Screen Title: #KillerTunaFish: #André #Spencer #Gibby #Jade
At Apartment #22, Cat, Jade, and André are working on a school project
Jade: I can't believe Sikowitz asked us to do another project.
André: He's our teacher. What do you expect.
Sam: What's the project this time?
Cat: It's a...
Cat: Ding dong.
André: Cat the project's not a ding dong.
Sam: No, the doorbell rang. I'll get it.
André: Why does she say "ding dong" when the bell rings?
Jade: What am I? An answering machine.
Sam opens the door and it's Dice
Sam: Dice you rang the bell?
Cat: Hi Dice.
Dice: I have a problem.
André: Who's the kid with great hair?
Jade: Their neighbor.
Sam: What's the problem this time?
Dice: You remember the tuna fish?
André: Didn't Robbie get send to the hospital?
Sam: So did Freddie.
Dice: Well everyone wants to see another jump. You think you can jump it again?
Cat: Sam I don't want you getting hurt.
Jade: Cat she's not going to get hurt.
Sam: Yeah. When I saved Freddie, I didn't get hurt.
André: When's the jump?
Dice: In 2 weeks. You can all come if you want.
Jade: I'll be there.
Cat: Please don't get hurt, Sam.
Sam: Cat don't worry. I'll be fine.
Dice: Okay I'm going to get everything set up.
Sam: You do that.
Dice walks out
André: Wow we get to see a motorcycle jump.
Jade: I already saw one.
Cat: That wasn't Sam. It was me.
Jade: I know. She told me.
Sam: Since you got your friends coming, I'm going to invite some of mine.
Cat: You inviting Freddie?
Sam: No. He told me, he's out of town for a college tour.
André: So who you going to invite?
Sam: You'll find out soon.
Sam goes to the bedroom and dials Gibby
Gibby: Hey this is Gibby.
Sam: Gibby it's Sam.
Gibby: Sam who?
Sam: Sam Puckett.
Gibby: Oh. Hi Sam.
Sam: Listen. In two weeks, I'm going to be jumping some tuna fish on a motorcycle.
Gibby: I thought you did that already?
Sam: Well I'm doing it again.
Sam: I want you and Spencer to come to watch. I'd ask Freddie but he's on that college trip and Carly's in Italy.
Gibby: Okay I'll tell Spencer right away.
Sam: Good. See you in two weeks.
Gibby: See ya.
Sam hangs up as Cat walks in
Cat: So you're inviting Gibby and Spencer?
Sam: You heard?
Jade: You left the door open.
Sam: Dang it.
André: Doesn't Spencer make those spaghetti tacos?
Sam: Yeah he does. They were amazing.
Jade: And is Gibby that dumb guy that took his shirt off and went (mocks Gibby) Gibbeh?
Cat: So is it like an iCarly reunion?
Sam: No because Freddie and Carly aren't coming.
Jade: Okay I'm going to head out.
André: Where you going?
Jade: Beck's taking me out to Nozu.
Cat: But we have our project.
Jade: You can do it for us.
Sam: Ha she's the best.
We now cut to Seattle Washington at Bushwell Plaza where Gibby walks in
Spencer: Hey Gib.
Gibby: Sam's jumping some tuna fish in Los Angeles in two weeks.
Spencer: I know. She texted me.
Spencer: She thought you were going to forget.
Spencer: I didn't think Sam would do something like that.
Gibby: Well do you want to go to it?
Spencer: Yeah. It'll be nice to see Sam again.
Gibby: I hope she's still not mad at me for giving Nora her address.
Spencer: Well why would you give Nora her address anyways?
Gibby: I wasn't thinking.
Spencer: Well I'm going to go pack some stuff up.
Gibby: I'm going to do the same too. Call me when you're done.
Spencer: Kay Kay.
Sam, Cat, and André are at the place where the tuna fish are
André: So this is where the jump is going to be?
