5I saw a stupid video the other day, and it inspired me to write this stupid fic! xD
It really is just a silly one shot, but I still hope you enjoy it!
"Excuse me?"
Sesshomaru started incredulously at his brother from across the table where they sat in the living room. Inuyasha just folded his arms and grinned at him.
"You heard me."
From the kitchen Shippo started at them both with amusement while he poured his coffee.
"I decline."
"You can't decline a dare, coward."
"I am not a coward, nor am I an idiot."
"I didn't say you were an idiot, I said I to do something stupid."
"Why would I do such a thing?"
"Because!"
Inuyasha leaned forward and put both his hands on the table.
"I think you don't know how to have fun! I think that stick is so far up your ass, it stops you from being able to LIVE!. Its a simple dare Sesshomaru. Do something stupid, something sporadic, something FUN! Within the week. Or conceal defeat and admit I'm right! And I know you would hate to do that. Alsoyouhavetobemyservantfortheweekendtoo..."
Sesshomarus eyes narrowed.
"That wasn't part of the original dare, Inuyasha."
"Aha! So you accept then."
Sesshomaru rubbed his temples and sighed.
"I do not see what this would prove."
"It would prove you know how to have fun!"
"I do know how to have fun, Inuyasha."
"Really? Could have fooled me."
Sesshomaru folded his arms and glared, and Inuyasha sighed.
"Fine. Think of it as more of a challenge then. You lose, and you prove me right, and also your my servant for two days."
"...And suppose I succeed in this task, what do I win?"
"Then I guess you prove me wrong, and...I'm your servant for two days then."
Sesshomaru pondered this for a moment, both offers on the table were equal, and fair, but was it really worth it? For such a stupid challenge. Inuyashas eyes gleamed and he held out his hand, starting right into Sesshomarus eyes. Sesshomaru sighed and reached out, and took his brothers hand, and they shook. The deal was made. He had nothing to be worried about. He was Sesshomaru, once lord of all of the west, and still the most powerful demon in japan. He is not one to refuse a challenge, and he never, ever, lost.
That was four days ago, and Sesshomaru was certain he was going to lose. Do something stupid. He thought bitterly. I am Sesshomaru, I don't do stupid. What was he thinking. He continued to stare out the window from the living room, it was pouring down rain outside. It had been pouring rain for three days now. How could he go and have fun when it was raining so hard like this? He supposed he could go outside and splash in some puddles...but that neither seemed fun to him, nor stupid enough to win Inuyasha over. He sighed again and rested his head in his hand, and continued to stare out the window. Stupid dare.
"Hey Sesshomaru, you alright?"
Sesshomarus head turned towards the voice, and he saw his best friend, Akida. He hadn't even heard him come in the front door. Akida was one of Mirokus and Sangos descendants. Sesshomaru never really bothered with getting to know their offspring, but for some reason, he and Akida really hit it off, and now they were the closest of friends, and one of the few humans who knew of his demon nature.
"Yes, I am alright..."
"You sure? You look glum."
"...Perhaps a tad glum."
Akida laughed and pat his friend on the back.
"Ey, whatever it is, you know you can talk to me right?"
"I know, thank you."
"No problem, but actually. Do you think you could help me out? I have some of the wood out in my truck that Inuyasha asked for, but its heavy...and its also raining. Could you...?"
"Sure, I can help."
"Thanks so much! Your a life saver."
Sesshomaru followed Akida outside to his truck, and to say it was raining, was an understatement. It was pouring. He saw Himari, Akidas sister, unstrapping the wood from the truck from under her umbrella. The three started unloading the planks of wood from the truck into the garage. Sesshomarus mind was else ware though, as he threw a plank on his shoulder and carried it. Think stupid...think stupid. What would Inuyasha do? He put it in the garage and turned around. Akida just grabbed the last plank and was carrying it inside, Himari was tossing the rope back into the truck.
"That's the last of it, thanks for your help Sesshomaru. Man look at this rain...the streets are flooded and everything."
Yes the street was indeed flooded. The water rushed down the neighborhood like a river, it had to be knee deep at least. Sesshomaru stared at the rushing water... his eyes drifted to the truck...the plank of wood...rope. Sesshomarus eyes lit up.
"Hey Akiiida..."
A shiver went down Akidas spine at the way Sesshomaru practically sung his name. He turned to his friend, and saw a wicked grin across Sesshomarus face.
"Would you like to help me do something...stupid?"
Inuyasha, and Shippo stood in the kitchen. Shippo making his 4th cup of coffee for the day, and Inuyasha rummaging through the fridge in search of something to eat.
