation, Height: 5'4" |1.6m. Weight: 95lbs|43.1kg

After Transformation, Height: 6'2" |1.9m. Weight: 220lbs|99.8kg

Both parents died Early in his Life

Won the Hold Medal in an Art Contest as a Teenager (Sunset would like to see his Artwork)

Was Once Mutated into "Spider-King"

Secretly a Habitual Car Thief

Wiz: Born to poor Irish immigrants in Manhattan on July 4th, 1920, Steven Rogers grew up with little money, few friends-

Boomstick: And even fewer muscles! Good God, is that Steve Rogers or Jack Skellington? Somebody get that kid a sandwich!

"Forget a sandwich, he needs a Thanksgiving size feast!" Applejack surprised.

"I'm sure he gets buff later." Spike said.

Wiz: But his sheer willpower, selflessness, and desire for justice stood out. As those around him left to serve in the Second World War, Rogers was desperate to fight for his country. But due to his lacking physique and health problems, he was turned away from every single Military Organization multiple times.

"Poor Steve, all he wants is to help serve his country." Fluttershy said feeling sad for Steve.

"It can't be helped if you don't have the health and physique to get in." Flash stated.

Boomstick: Meanwhile Hitler was creating a new group of Super Nazis with lasers, called HYDRA.

"That's not good." Pinkie shook her head.

Wiz: Desperate to combat this new threat, Uncle Sam began the top-secret "Project Rebirth", it looked like Rogers would finally get his chance to be the hero after all. ...Provided he survived an untested, unstable, unprecedented experience.

"Of course, they would just do that." Twilight rolled her eyes.

"An evil army is on the loose and they need a Super Solider fast, so I'm sure Steve is up for the job." Rainbow Dash believed.

Boomstick: After an injection of some mystery juice and tanning in Vita-Rays, Rogers lived!

"Oh my…" Rarity blushed upon seeing Steve now tall and muscle along with those strong biceps.

Boomstick: And as a plus became a Nazi Annihilating, Terrorist Thrashing symbol of freedom: Captain America! 'MERICA! (Gunfire sounds as a Bald Eagle flies by while Confetti and Fireworks go off.)

"Sounds like Boomstick is a fan." Applejack noticed.

Wiz: The Super Soldier Serum pushed Steve's body to the absolute limit of human physical and mental potential.

Boomstick: A homeless guy sold me a Super Serum once. I woke up in Denny's a week later without my wallet.

"More like you got scammed." Spike chuckled.


Adept in all Fighting Styles

Master Tactician


Proficient in all Weapons, though he typically only uses his Shield

Expert Acrobat

Capable of Chi Manipulation

Can Resist all Form of Mind Control

Proficient in Driving all Kinds of Vehicles

Wiz: With his new body, Rogers can bench press 1100 lbs and run a mile in 73 seconds, by comparison, the bench press world record without the aid of a bench shirt is Eric Spoto's 722 lbs and the fastest mile run belongs to Hicham Guerouj of Morocco of 3 minutes 43 seconds, that makes Rogers nearly twice as strong and over three times as fast as the most physically fit human beings in the world.

"Goodness, he could win the Olympic easily!" Rarity shocked.

"Not when he's up against me." Rainbow Dash smirked.

"Or me." Applejack smirked as well, also thinking about challenging the Cap.

Boomstick: He can even dodge gunfire at point-blank range by, in his own words "Seeing Faster."

Wiz: Which is the absolutely stupidest way of saying that his brain can process images faster than a normal human.

"Yeah, just say he has faster reaction time. It's better!" Twilight proclaimed.

Boomstick: Putting his new abilities to good use, he's adept in every single form of hand-to-hand combat known to man. That's right, I bet you didn't know that Captain America was a ninja.

Iron Fist: Jujitsu, Kung-Fu, Krav Maga?

Captain America: All of the above.

"I'm only a black belt in karate, now I definitely want to learn more martial arts!" Rainbow Dash excited.

Wiz: Despite his incredible physical potential, the military initially decided Super Steve was best suited as... The US Army Poster Boy.

"What? That's not Super Solider Action!" Rainbow Dash complained.

"They probably just wanted to inspired other men to join the army." Applejack figured.

Boomstick: That suit looks like it was ripped from a Patriotic Circus.

Wiz: It was.

Boomstick: Really? Well, at least he upgraded to suits not made for a circus later on.

Wiz: No, they were too.

"Circus can really make those?" Fluttershy confused.

Boomstick: What kind of circus would make a costume with Kevlar, Nomex, and Lightweight Titanium, that's resistant to water, fire, and electric shocks?

"Yeah, what?" Rainbow Dash wanted to know too.