Sam: Uh huh.
André: How big is that tank?
Cat: 25 feet.
André: That's deep.
Jade shows up in her car
Jade: I'm here.
Cat: I thought you went with Beck to Nozu?
Jade: He had to go to work.
Dice walks up to the gang
Dice: You know the jump isn't for another two weeks.
Sam: We know.
André: I wanted to see the tank.
Dice: Well I got most of the stuff set up. Sam you still got your dirt bike and outfit?
Cat: Sam invited Gibby and Spencer from iCarly.
Dice: So I get to meet two more people from iCarly?
Sam: I guess so.
Dice: Weren't you going to invite Freddie?
André: He's on a college trip.
Cat: And Carly's in Italy.
Dice: I know that.
Spencer and Gibby show up
Spencer: Hey Sam.
San: Sup Spencer. Gibby.
Spencer: Hey Sam's roommate.
Cat: These are my friends Jade and André.
Gibby: Nothing much.
Dice: So you're Carly's brother?
Spencer: Yes I am.
Gibby: Is that the tank Sam's jumping?
Sam: Yes it is.
Cat: She'll be jumping it in two weeks.
Sam: I'm getting hungry. Let's go to Bots.
At Bots, the gang is eating their food
Gibby: Man LA has everything.
André: Hollywood man.
Jade: You can see a view of the beach.
Cat: That's the beach we went to remember?
Jade: While you were having a good time, we were trapped in Beck's RV.
Spencer: How did you get trapped in an RV?
André: Some idiot parked next to us and we couldn't get out.
Sam: Then how did Cat get out?
Cat: I had to pee.
Gibby: That must have been torture to be trapped in an RV during a heat wave.
Jade: It was.
André: We could have died in that.
Cat: I'm sorry.
Jade: Cat it wasn't your fault. It was that dumb guy that parked next to Beck.
Tandy rolls by
Tandy: Here's your check.
Cat: Thank you Tandy.
Spencer: Those robots are so cool.
Tandy: One day all you humans will be dead and us robots will rue the world.
Tandy: Have a nice day.
Cat: He does that a lot.
Tandy: I heard that.
Jade: You were supposed to.
André: Okay calm down Jade.
Jade: Never tell me to calm down!
Spencer: She's just like Sam.
Gibby: I know right.
Jade: What did you just say?!
Jade: It better be nothing.
Sam: Easy Jade.
We now cut over to Apartment #22
Gibby: So this is where you live?
Sam: Uh huh.
Cat: I lived here first.
Jade: Because Robbie and I convinced you to live here and not at school.
Spencer: Why would she be living at a school?
Cat: It's a long story.
André: Her brother is very messed up and got send to a hospital in Idaho so Jade and Robbie convinced her to live with her Nona. Until she got Sam as her roommate.
Sam: And I've been living here ever since.
Gibby: That must have sucked. How messed up is her brother?
Jade: Very messed up.
Spencer: So Gibby should we go find a hotel for us to stay at?
Sam: You guys can stay with us.
Jade: But there's only 2 beds in your room.
Gibby: We can sleep on the floor.
Spencer: I can sleep on the couch.
Cat: André, Jade would you like to spend the night?
Sam: I'll go make some popcorn.
Gibby: Hey wasn't this the set of That's a Drag?
Cat: Yes it was.
Gibby: So they filmed it in your apartment.
Jade: What are you dumb?
Spencer: Lay off.
André: They filmed it on the actual set. Cat told us at school how Sam got the entire set of That's a Drag to their apartment so she'll have a piece of it forever.
Gibby: That was nice of you.
Sam: Yeah whatever.
Jade: Hey Sam you wanna play a violent video game?
Sam: Uh yeah I want to play a violent video game.
Jade: Wanna do it now?
They head to the back of their room
Spencer: They seem to get along well.
Cat: They have the same personalities filled with anger and rage.
