"I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas said.
"What is that?" asked Ferb.
"We are going to be in a fanfic," Phineas said.
"What is a fanfic?" Isabella asked. She actually wrote lots of fanfics but it was a secret so she pretended she didn't know.
"It is a story that somebody writes about a fictional character or also sometimes about real people but you can't do that on one of the fanfiction sites because it is banned." Phineas said.
"We do not want to be banned," Ferb said. "That is why we are fictional not real. Disney said so."
"Wait we are fictional? Baljeet asked. "The universe is a simultation?!"
"Yes we are fictional," Phineas said. "It is what is happening to us now."
"I am going to tell mom," Candace said and she left.
Baljeet had a nervus breakdown and started shouting about crazy stuff but then Isabella helped him calm down.
"This is a fanfic right now," Ferb said, and then he looked right out of the Internet at somebody reading the story.
Then an inator of Doof got stopped by Perry but first it wiped the minds so nobody knew this was a fanfic anymore.