Wiz: Some call it War World II.

Boomstick and Rainbow Dash: Oh, I get it.

Wiz: But the most iconic aspect of Cap's attire is his famed Shield.

Cap's Shield

2.5 Feet in Diamter, Weighs 12lbs

An unrepeatable combination of Proto-Adamantium and Vibranium

Its Proto-Adamantium is even stronger than Regular Adamantium

Absorbs the Full Blow of any Impact

Conducts neither Electricity nor Heat

Highly Aerodynamic

Can Only be Damaged by Tampering with its Molecular Bonding

"Stylish and functionally." Rarity commented.

Wiz: Composed of Proto-Adamantium and a mysterious metal from space called Vibranium, this one-of-a-kind shield was presented to him personally by none other than the 32nd President of the United States, Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

"Such an Honor." Applejack saluted.

Boomstick: And like a badass, Cap doesn't just use his shield for defending himself. He hurls that motherfucker at just about anything that moves!

"Good defense is always the good offense." Sunset stated.

Wiz: The combination of the two metals allows the shield to absorb and reflect practically all kinetic energy and thus ricochet off multiple targets with only minor loss in velocity. Captain America utilizes this in combination with his super-soldier mind to predict and calculate the shield's trajectory so that it always ends up back in hand no matter how many targets it has struck.

"Good to know he doesn't lose it in battle." Fluttershy relieved.

Boomstick: Cap's shield can reflect anything from bullets to lasers, decapitate vampires, and stop a blow from Thor's Hammer. And if you recall, Mjolnir doesn't fuck around, this giant Frisbee of freedom is so cool, even Superman wants one!

No knows who this Superman is, but they can tell that he looks like a powerful hero and is impressed of the shield thought they're also surprised that Captain America have met Thor in person too.

Peggy Carter shoots bullets at Cap's Shield

Peggy Carter: Yes, I think it works.

"I guess that's one way to test run." Twilight commented.

Wiz: But it's not unstoppable, it's been damaged and even destroyed its fair share of times over the years, but only by Cosmic or Reality warping powers.

Boomstick: Luckily, Mr. America doesn't rely only on his shield.

"Nice to know he's more than a one-trick-pony." Flash nodded.


Survived being Frozen in Ice for 70 Years

Can run almost 50mph|80.5kph

Caught a Torpedo with his Bare Hands

Threw the Hulk off his Feet

Jumps 20-30 Feet High

Drops from Airplane at Cruising Altitude into Water without a parachute no Problem

Wiz: He's boxed Thor to a standstill, was deemed worthy to wield Mjolnir and has even managed to incapacitate The Hulk with his knowledge of Pressure Points.

"That just shows how tough we Americans are." Rainbow Dash bragged.


"I take it this Hulk must be a powerful foe or ally, maybe." Sunset said unsure of that.

Boomstick: You've gotta be a real man to give the Green Goliath a nut check. I mean, that's the fastest way to piss off a dude. And who don't we like when they're angry? Balls of steel right there. Great big, eagle-shaped, freedom balls of steel.

"Okay, enough talking about men's private place now." Rarity snarled.

Wiz: And to top everything off, not many Superheroes can claim to have defeated the fearsome foursome of Crack, Weed, Ice, and Ms. Fix: The literal personifications of actual Street Drugs.

Boomstick: So, you're telling me he's preaching an anti-drug message, KNOWING that drugs are the entire reason he became awesome?!

Wiz: I guess we can add "Hypocrite" to his list of aliases.

"He's a superhero! Of course, he would send Anti-Drug messages to help keep people safe and healthy." Pinkie pointed out.

Wiz: Despite being a physically perfect human, Captain America more or less has the same weaknesses as any other man, his patriotic uniform can only protect him so much from stabbing weapons.

Boomstick: And sniper bullets, God knows he gets killed pretty good by those. AHHH, WEAPONS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! How did you... know...?

"Oh, ha ha, I forgot how to laugh." Rarity said sarcastically.

"Though it is worth noting to be careful with weapons." Applejack said.

Wiz: Even in the face of Death, Captain America always stands for what the United States needs.

Boomstick: And sometimes that's serving Hitler an American sized knuckle sandwich!

"Give him a serving kickass dessert too!" Rainbow Dash cheered.

Man: Who are you supposed to be?

Captain America: I'm *pant* Captain America.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

"Time to see which defenders has more justice than the other." Flash excited.

An alleyway is shown, and we see Captain America drop from the top of a building. The camera turns into the shadowy parts of the alley, and we see two blank eyes. These eyes belong to Batman.

Batman approaches the good Captain slowly and takes a combat stance. Cap responds, doing the same.