André: So was that why you never invited her over ever since Sam moved in?
Gibby: What did you think would happen? Did you think they were going to kill each other?
Cat: Yeah actually.
André: Well they're still alive.
Cat: I know.
Spencer: Alright I think I'm going to go to bed.
Cat: André, Gibby would you like to sleep in my room with Sam and Jade?
They enter the bedroom
André: Wow this is a cool bedroom.
Sam: We know.
Gibby: Why is there a safe in the closet?
Cat: It leads to a secret room.
Jade: You have a hidden room in there?
Sam: Pretty cool right?
Gibby: Can we see it?
Sam: Is Spencer really sleeping on the couch?
Sam: SPENCER GET IN HERE NOW!
Spencer runs in
Sam: You're sleeping in here with us.
Spencer: I am?
Jade: Open the safe. I want to see the room.
Cat: On it.
Cat puts in the combination and the safe opens
They craw in the tunnel and into the room
André: Dang this place is cool.
Jade: You can make illegal stuff in here.
Sam: We have.
Cat: When Blue Dog Soda got illegal, we used this room to make our own product.
Jade: You made illegal Blue Dog Soda and didn't ask me to help?
Gibby: Too bad this room isn't big enough to make into a bedroom.
Cat: Okay everyone out. It's time for bed.
André: I am getting tired.
Spencer: Me too.
We now cut a couple weeks to the night of the jump
Gibby: Sam tonight's the night.
Spencer: You excited.
Jade: Cat you better not lock Sam in the closet again.
Cat: I'm not.
André: It was nice that you wanted to protect her.
Dice walks in
Dice: Sam you got everything ready?
Sam: Yep. I'm going to head down there now.
Spencer: We'll meet you there.
Dice and Sam walk out
Gibby: Who's car we taking?
Jade: We can take my car.
Spencer: Why yours?
André: Don't argue with her. She's very bossy.
Spencer: I've known Sam since 2002.
Jade glares at Spencer
Spencer (scared): But we can take Jade's car.
Jade: Hey I think I remember you.
Gibby: You do?
André: Oh yeah. From that party.
Spencer: That's why you look so familiar.
Cat: How could we forget about that.
André: It was a long time ago.
Jade: Okay everyone get in my car now!
Gibby: She is like Sam.
Jade: I said NOW!
Gibby (scared): Okay.
At the motorcycle jump
Dice: Alright Sam in 5 minutes, you'll be jumping over the tuna fish.
Sam: We don't need to discuss this again.
Spencer, Gibby, André, Cat, and Jade arrive and they take their seats
Cat: There's Sam.
Spencer: Good luck Sam!
Jade: You got this.
Gibby: You think she's going to make it.
Cat makes a squeal noise like she did in Victorious
André: I hope so.
Cat: She better make it. I don't know what I'll do without her.
Spencer: You're so sweet.
Sam turns on her motorcycle
Jade: It's about to start.
Dice: Ready Sam?
Dice: In 5...
Everyone: 4, 3, 2, 1.
Spencer: I bet Freddie would have forgot the 1.
Dice: Go Sam!
Sam drives her motorcycle to the tank and she jumps over the tank and lands perfectly
Dice: She made it!
Everyone starts cheering
Gibby: Nice job Sam!
Jade: You did it!
André: Way to go!
Spencer: We're so proud of you.
They all go to Sam
Cat: That was awesome.
Jade: I got it all on video.
André: You going to post it on TheSlap?
Gibby: What's TheSlap?
Cat: It's our school website.
Spencer: I bet Carly would be excited that you made it.
Sam: Yeah I bet.
Cat: I'm glad you made it. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Sam: Aw Cat.
André: That was the best jump ever.
Cat: And nobody got sent to the hospital.
Sam: Yeah Dice.
Dice: That had to be the greatest jump in history.
Sam: Gee thanks.
Jade: We're all proud of you Sam.
Sam: Thanks Jade.