This is the final form of the fanfiction „How to Eat Ass". To eat ass is a very delicate art. You require skill to perfect it. Eating ass is a very special way of showing someone you love them. I eat my friend's asses. It's not gay I promise. I wanna kill myself XD. Ass is very soft. Ass poopy. Ass taste good. Kirby's ass is softer then my cock. My ass is tiny. My dick is tiny. I hate my wife. Why? Because she took my kids. I wish I could give birth so she couldn't take the kids. Fuck you.