"You drink to much coffee, Shippo."
"I don't drink enough, you mean."
Inuyasha snorted and found some beef broth in the fridge. Maybe he'll use it to make some ramen? That sounded good. He moved to pour the broth into a pot to heat it up, when the front door slamming open caught his attention.
"Inuyasha? Shippo?"
Himari came into view, and she was sopping wet.
"Hey Himari, whats up?" Inuyasha asked, setting the broth down.
"I don't know what the hell has gotten into Sesshomaru, but he wants you two to come outside. Says hes about to do something stupid and wants you to watch."
The two demons looked at each other, and then back to Himari.
"Stupid how?" Inuyasha was practically grinning.
"I don't know what, but it involves my brothers truck, rope and wood. Guys I'm worried he might hurt himself."
Inuyashas face fell. That did indeed sound stupid...and dangerous. The two demons looked at each other, and followed Himari outside. Inuyasha hopping that he didn't just dare his brother into hurting himself. They ran outside, and stood in the driveway in the rain. Akida, Sesshomaru, and the truck, nowhere in sight. Inuyashas first instinct was to check the roof, and let out a breath of relief when they weren't there. Then a loud screeching of tires caught his attention. Oh no. Everyone eyes followed the noise, and coming down the street, at high speed, plowing through the flooded street, was Akidas white truck. Right behind the truck, was Sesshomaru, holding onto a rope attached to the it, riding a large wooden plank down the water.
"Oh my god..." Inuyasha couldn't help the huge grin across his face.
Sesshomaru was wake boarding down their flooded neighborhood, and by the huge grin on Sesshomaru face, was having a hell of a blast doing so. The truck speed by them, and Sesshomaru held up a hand as they passed, and flicked Inuyasha off. Instead of being angry, Inuyasha just laughed. The laugh was short lived however, because as the truck came speeding to the end of the street, Inuyasha spotted a huge tree branch coming down the opposite street, flooded right into their path. Akida noticed it as well, and had to slam on his breaks. Sesshomaru momentum, however, did not stop, and with a loud thud, crashed face first into the back of the truck. He slid down the back into the flooded street, and Inuyasha smelled blood.
He hurt...oh god he hurt. Sesshomaru opened his eyes as he came too. He was laying on the couch in his living room, wrapped up in a towel, still soaking wet. Everyone was leaning over him. It happened so fast. He was flying down the street, actually having fun. He gave Inuyasha the bird, thinking it was the best thing in the world at that moment. He heard tires screech, saw the back of the truck close in on him fast, then he blacked out. Sesshomaru, the greatest demon in all of japan, had crashed into a car and blacked out. Oh gods his poor pride. He sat up, and grabbed his throbbing head. He tried to breath out of his nose, and could not, on account of the tissues stuck up his nose. He pulled the tissues out, and they were soaked in blood.
"Yeah, you broke your nose all but good. I readjusted it, but its still gotta heal up." Akida said as he sat down on the couch next to him.
Sesshomaru groaned and rubbed his head. He then noticed Inuyasha glaring down at him.
"Sesshomaru...that was really dangerous and stupid...and fucking AWESOME!"
Inuyasha gave him a shit eating grin and held his hand up for a high five, and Sesshomaru thought fuck it, and slapped his hand in a high five, also wearing a grin. Akida rolled his eyes and smiled, and Shippo laughed and gave Sesshomaru a high five as well. Himari however scowled at them.
"Why are you encouraging him? He could have been hurt really bad! Hes lucky its just a broken nose..."
The demons chuckled again while Akida tried to calm down his sister. Inuyasha pat his brother on the shoulder and shrugged.
"Well, I guess you win. You did something stupid alright, and you looked like you were having a blast."
"Apart from breaking my nose, that was quite fun actually."
Sesshomaru then grinned and looked up to his brother.
"Well, a deal is a deal is it not? I very much desire a Soda, little brother. Go get me one from the fridge, please."
Inuyasha stared at his brother for a moment, then his eye widened in realization, and his shoulders slumped. He mumbled curses, but still made his way to the kitchen to get his brother his requested item. Sesshomaru couldn't help but keep grinning. Oh yes, breaking his nose was most definitely worth this. Not only had he proven to Inuyasha that could indeed have fun, but he proved it to himself as well. He now also, has a servant for the next two days.
"Inuyasha, there should also be some Burritos from Tacobell in the fridge too, grab me one of those as well. Id get it myself, but you know..."
A grumble from the kitchen caused him to chuckled, and he leaned back onto the couch. Oh yes, these next two days are going to be fun.
Hope you enjoyed this fic! Please review! =D