Captain America instantly throws his shield at Batman, which hits and ricochets, allowing Cap to sprint and grab the shield.

"Looks like Cap is going for a big start." Applejack commented.

Cap starts pummeling Batman with punches and kicks (due to his knowledge of pressure points and his study of different martial arts), but Batman starts avoiding the attacks, and counters with a kick.

Batman throws some Batarangs but said weapons are deflected as Cap throws his shield again. Batman dodges it and shoots his grappling hook from his grapple gun in an attempt to pull Cap towards him. But Cap catches the grappling hook with his hand and his shield bounces of a wall hitting Batman in the back of his head.

"Should have checked if the shield was coming back." Rarity said.

"But Batman has taken hits harder than that on the back." Pinkie pointed out.

Cap yanks the cord, and races to get his shield. As he retrieves the shield, Batman is flying towards him (Due to the grappling hook), and rams the shield into Batman's chest, knocking him into a wall.

"Batman better think of something against that shield." Sunset wondered how the Dark Knight will get around the shield.

Batman activates the shock gloves, which are useless against the shield when punching it. Cap pushes Bats back, only for Bats to spread Smoke Bombs along the floor.

Captain America: Let's finish this. Hyper...!

This is followed by the smoke screens going off, with the rim of the shield in the wall, Batman seemingly vanished. Then, more smoke bombs are detonated.

"Let see how Captain's super vision will work in this." Spike grinned.

Cap looks around confused until a Batarang flies by his head. Cap throws his shield in the distance and waits for a second.

Nothing happens, until he gets his shield back, covered in explosive gel.

"OOOH! Gel Bat-Bomb in your face!" Pinkie called it.

The ensuing explosion makes Captain America stumble, and become woozy. Batman leaps in and uses his knowledge of pressure points to keep Cap at bay.

As soon as Captain America collapses, Batman grabs the Shield and walks behind Cap.

"Looks like Batman is about to finish this fight." Flash stated.

"I bet it's gonna be using his shield against him." Rainbow Dash smirked.

Before Cap can regain his senses, Batman knocks Cap into the sky and uses his grappling hook to grab Cap by the neck. Cap is jerked down, and the hook wraps around a lamppost, breaking the Star-Spangled Hero's neck instantly as he hangs above the street.

"Death by hang, old school but effective." Twilight noted.


Batman throws Cap's shield at the hanging Captain America, slicing off the bottom half of his body and after that throwing a smoke pellet into the ground disappearing into the night of the city that he was fighting The First Avenger.

Boomstick: I pledge allegiance, to the Cap, hanging miserably from the light post.

"Hey now, no mocking the honorable solider." Applejack crossed her arms.

Wiz: Captain America did have the endurance and power advantage, and Batman himself has admitted he COULD lose a hand-to-hand match against him, but there's a big difference between COULD and WOULD.

Boomstick: I COULD survive a fall out of an airplane, but I wouldn't bet on it. Unless you're doing it, Wiz, you should totally try it. 5 bucks if you make it.

"I wouldn't take that bet. Ever." Sunset said.

Wiz: You're an idiot, Boomstick. Also, the fact is, Batman is more than a boxer. His stealth and disarming skills allowed him to turn the fight in his favor.

Boomstick: Not to mention the gadgets. Just because Cap could "see faster" doesn't mean he can see hard enough to spot Bats through a solid wall of smoke.

"True, even animals with heighten eyesight can't see through fogs." Fluttershy nodded.

Wiz: Batman also regularly battles and sneaks around super-beings far above your average Laser Nazi.

"Always got to be prepare for anything, like Granny Smith always said." Applejack mentioned.

Boomstick: If he can ninja around SUPERMAN'S Super Hearing, there's no reason he can't do the same to Captain America.

Wiz: And, of course, Batman has more knowledge of Pressure Points and fighting styles, because he's mastered all of them, rather than simply being adept, helping him incapacitate and finish off the Star-Spangled Soldier.

"Being able to adept can only get you so far if you're opponent has more experience and completely master the fighting styles." Pinkie pointed out surprising her friends.

Boomstick: Captain America just couldn't hang in there.

Wiz: The Winner is Batman.

"Guess it goes to show that sometimes darkness can be a great alley to have." Flash commented.

"True, though I prefer the ways we do when it comes to saving the day." Rainbow Dash shrugged.

"At least Steve went down fighting like a solider he is." Applejack smiled.

"That he did, Applejack, dear. That he did." Rarity nodded.

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

They have seen the might of the Dark Knight taking down the America Super Solider and learned to never underestimate of those without powers, I'm sure they'll take that to heart and think of both heroes as an inspiration.

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